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  • Hey, everyone, it is time for "Screen Grabs." Here we go.

  • -♪ Make me wanna screen-grab

  • -Ya-hoo!

  • -Now, these are some weird funny things you guys have found

  • on the Internet or other places and then sent in to us.

  • This first screen grab was sent in by Yashasvi Bhat

  • in Gainesville, Florida.

  • They did a search for romantic restaurants in Orlando.

  • There's a lot out there. Let's see what came up.

  • Sam's Club, a Valvoline oil-change center,

  • and a massage parlor.

  • Wow.

  • I'd do a romantic dinner at all three. Why not?

  • This next screen grab was sent in

  • by Catherine in Lexington, Kentucky.

  • She was reading some news on her phone and spotted this.

  • If anyone -- Look at that.

  • If anyone can pull off a face mask and jorts,

  • it's Kate Middleton, I'll tell you that much.

  • This next screen grab was sent in

  • by Holly Rollins in Durham, North Carolina.

  • She was searching for baby toys and found this.

  • Well, you got your classic wood shapes --

  • pentagon, square, triangle, rectangle...

  • and, of course, "roundness."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • I guess...

  • I guess that's a shape. Roundness.

  • Our next screen grab was sent in

  • by Amanda Bauerman in Salt Lake City.

  • She was trying to find a good plumber

  • and came across this guy.

  • Merlin Jacobsen -- Plumbing & Heating,

  • Astrology & Hypnosis.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Come on, dude. That's great.

  • When you spring a leak at 2:00 a.m.,

  • you want the guy who dabbles in astrology, as well.

  • Yeah. I like that. I think it's awesome.

  • This next one was sent in by Marie Isabelle --

  • Oh. Sorry. Mary Isabelle in Palmer, Alaska. Sorry, Mary.

  • She went to Fandango's website

  • to get a refund for some tickets she bought,

  • but she was having some trouble finding someone to talk to.

  • It says, "We're sorry. Chat is currently unavailable.

  • Chat hours are listed below.

  • Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday through Sunday, they're closed.

  • But Wednesday, they're open from 6:00 a.m. to 6:01 a.m.

  • So...they're open for one minute every week,

  • so make sure you don't miss that window.

  • This next one was sent in by Les Carter in San Jose.

  • He ordered some food through DoorDash,

  • and he was sent a few messages about the status of his order.

  • This is great.

  • So it says...

  • "Hi. This is DoorDash connecting to you

  • about your Dasher for updates about your order."

  • Then the driver wrote... "I changed.

  • You just pop up the worst in me.

  • You don't or can't even recognize me.

  • Stop lying to yourself."

  • And then they wrote,

  • "Terribly sorry. On the way with your order. Thank you."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Dude. What? Wow!

  • Do people text stuff like that to each other?

  • That's like -- Wow.

  • That's like, "I'll order a BLT with a little side of TMI."

  • I would -- I would do a drum thing there, but --

  • -Oh. -Yeah, yeah. You don't have to.

  • It's all right. -[ Drums play ]

  • Now it's too late.

  • We're down to our last one.

  • It's from Dave Nealy in Portland, Maine.

  • We love Portland. Hey, bud.

  • He was drinking a probiotic drink,

  • and there's a guy on the bottle that he thinks looks like me.

  • Doctor D's Sparkling Probiotic drink.

  • Does that look like me?

  • Let me try something here.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Applause ]

  • Not bad. That's all the time we have for "Screen Grabs."

  • If you have a funny screen grab,

  • e-mail it to us at screengrabs@tonightshow.com.

  • We might put it on the show.

Hey, everyone, it is time for "Screen Grabs." Here we go.

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