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>> THE "TIMES" IS ALSO REPORTING THAT THE PRESIDENT HAS DIRECTLY
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PRESSED PENCE, PRESSED HIM TO TRY TO FIND ALTERNATIVES TO
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CERTIFYING BIDEN'S WIN, BASICALLY, FINDING A WAY THAT
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BIDEN WOULDN'T GET TO THE 270 ELECTORAL VOTES THAT HE WON THAT
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WOULD ULTIMATELY THROW THIS TO THE HOUSE.
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AGAIN, TO BE CLEAR, PENCE CAN'T DO ANY OF THIS, AND IT PUTS HIM
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IN THIS AWFUL, ALMOST UNTENABLE POSITION WHERE HE HAS TO DECIDE
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BETWEEN HIS BOSS AND THE CONSTITUTION.
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>> "THE ADVENTURES OF MIKE PENCE."
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TONIGHT'S EPISODE, "THE UNCERTAIN CERTIFICATION."
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>> I HOPE MIKE PENCE COMES THROUGH FOR US, I HAVE TO TELL
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YOU.
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>> HUH?
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>> I HOPE THAT OUR GREAT VICE PRESIDENT, OUR GREAT VICE
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PRESIDENT COMES THROUGH FOR US.
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HE'S A GREAT GUY.
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OF COURSE, IF HE DOESN'T COME THROUGH, I WON'T LIKE HIM QUITE
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AS MUCH.
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>> WHAT TO DO, FOLLOW THE CONSTITUTION OR OBEY THE
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PRESIDENT?
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THE ANSWER IS CLEAR-- RUN AWAY!
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>> MIKE PENCE, FLEEING HIS DUTY.
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♪ ♪ ♪ FIGHTING OFF HIS FELLOW
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REPUBLICANS.
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>> DESIST, JOSH HAWLEY.
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LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS, RON JOHNSON.
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TED CRUZ, YOUR BEARD LOOKS RIDICULOUS.
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>> EVEN BATTLING HIMSELF.
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>> SCREW YOU, ME!
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>> COULD THIS REALLY BE THE STATE OF OUR DEMOCRACY?
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OR IS IT ALL JUST A HORRIBLE DREAM?
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>> MIKE PENCE-- >> HUH?
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>> STOP THE STEAL.
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( SCREAMING )
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>> Announcer: IT'S "A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."