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  • There's the Comedy Club.

  • It's called Laughter House Welcome Toe Watch Mojo.

  • And today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 darkest robot chicken sketches.

  • Yeah, Bird, Ever do.

  • I maybe love a lot there, but I can hate a lot, too.

  • Congratulations.

  • This is the darkest sketch in television history.

  • For this list, we'll be looking at the most twisted segments from the adult Swim Stop motion show.

  • What's your favorite robot chicken sketch?

  • Let us know in the comments.

  • Number 10 Futile Friends.

  • Every Disney fan remembers the classic beauty and the beast number, where Bell sings a cheery song about her French village, another morning singing to my beloved disgusting town.

  • The robot chicken version of this tune is a lot more grim.

  • Instead of singing about the town's highlights, the ballon, the sketch things about all the downsides of life and futile France between the disgusting living conditions to rampant disease, the village looks like an awful place to live.

  • The death car rolls on by the corpses piled high.

  • Just another normal day, and you told France.

  • Even Bella ends up catching a mysterious illness by the end of the sketch, where glad Disney didn't make their song this realistic or horrifying.

  • In the original animated movie, Just another breaking day fueled all Friends.

  • Number nine.

  • Apocalypse Pony.

  • Most kids would be thrilled to see a pony come flying through the window.

  • If it happens to be one of the apocalypse ponies, however, the Children should run for their lives.

  • E.

  • After a couple of kids cause mischief around their house, a group of sketchy looking ponies come soaring into the picture.

  • Each creature represents one of the fabled Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

  • Thes Toys Air.

  • Not concerned with child safety standards.

  • By the end of the sketch, almost everything in the house is on fire, and the family has been decimated.

  • Oh, way.

  • Guess the kids learned their lesson.

  • Number eight.

  • Laugh a Munich In the Laugh Olympics cartoon, a bunch of Hanna Barbera characters compete against one another.

  • But what if they took the competition way too seriously?

  • Let's kill them.

  • In this robot chicken sketch, a few villainous Hanna Barbera characters preemptively eliminate their competitors.

  • Raggy Iran.

  • When they're heinous acts, air discovered a group of typically heroic tunes get revenge by taking out the villains responsible.

  • The sketches dark by design, but the sight of characters like Scooby Doo committing acts of violence really sticks with you.

  • There weren't any better Hanna Barbera villains to round out there really rotten.

  • But May Who the hell am I?

  • Still this dark reimagining of the Laugh Olympics might leave you smiling if you have a totally twisted sense of humor.

  • Number seven Cartoons Smokers In the early sixties, the Winston Cigarette Company used characters from The Flintstones to promote their tobacco products without hinting at the harmful health effects they could cause.

  • Let's take a Winston break that Winston is the one filter cigarette that delivers flavor 20 times a pack.

  • But the cartoon smokers segment tackles the habits potential negative effects head on.

  • We see cartoons like Fred Flintstone and Pink Panther suffering from various smoking related ailments.

  • Hey, your friend, you need a light for that smoke with the smooth, rich flavor.

  • Do I ever wrong, pal?

  • Mm, yeah, but yeah, But even supporting characters like olive oil who inhaled tobacco secondhand are affected.

  • Seeing these bright cartoon characters looking weakened and sick is seriously depressing.

  • The any is Popeye's.

  • Just all of them act ski on students in me spinach kept me lungs cancer free.

  • The sketch may not have been designed as a P s A, but it's just a defective as any riel anti smoking commercial.

  • I never get tired of hearing your robot voice.

  • Damn friend Marnie, you're in a small number six.

  • Dora's questionable quinceanera.

  • The premise of Dora the Explorer has always been simple.

  • Ah, young girl breaks the fourth wall to ask us for guidance along her adventures.

  • Could you check the map for us and find out how to get to the Big Red Hill?

  • This concept gets really dark in this sketch, however, when a teenage Dora needs to get some things for her quinceanera, Help me out which beer has the highest alcohol by volume.

  • Good giant.

  • The audience picks out an item for Dora at the store, and she promptly steals it.

  • Now let's complete this transaction.

  • Stop that after she drinks a beverage that she is definitely not old enough, for she ends up on the roof and look straight at the camera.

  • Dora admits in a tearful confession that she can't hear anyone beyond the fourth wall.

  • Do you think I can fly?

  • I've never been able Thio.

  • Although this sad confession is meant as a joke, her words left us wondering if the rial Dora could ever really hear US.

  • Number five.

  • Serial killer While hanging out at Fred's House, Barney gets creative in his attempt to steal his friends.

  • Fruity pebbles.

  • Sadly, the two friends end up physically fighting over the serial.

  • During their scrap, Fred accidentally receives a fatal blow from his best friend.

  • Good one.

  • Fred Good Barney quickly rushes to hide the evidence of his crime, only to realize that all of the animal appliances at Fred's House saw what happened.

  • Witnesses.

  • Dishwasher, My goodness, Cretaceous record players go, but oh man, the things I've witnessed.

  • So Barney ends the lives of all the living creatures that witnessed his crime.

  • Hey, he's eventually caught in the act, captured and forced to pay the ultimate price.

  • We hope the fruity pebbles were worth it.

  • Number four Wonder Pets Visit the Laughter House.

  • When the tiny animal rescue trio known as the Wonder Pets here that a cow is in trouble, they jumped to the rescue.

  • Her name is beer.

  • That's a very pretty name.

  • After releasing the cow from confinement, they realize it's too weak to walk away.

  • The Wonder Pets decide to carry the animal into a nearby building called the Laughter House.

  • Unfortunately, they didn't know that the building's name was missing an s Oh God, it's not a comedy club.

  • By the time they realized where they've really taken the animal, the cow's life has come to an abrupt end.

  • The sketch would have been plenty dark if it had stopped there, but the writers go the extra mile and have the little trio eat hamburgers to close out the segment too soon.

  • Wonder Pets Too Soon Number three.

  • Pegasus Abuse Legendary voice actress Cree Summer has lent her voice to a few terrifying antagonistic throughout her career.

  • If we had to pick her most horrifying role, we'd look at this extremely grim robot chicken segment.

  • Thank goodness you found me in the sketch.

  • Creep plays a little girl that finds a Pegasus caught in the trap.

  • Instead of freeing the animal, she makes sure it can't fly away, renders it unconscious and drags it to a barn.

  • The girl torments the Pegasus both physically and mentally until it accepts its new name.

  • Your name?

  • Oh, it's Pegasus eyes.

  • Seeing the trapped, majestic animal cave to the girls demands is undoubtedly dark, and the way cream makes the girl sound simultaneously sweet and sinister ensures this character will haunt our nightmares.

  • My name is Sunny Muffins E I Love You.

  • Number two.

  • Calvin's Therapy Adventures.

  • Using the power of imagination, Calvin can have full conversations with his stuffed Tiger Hobbs.

  • Wow, a real tiger.

  • I can't believe you got me a really life tiger, Okay?

  • Although Calvin loves to talk to his animal companion, his parents are a little concerned about it.

  • Who are you talking?

  • Thio?

  • Hobbs.

  • My pet tiger.

  • Can't you see him?

  • That's just a stuffed animal.

  • No, it's not.

  • After they try to stop Calvin's conversations with therapy and medication, Hobbs decides to take them out of the picture.

  • Calvin Hobbes, Calvin.

  • Your parents don't believe we have to kill them thing Before we know it.

  • The parents air permanently gone, and their son is locked in a padded cell indefinitely.

  • Why?

  • Mars is amazing.

  • Mars is amazing.

  • The Calvin and Hobbes stories always made it seem adorable, but the boy had someone to talk Thio.

  • But now that we've seen what could happen if his imagination took a dark turn, will never look at the comics the same way again.

  • Before we unveil our number one pick.

  • Here are a few grim, honorable mentions.

  • The iCarly, my nipples a certain video should have never been uploaded to icarly dot com.

  • I love Carly.

  • Show funny best part of the week.

  • Oh, wow.

  • No, the iCarly I nipples Got that hard.

  • Those are some glass cutters.

  • E failed as a father.

  • Happy days.

  • Zombie attack.

  • Fonzie accidentally starts a zombie outbreak.

  • I turn things on.

  • I never tried turning them off.

  • We're gonna die funds E Oh, you're shark bait.

  • Toy story For what?

  • He is forced to say goodbye to his old partner.

  • Goodnight, Sweet Prince.

  • We're gonna play tomorrow.

  • You bet, pal.

  • You bet.

  • Way.

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  • Number one tooth and consequences.

  • While the tooth fairy is visiting a child, The mystical being Here's the parents arguing downstairs.

  • Where the hell have you been?

  • None of your business.

  • None of my business.

  • It isn't my business.

  • Are you really have to say to a damn right?

  • It is it.

  • Things eventually turned violent and the ferry checks it out.

  • Get your hands off me!

  • Get out!

  • Who the hell are you?

  • Were then shown three distinct endings.

  • In the first scenario, the ferry takes the father's life before handing the kids.

  • Um, change you be good.

  • Now, the second ending sees the father dealing a fatal blow to the mystical being before telling his child to run away with him.

  • Hey, champ.

  • Okay, pack up.

  • You and me, we're going on vacation.

  • And the last scenario has the police arresting the sole survivor of the dispute before leaving the kid home alone.

  • And did we mention that the mother is never heard from in any ending?

  • The segment concludes with characters chanting that this is the darkest robot chicken sketch.

  • We could not agree more.

  • Congratulations.

  • This is the darkest sketch in television history.

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