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>> James: GOOD EVENING LADIES
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AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
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WARM WELCOME BACK TO MY GARAGE.
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THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE BACK IN LOCKDOWN FOR A FEW DAYS.
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WE'RE GOING TO BE DOING THE SHOW FROM MY HOUSE UNTIL IT'S SAFE TO
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UNARE.
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WE WERE HERE FIRST, THE FIRST TIME WE WERE HERE WAS IN THE
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SPRING.
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SO ONCE AGAIN I'M SAYING HELLO TO MY GARAGE AND GOOD-BYE TO MY
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PANTS.
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LAST TIME WE DID THE SHOW IN THE GARAGE PEOPLE WERE ALL, I KNOW,
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LIKE REMEMBER WHEN EVERYONE WAS MAKING SOURDOUGH BREAD, DO YOU
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REMEMBER THAT, BACK WHEN PEOPLE HAD ENERGY.
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BUT WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.
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WE WILL BE JOINED BY THE DELIGHTFUL ROSARIO DAWSON, LATER
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A PERFORMANCE -- PERFORMANCE BY ING RID ANDRESS.
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BUT HAPPY NEW YEAR, REGGIE IS HERE, THE BAND IS HERE, IAN IS
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HERE.
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HOW ARE WE DOING?
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IS EVERYONE OKAY?
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ARE YOU ON A TREADMILL?
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>> THAT'S RIGHT, I'M ON A TREADMILL, YEAH.
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>> James: HANG ON, IS THIS PART OF SOME NEW FITNESS REGIME?
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>> HONESTLY I LOST THE-- AT THIS POINT SO I AM HOPING YOU CAN
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TELL ME WHAT I AM DOING HERE.
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MOSTLY JUST A WALK.
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>> James: YOU ARE SAYING YOU HAVE LOST THIS ONE, DOES THAT
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MEAN YOU HAD-- WHEN WE WERE HERE IN MARCH, I DO'T THINK ANYONE
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WOULD AGREE WITH THAT AT ALL.
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I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW LOVELY IT IS TO SEE YOU ALL.
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REG, HOW WAS YOUR BREAK, WAS IT OKAY.
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>> YEAH, YEAH, I WENT SOLO TO MONTANA AND HUNG OUT WITH MY
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MOM.
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>> James: YOU TOOK A TRIP, IAN, YOU WENT BACK TO PORTLAND.
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>> I DROVE UP I-5, ALL THE WAY TO PORTLAND WHERE I HUNG OUT
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WITH MY MOM.
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AND THEN DROVE ALL THE WAY BACK DO DOWN I-5 TO LOS ANGELES.
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LONG DRIVE.
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>> James: LOOK AT THIS, LOOK AT US.
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WHAT ABOUT ANY NEW AREA'S RESOLUTION AMONGST THE BAND,
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GUILLERMO, ANY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION THIS YEAR?
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>> STAY SANE.
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>> James: SORRY, I JUST REALIZED, I DON'T THINK THIS CUP
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HAS BEEN CLEANED SINCE THE LAST TIME WE WERE IN HERE.
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>> OH MY GOD, DID YOU DRINK OUT OF IT.
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>> James: I JUST TOOK A SIP, EVERYTHING IS JUST BEEN HERE IN
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THE CORN ARE AND I JUST CAME N I PUT SOME WATER IN THIS CUP AND
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IT IS -- I'M LOOKING AT IT NOW, IT IS FULL OF DUST.
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WELL, WHAT BETTER WAY TO KICK OFF 2021.
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WE'RE ALL HERE, SHOULD WE LOOK AT SOME HEADLINES.
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DO YOU WANT TO LOOK AT SOME HEADLINES.
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SOME BIG NEWS TO TALK ABOUT.
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YESTERDAY AN AUDIO TAPE WAS RELEASED OF A CONVERSATION
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BETWEEN PRESIDENT TRUMP AND GEORGIA'S SECRETARY OF STATE
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BRAD RAFFENSPERGER WHERE TRUMP FLAT-OUT ASKED FOR THE VOTE TO
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BE RECALCULATED IN HIS FAVOR.
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>> THE PEOPLE OF GEORGIA ARE ANGRY.
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THE PEOPLE OF THE COUNTRY ARE ANGRY.
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AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH SAYING THAT, YOU KNOW, THAT YOU
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HAVE RECALCULATED.
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>> WELL MR. PRESIDENT, THE CHALLENGE THAT YOU HAVE IS THE
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DATA YOU HAVE IS WRONG.
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>> James: THAT'S GOING TO BE MY NEW COMEBACK, ANY TIME
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ANYBODY EVER DISAGREES WITH ME.
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I'M GOING TO SAY WELL, THE CHALLENGE THAT YOU HAVE IS THE
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DATA THAT YOU HAVE IS WRONG.
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I MEAN TRUMP IS NOT EVEN GOOD AT BEING A BAD GUY.
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AT LEAST A MOBSTER, YOU KNOW, ASSUMES THAT HE IS BEING
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RECORDED AT ALL TIMES.
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HE SPEAKS IN VAGUE TERMS LIKE BEAUTIFUL STATE YOU'VE GOT DOWN
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THERE, IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO IT.
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RIGHT?
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IAN, ISN'T THERE A MORE DISCREET WAY TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION?
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>> I THINK THERE ARE ONLY MORE DISCREET WAYS TO HAVE THIS
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CONVERSATION.
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I THINK THAT IS THE LEAST DISCREET WAY.
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HE CAME INTO EVERYTHING BEING RECORDED BY ACCESS HOLLYWOOD AND
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NOW IS HE GOING OUT BEING RECORDED BY THE SECRETARY OF
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STATE OF GEORGIA.
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SO I THINK IT IS A LATERAL MOVE FOR HIM.
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>> James: HERE IS MY THING.
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I DON'T THINK, AND WE TALKED ABOUT THIS THIS MORNING.
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I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE ONLY ONE OF THESE PHONE CALLS THAT IS
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HAPPENING.
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OTHERWISE WHY WOULD YOU TAICH IT.
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>> NO, THIS IS FOR SURE LIKE THE FIFTH ONE.
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WHERE THEY ARE LIKE LET'S TAPE IT, RELEASE IT AND MAYBE HE WILL
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STOP.
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BUT HE IS NOT GOING TO STOP.
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I GUARANTEE YOU THERE IS A PHONE CALL HAPPENING NOW WHERE AT
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FIRST HE IS ANGRY AND GOES BACK TO THE AIM OLD SCHTICK ALL OVER
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AGAIN.
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>> James: I LISTENED TO THE WHOLE TAPE, IT IS LIKE AN HOUR
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LONG.
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AND THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH IT I WAS JUST THINKING IWOULD LOVE
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TO HEAR TRUMP TRY AND PRONOUNCE RAFFENSPERGER.
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HE CAN'T EVEN SAY THE WORD ANONYMOUS.
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RAFFENSPERGER WOULD BE FANTASTIC.
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LATER IN THE CALL TRUMP SPECIFICALLY TALKS TO THE
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SECRETARY OF STATE ABOUT THE NUMBER OF VOTES HE WANTS TO FIND
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IN ORDER TO FLIP THE STATE IN HIS FAVOR.
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>> SO LOOK, ALL I WANT TO DO IS THIS.
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I JUST WANT TO FIND 11,780 VOTES, WHICH IS ONE MORE THAN WE
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HAVE.
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BECAUSE WE WON THE STATE AND FLIPPING THE STATE IS A GREAT
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TESTAMENT TO OUR COUNTRY.
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BECAUSE YOU KNOW, THERE IS JUST, IT'S A TESTAMENT THAT THEY CAN
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ADMIT TO A MISTAKE.
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OR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT.
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>> James: SOMEONE SHOULD JUST TELL TRUMP HE CAN'T JUST MAKE
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NUMBERS UP OUT OF NOWHERE.
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LIKE THIS ISN'T HIS NET WORTH.
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BUT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT IF RAFFENSPERGER WAS LIKE AH,
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MR. PRESIDENT, WE FOUND THE VOTES, WE'VE GOT THEM 11,780.
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GOT THEM.
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THEY ARE ALL FOR BIDEN THOUGH.
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OH, SO SEE YOU DIDN'T SPECIFY.
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TRUMP SAID FLIPPING GEORGIA IN HIS FAVOR WOULD BE A TESTAMENT
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TO THE COUNTRY.
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AND IF THERE IS ANYONE WHO KNOWS A TESTAMENT IS THE GUY WHO HOLDS
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THE BIBLE LIKE THIS.
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AND ANOTHER POINT RAFFENSPERGER TOLD TRUMP THAT THE ELECTION
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RESULTS ARE ACCURATE AND TRUMP RESPONDED LIKE THIS.
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>> YOU SHOULD WANT TO HAVE AN ACCURATE ELECTION.
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AND YOU ARE A REPUBLICAN.
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>> WE BELIEVE THAT WE DO HAVE AN ACCURATE ELECTION.
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>> NO, NO YOU DON'T.
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NO, NO YOU DON'T.
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YOU DON'T HAVE, YOU DON'T HAVE.
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NOT EVEN CLOSE.
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ARE YOU OFF BY HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF VOTES.
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>> James: AH, YES, THE FLAWLESS LEGAL ARGUMENT OF
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NUH-UH.
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YOU WISH.
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IF ONLY TRUMP COULD APPROACH THE REST OF HIS JOB WITH THIS KIND
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OF TEN ASITY, IF HE DID, MAYBE I WOULDN'T BE HOSTING A TV SHOW
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FROM MY GARAGE RIGHT NOW.
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I MEAN YOU CAN IMAGINE TRYING TO BREAK UP WITH TRUMP?
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IT WOULD BE LIKE IT'S OVER, WELL, THAT IS A SHAME BECAUSE I
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DON'T ACCEPT IT.
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WE'RE NOT BREAKING UP.
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WE'RE STILL TOGETHER.
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WHAT ARE WE DOING THIS WEEKEND.
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AND THEN OF COURSE TRUMP DITCHED ALL OF THE DEBATING AND JUST
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FLAT OUT ASKED FOR A FAVOR.
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>> SO WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO HERE.
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I ONLY NEED 11,000 VOTES, FELLAS, I NEED 11,000 VOTES,
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GIVE ME A BREAK.
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>> James: IT SOUNDS LIKE HE'S TRYING TO GET SOMEONE TO HOOK
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HIM UP WITH A FREE REFILL OF SALT AND PEPPER NOT A
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PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.
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TRUMP EVEN, YOU KNOW HE IS SERIOUS BECAUSE HE EVEN FULL
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PULLED OUT "FELLAS REQUESTS YOU KNOW WHEN YOU SAY FELLAS WE'RE
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ALL BUDDIES FELLAS, FELLAS, PLEASE.
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HE'S THREE SECONDS AWAY FROM SAYING BROOO.
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COME ON, BROOOO, BROOOO.
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I MEAN IAN, REG, IT IS 2 A.M. ON A SATURDAY NIGHT, DOES ANYTHING
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GOOD EVER HAPPEN AFTER YOU START A SENTENCE WITH "FELLAS."
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>> NO.
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>> FELLAS IS THE WAY I'M GREETED AT EVERY RESTAURANT THAT I HAVE
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EVER BEEN TO.
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SO ANY 24 HOUR DINER.
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IT'S LIKE FELLAS, LET'S GET SOME JALAPENO POPPERS STARTED FOR
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YOU, SO THERE ARE CERTAIN SIRKS WHERE ST A GOOD THING.
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>> James: FELLAS.
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WITH YOU I THINK IT IS SAFE TO SAY WE ARE BOTH TRYING TO DO
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SOMETHING ABOUT IT, WE'RE LARGER GENTLEMEN.
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DO YOU EVER FIND IT ODD THE FREEDOM AND SORT OF RELAXED WAY
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THAT PEOPLE WILL JUST CALL YOU BIG GUY.
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>> ALL THE TIME, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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>> YOU WOULD NEVER DO T YOU WOULDN'T CALL A SHORT DUDE LIKE
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WHAT IS UP LITTLE MAN, WOULD YOU NEVER DO THAT.
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>> HEY, LITTLE FELLA.
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> HAVE EVER GOTTEN THIS, THIS MIGHT BE AN AMERICAN THING, I
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HAVE A FRIEND FROM TEXAS WHO CALLS ME BUBBA.
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WHICH IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE.
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>> James: BUBBA.
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>> BUBBA.
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>> I HAD TO ASK HIM TO STOP AND HE STPED FOR SIX MONTHS AND WENT
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RATE BACK TO CALLING ME BUBBA ALL THE TIME.
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>> I'M SORRY, WE TALKED ABOUT IT IN MY DEFENSE.
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SORRY, I REALLY AM.
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>> James: LOOK, ALL OF THESE TRUMP TAPES OF COURSE ARE
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INCREDIBLE.
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BUT NOT-- I MEAN I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT WHEN I SAW ON TWITTER
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PEOPLE WERE LIKE I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
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LIKE YES, YOU CAN, YOU ABSOLUTELY CAN BELIEVE IT.
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IT'S TOTAL TRUMP.
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LIKE WHO OUT THERE WAS LIKE OH THAT'S IT NOW, THAT IS THE FINAL
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STRAW FOR ME.
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I'VE REALLY CHANGED MY MIND ON TRUMP NOW HAVE I HEARD HIM SAY
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THAT.
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WELL, THIS IS EXCITING BECAUSE WE'VE GOT AN EXCLUSIVE.
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OUR SHOW MANAGED TO GET HOLD OF EVEN MORE AUDIO OF PRESIDENT
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TRUMP'S PHONE CALL WITH GEORGIA SECRETARY OF STATE.
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THIS HAS NEVER BEEN HEARD ANYWHERE ELSE.
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I HAVE TO WARN YOU, IT'S PRETTY SHOCKING THERE IS STH ONE.
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>> THEY SAY TEXT THE WORD VOTE, BUT THE NUMBER ARE YOU SUPPOSED
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TO TEXT IS ONLY FIVE DIGITS.
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IT IS IT THE ALL NONSENSE.
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>> SIR, THAT IS NOT HOW VOTING WORKS.
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>> I MEAN LOOK AT ZENDAYA.
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>> WHO?
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>> FROM AMERICAN IDOL WHICH BY THE WAY WAS NEVER GOOD AFTER THE
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ADAM LAMBERT SEASON.
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NOW THAT GUY COULD REALLY, REALLY ROCK.
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>> James: AND THEN THERE WAS THIS ONE TOO.
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>> HAVE YOU CHECKED EF LEE-- EVERYWHERE FOR THE VOTES.
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>> YES, WE DID.
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>> WELL, DID YOU CHECK UNDER THERE.
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>> UNDER WHERE?
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>> I JUST MADE YOU SAY UNDERWEAR.
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HA HA, COME ON, THAT ONE SHOULD GET ME SOME BONUS VOTES.
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>> James: NOW IN OTHER POLITICAL NEWS A NEW CONGRESS
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WAS SWORN IN YESTERDAY, IT WAS AN ORDAINED MINISTER GIVING THE
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OPENING PRAYER AND CONCLUDED THE PRAYER IN A RATHER UNUSUAL WAY,
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HAVE A LOOK.
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>> WE ASK IN THE NAME OF THE-- YOUR HONOR AND GOD KNOWN
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BY MANY NAME BY MANY DIFFERENT FAITHS.
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AMEN AND AWOMAN.
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>> James: I CAN'T.
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I CAN'T WITH THAT.
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I ACTUALLY CAN'T.
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I THINK THAT'S IT.
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I THINK THAT WAS THE FINAL STRAW.
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I THINK THAT PLUS THE BACK IN THE GARAGE HAS DUN ME, I THINK
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ST DONE, I THINK ST ALL OVER, GUYS, HERE IS THE THING.
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AMEN, AMEN MENS SO BE IT.
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AND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GENDER.
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BUT WE CAN'T EXPECT AN ORDAINED MINISTER TO KNOW THAT.
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I MEAN IAN, WHAT WAS HE TRYING TO DO THERE, WAS HE JUST TRYING
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TO BE WOKE?
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>> I THINK HE JUST DO THE MATH IN YOUR HEAD WHERE YOU ARE LIKE
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EITHER I CAN SAVE THIS AND GET MADE FUN OF ON THE LATE NIGHT
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SHOW.
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OR CAN I NOT SAY IT AND THEN HAVE LIKE 8,000 PEOPLE ANGRY AT
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ME ON TWITTER.
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I WILL JUST TAKE THE JOKES.
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AT LEAST THAT WILL JUST BE ONE DAY.
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>> James: BUT WHY WOULD PEOPLE-- I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS
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WAS A THING THAT PEOPLE WERE ANGRY ABOUT.
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>> I I'VE FROM PERFORMLAND OREGON AND I NEVER HEARD ABOUT
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IT BEFORE AND THAT MEANS NO ONE IS ANGRY ABOUT IT, I DON'T THINK
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IT IS A REAL THING.
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>> James: THE PRAYER WAS GIVEN BY MISSOURI REPRESENTATIVE
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EMMANUEL CLEVER OR I SHOULD SAY E-WOMANUEL CLEVER.
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AND YESTERDAY NANCY PELOSI-- I FELT LIKE I NEEDED A REAL-- I
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THOUGHT THAT IS IT.
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TOO FAR.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK GUILLERMO.
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>> I LOVE IT, I'M