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  • >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY.

  • WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

  • I'M JUST CLEANING MY GLASSES.

  • GIVE ME A SECOND HERE.

  • I'M SORRY TO KEEP YOU GUYS WAITING, IT'S JUST THAT THIS IS

  • THE LAST SHOW OF THE WEEK, RARE FRIDAY SHOW, RARE FRIDAY SHOW AT

  • THIS POINT.

  • WE HAD A LIVE SHOW A COUPLE OF NIGHTS AGO.

  • I'M STILL RIDING OUT THAT HIGH.

  • AND I DON'T KNOW IF MY GLASSES ARE DIRTY OR JUST MY CORNAS

  • REFUSE TO FOCUS ANYMORE.

  • I'M HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE-- THERE YOU GO.

  • THERE ARE THE WORDS RIGHT THERE.

  • I CAN'T WAIT TO FIND OUT WHAT I WILL SAY TONIGHT.

  • THE SQUIRREL CAGE NEEDS HOSING OUT UP THERE.

  • HAPPY FRIDAY?

  • IT'S THE END OF THE FIRST WEEK OF A BRAND-NEW YEAR, WHICH MEANS

  • IT'S TIME FOR MY NEW SEGMENT: "2021, THE WEEK THAT FELT LIKE A

  • YEAR: A LOOK BACK."

  • WHERE TO BEGIN?

  • MONDAY.

  • WHAT HAPPENED ON MONDAY?

  • I CAN'T REMEMBER.

  • BUT, ON TUESDAY, THERE WAS THE BIG RUNOFF ELECTION DOWN IN

  • GEORGIA.

  • I KNOW THAT BECAUSE ON WEDNESDAY, I WAS GOING TO HAVE

  • FUN TALKING ABOUT WINNERS HEADED TO THE SENATE.

  • BUT I HAD TO SCRAP ALL THAT WHEN THOSE LOSERS HEADED TO THE

  • SENATE.

  • IT WAS AMAZING.

  • TUESDAY, I MEAN, NOTLET WEDNESDAY THING.

  • THAT WAS-- WHEN WAS IT?

  • WHAT DAY IS THIS?

  • >> ARE THE.

  • >> Stephen: THIS IS FRIDAY.

  • WEDNESDAY WAS THE BAD DAY.

  • TUESDAY WAS THE FUN NIGHT THAT WE FOUND OUT ON WEDNESDAY BUT I

  • COULDN'T TALK ABOUT IT.

  • THERE YOU GO.

  • TUESDAY WAS AMAZING.

  • I SPENT THE WHOLE EVENING BREATHLESSLY WATCHING JOHN KING

  • AND STEVE KORNACKI WITH THEIR TOUCHSCREENS, AFTER DARK.

  • >> 50,000 VOTES DIFFERENCE, RIGHT?

  • OR 40,000 VOTES DIFFERENCE.

  • 130,000 NICK SAYS MR. STERLING WAS SAYING, 171,000

  • VOTES.

  • >> YOU'RE SITTING ON 170,000, 180,000 OR SO VOTES TO BE

  • REPORTED OUT, RIGHT, WHERE I THINK YOU CAN CERTAINLY EXPECT

  • DEMOCRATS TO BE GETTING AT LEAST 80% OF THOSE VOTES, AND PROBABLY

  • MORE.

  • >> Stephen: GOT IT.

  • I'M CRUNCHING THE LATEST NUMBERS OUT OF GEORGIA, AS THEY CONTINUE

  • TO TRICKLE IN.

  • WE'RE WATCHING PARTICULARLY MILITARY BALLOTS RIGHT NOW.

  • I'M GOING TO PULL UP CHATHAM COUNTY, OKAY.

  • ANNND... NOTHING.

  • I GUESS THE RESULTS ARE ALL IN FROM CHATHAM COUNTY.

  • LET'S LOOK AT THIS AREA.

  • IS IT HERE?

  • IS IT-- WHERE DO I-- IS IT COBB?

  • THIS VOICE-ACTIVATED, JIM HAD?

  • CA-BABA.

  • CAN WE PUT UP A WEATHER MAP OR ANYTHING, JIM?

  • I'M BEING TOLD THIS TOUCHSCREEN IS BROKEN?

  • IT DOES NOT WORK.

  • IT NEVER WORKED.

  • IT'S NOT A TOUCHSCREEN.

  • AND I'VE BEEN TOLD THAT BEFORE.

  • IS THERE MATH TO BE HAD HERE?

  • >> THERE IS MATH-- THERE IS MATH TO BE HAD HERE.

  • >> YOU CAN DO THE MATH HERE: 54 AND 29 AND 83 AND 84.

  • >> Stephen: GOT IT.

  • 54, 29, 83, 84, WITH A POWERBALL OF 6, TIMES 170,000.

  • KEEP FEEDING ME, BOYS!

  • KEEP FEEDING ME!

  • >> YOU'RE A LITTLE OVER 85,000 IS YOUR TURNOUT IN THE NOVEMBER

  • GENERAL ELECTION.

  • YOU'RE A BIT NORTH OF 68,000 HERE.

  • >> SO, NOW YOU ARE AT 1.8, 1.7, 3.5-- ADD UP, YOU'RE A LITTLE

  • HIGHER THAN THAT.

  • >> Stephen: OKAY, GOT IT.

  • ADDING THINGS MAKES THEM HIGHER, GOT IT.

  • OKAY, 1.8 ADDING 29, 40,000-- PLUS OR MINUS-- DIVIDED BY THE

  • SQUARE ROOT OF "ISH?" AND THE RESULTS ARE...

  • (BLEEP) YOU, MITCH MCCONNELL.

  • YOU LOST.

  • I'M GOING TO SIT DOWN.

  • I THINK I HUFFED TOO MANY INTEGERS.

  • THE FIRST RACE THEY CALLED TUESDAY NIGHT WAS SENATOR-ELECT

  • RAPHAEL WARNOCK-- SEEN HERE OUT-CUTEING A PUPPY-- WHO

  • DEFEATED APPOINTED SENATOR AND LADY WHO HAS TO GO TO THE HORSE

  • BARBER, KELLY LOEFFLER.

  • WITH HIS VICTORY, WARNOCK BECOMES THE FIRST BLACK SENATOR

  • IN GEORGIA HISTORY.

  • WOW, REALLY?

  • IS THAT TRUE?

  • >> YES.

  • >> Stephen: GEORGIA HAS THE THIRD-HIGHEST BLACK POPULATION

  • IN AMERICA, AND UNTIL NOW, IT HAD NEVER BEEN REPRESENTED BY A

  • THAT'S LIKE NEW MEXICO NEVER HAVING A NATIVE AMERICAN

  • SENATOR.

  • WHAT?

  • IT DOESN'T MEAN HE'S GIVEN UP HIS CHURCH WORK.

  • >> I INTEND TO RETURN TO MY PULPIT AND PREACH ON SUNDAY

  • MORNINGS AND TO TALK TO THE PEOPLE.

  • >> Stephen: MAYBE THE REVEREND CAN HIRE THIS

  • SOON-TO-BE-UNEMPLOYED PERSON AS HIS BIBLE HOLDER.

  • ON ELECTION NIGHT, LOEFFLER REFUSED TO CONCEDE.

  • >> WE'RE GONNA WIN THIS ELECTION.

  • WE'RE GONNA SAVE THIS COUNTRY.

  • WE GOT SOME WORK TO DO HERE.

  • THIS IS A GAME OF INCHES.

  • >> Stephen: OKAY, OKAY, I SEE WHAT YOU DID WRONG THERE.

  • IT'S ACTUALLY A GAME OF VOTES, AND HE GOT MORE.

  • IT TOOK UNTIL WEDNESDAY BUT, EVENTUALLY, THE OTHER RACE WAS

  • CALLED FOR INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALIST AND BOY DEMANDING

  • THAT BEDTIME BE PUSHED TO 9:15, JON OSSOFF, WHO DEFEATED

  • INCUMBENT SENATOR AND MAN SHOWING JUST HOW BIG OF A TOOL

  • HE IS, DAVID PERDUE.

  • THE BIG NEWS IS, WITH THESE VICTORIES, THE DEMOCRATS WILL

  • NOW CONTROL THE SENATE.

  • IT'S BEEN SO LONG, THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FLIP THROUGH THE

  • OWNER'S MANUAL.

  • "HEY, HEY, LOOK AT THIS!

  • DID YOU KNOW WE'RE ALLOWED TO HOLD VOTES?

  • OOH, HEATED POWER SEATS."

  • IT ALSO MEANS THAT SENATOR CHUCK SCHUMER WILL REPLACE SENATOR

  • MITCH McCONNELL AS MAJORITY LEADER.

  • THAT OUGHT TO WIPE THE SMILE OFF OF McCONNELL'S...

  • FACE?

  • CAN WE CHECK, JIM?

  • THE SENATE WILL ACTUALLY BE SPLIT 50-50, WITH VICE

  • PRESIDENT-ELECT KAMALA HARRIS HOLDING THE TIEBREAKER THAT

  • DETERMINES CONTROL.

  • SO, ESSENTIALLY, HARRIS IS STILL GOING TO BE A SENATOR.

  • PRETTY ON BRAND FOR AMERICA TO ELECT THEIR FIRST WOMAN VICE

  • PRESIDENT AND MAKE HER DO HER OLD JOB,TOO.

  • ONLY PAY HER FOR ONE OF THEM.

  • FAILURE FALLS AT THE FEET OF THE PRESIDENT.

  • THE GEORGIA G.O.P. NEEDED HIM TO RALLY HIS BASE, BUT INSTEAD, HE

  • DEMONIZED THE STATE'S REPUBLICAN LEADERS AND PEDDLED BASELESS

  • CLAIMS THAT GEORGIA'S ELECTORAL SYSTEM WAS RIGGED.

  • NOT EXACTLY A WINNING STRATEGY.

  • IT REMINDS ME OF THIS STIRRING PREGAME SPEECH FROM COACH

  • TAYLOR: >> RIGGED GAME!

  • YOU SUCK!

  • LET'S LOSE!

  • >> Stephen: EVEN ONE OF THE PRESIDENT'S OWN ADVISERS

  • SAID,"THE PRESIDENT (BLEEP) THE PARTY.

  • HE (BLEEP) THE PARTY.

  • SO THE BAD NEWS FOR THE G.O.P.

  • IS YOU GOT SCREWED.

  • THE GOOD NEWS?

  • YOU GET A CHECK FOR $130,000.

  • ( ♪ GROOVE IS IN THE HEART ♪ ) >> ONE MORE SLAM FOR THE ROAD!

  • >> Stephen: THIS COMES AFTER THE PRESIDENT ALREADY LOST IN

  • GEORGIA IN NOVEMBER, THEN LOST A RECOUNT, THEN LOST A RECOUNT OF

  • THE RECOUNT, AND THEN, TUESDAY, LOST TWO RUNOFFS.

  • THIS GUY HAS LOST GEORGIA FIVE TIMES.

  • AND WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO SHOW FOR IT?

  • >> YOU GET NOTHING!

  • YOU LOSE!

  • GOOD DAY, SIR!

  • >> Stephen: THANK YOU FOR THAT ANALYSIS, WILLY.

  • SPEAKING OF THE PRESIDENT LOSING: THE PRESIDENT LOST.

  • WHICH MEANS BIDEN'S INAUGURATION IS GOING TO HAPPEN ON JANUARY

  • 20, WHETHER THE PRESIDENT LIKES IT OR NOT.

  • FOR THE RECORD, NOT.

  • THANKS TO THE PANDEMIC, THEY'RE MAKING SOME ADJUSTMENTS TO

  • BIDEN'S SWEARING-IN CEREMONY.

  • FOR INSTANCE, THEY'VE ELIMINATED THE TRADITIONAL INAUGURAL

  • PARADE.

  • SO TO ALL YOU DIE-HARD INAUG-HEADS OUT THERE, I'M

  • SORRY.

  • YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO GO STAND IN THE COLD AND WAVE AT TRAFFIC ON

  • YOUR OWN TIME.

  • CANCELLING THE PARADE IS JUST PART OF WHAT THE INAUGURAL

  • COMMITTEE SAYS WILL BE A SIGNIFICANTLY SCALED-DOWN

  • CEREMONY THAT WILL FEATURE STRINGENT HEALTH AND SAFETY

  • PROTOCOLS.

  • OF COURSE, THE CURRENT PRESIDENT WAS WAY AHEAD OF THE CURVE ON

  • SOCIALLY DISTANCED INAUGURATION.

  • SPEAKING OF STAINS ON THE COUNTRY THAT WILL LINGER LONG

  • PAST THIS PRESIDENT, WE'RE STILL IN THE MIDDLE OF AN

  • UNPRECEDENTED PANDEMIC.

  • AND IT'S CHANGED THE WAY WE DO ALMOST EVERYTHING, INCLUDING

  • WATCHING MOVIES.

  • WE'RE CATCHING EVEN THE BIGGEST NEW BLOCKBUSTERS AT HOME ON THE

  • COUCH, AND LAST MONTH, WARNER BROTHERS ANNOUNCED ALL ITS 2021

  • FILMS WILL ARRIVE IN THEATERS AND STREAMING ON HBO MAX

  • SIMULTANEOUSLY, INCLUDING "THE MATRIX 4."

  • THAT'S SO EXCITING!

  • I CAN'T WAIT TO ESCAPE INTO A FANTASY WORLD WHERE ALL HUMAN

  • CONTACT IS VIRTUAL AND WE'RE KEPT IMMOBILE WHILE CONSUMING

  • HIGH-CALORIE SLUDGE.

  • EVERYONE IS WONDERING WHEN GOING TO THE MOVIES AND WHEN IT WILL

  • FEEL NORMAL AGAIN.

  • AND WHEN THAT TIME FINALLY COMES, WE'VE GOT A PREVIEW OF

  • THE MOST-ANTICIPATED FILM OF THE YEAR.

  • >> OUR WORLD WAS ABANDONED.

  • THE PEOPLE DEIFIED IT, ALONE AND AFRAID.

  • DESPERATE FOR A WAY TO COME TOGETHER.

  • DESPERATE FOR A MOVIE.

  • REALLY, ANY MOVIE IN A THEATER WOULD BE GREAT.

  • >> A ROMANTIC COMEDY, A SPY THRILLER, OR ANOTHER MARVEL

  • THING.

  • I WOULD EVEN SIT THROUGH ONE OF THOSE MOVIES WHERE A DOG TEACHES

  • THE FAMILY THE TRUE MEANING OF JESUS-- OR WHATEVER.

  • >> TOGETHER, WE WILL SEE THE LIGHT.

  • WE WILL HEAR THE SOUND.

  • AND TOGETHER, WE WILL HAVE TO SIT THROUGH 20 MINUTES OF ADS

  • BEFORE THEY EVEN START THE PREVIEWS.

  • >> A MUTINY OF FLAVOR IN EVERY BITE.

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ >> WAIT, THERE'S 400 NEW HOURS

  • OF "STAR WARS" COMING?

  • MAYBE I'M GOOD.

  • >> THIS FILM IS NOT YET RATED AS THE FUTURE REMAINS A DARK

  • ENIGMA.

  • >> Stephen: WE'VE GOT A BLOCKBUSTER OF A SHOW FOR YOU

  • TONIGHT.

  • I'M UNVEILING A NEW INTERVIEW SEGMENT CALLED "THE COLBERT

  • QUESTIONNAIR," WHERE I ASK THE SAME SET OF QUESTIONS TO

  • SUPERSTARS MERYL STREEP, GEORGE CLOONEY, AND TOM HANKS.

  • WHICH ONE IS FIRST?

  • YOU HAVE TO STICK AROUND TO FIND OUT.

  • IT'S HANKS.

  • ♪ ♪ ♪

>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY.

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