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I'm doing great.
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How are you?
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I'm doing fine.
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You know, I have to say, uh, worked at turnout Live long.
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Long time ago when I was a radio show and in the late forties and when I was there.
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One of the things that I always loved was that you get the summer off.
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Like most television, you just keep going, keep going.
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But not live.
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Whole summer off.
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What have you been doing?
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Months off.
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Yeah.
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Oh, I had a wonderful summer.
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I actually got to go to Iceland and Iceland.
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I went to Iceland.
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I don't know if you've ever been there, but it is Ah, beautiful place.
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It's, Ah, great scenery.
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I went to Reykjavik and they have great nightlife there.
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I saw some guys Er's and Hot Springs.
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But the highlight of my trip was I had my first ever visit to an animal Penis museum.
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So you're not kidding.
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That's there's a really There's a museum in Iceland whose civic Iceland.
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It's on the northern part of Iceland.
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So you went way out of your way to visit this?
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I'm in Reykjavik, but I'm here.
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The Penis Museum.
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Is it just It's animal Penis museum.
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Well, uh, I'm not sure if it's an animal Penis museum that focuses on whale penises or a whale Penis museum with the extra added bonus of animal penises against either way, it was spectacular.
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Yeah.
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So what did you learn?
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Because it would be nice if we could all learn something from your experience.
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Well, uh, I learned that if I ever even had the thought that I could please a female whale, Sexually, I was mistaken.
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You look you look shocked and odd.
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Yeah, really?
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I'm told that you brought.
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I hate to say this, but I'm told you brought a photo from your trip.
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This is real.
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This isn't a joke.
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This is a photo and tell us what we're gonna see here before we see it.
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I believe it's an elephant Penis.
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This is you next to an elephant Penis.
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Let's G o Yeah.
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Wait.
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Why are they applauding?
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I mean, we're on camera.
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Are you sure that was in office?
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Because if not the banister from a hotel, I Yeah, I'm pretty sure I saw that in the Oak Bar, the Plaza Hotel.
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Now I'm now I'm never going back there again because I wrote down that banister and we only have to go one.
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I will clear.
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I will clear this area and we'll do a whole other show.
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We'll get re descent and you'll see.
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Then you'll see.
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Now, while we're on the subject of penises, I don't wanna be the Penis stories.
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Get off the subject, then work our way back around.
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No, I have a story which I think could be relevant.
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It actually took place in this building.
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You know, I work over at Saturday Night Live, which is is a true there's a true story.
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This is an absolutely true story.
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I work out at the NBC gym, which is also in this building.
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Yeah.
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Great facilities on the eighth floor floor.
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Yeah, eight floor on.
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They have wonderful shower facility after you.
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After you work out, you could go in there.
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So I walked into the locker room recently and I encountered an extremely naked man like this.
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He was standing at the sink and he could not have been more naked, unabashedly naked.
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He was unabashedly naked.
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And I don't know about you, but like when?
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When I'm naked, I'm very shy.
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I'm not confident in my naked body.
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So, like I'd throw a towel on, I run to the shower and I try to scamper into it before anybody could see me.
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You know, it's It's the word Scamper is telling us a lot.
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Yeah, when you're nude, you scamper funny.
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Yeah.
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Anyway, I stride purposely when I'm naked.
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Then you have a lot in common with this guy.
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Because this guy, it was the exact opposite of that.
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He was He was like, he had a very open stance and he was looking into the mirror.
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He had He was propped up with 11 arm like this.
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He was just slowly deliberately combing his hair.
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Yeah, So I immediately averted my eyes and I you know, I just said Okay, focus on what?
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You're doing this on your business over there.
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Just keep doing your thing.
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But there was part of me.
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There was There was, ah, level of interest because I was I was like, I was curious.
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Who is this guy?
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A guy who, like, has such a high degree of of locker room moxie, you know, and eh?
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So I kind of kept tabs on him with my peripheral vision and as he finished his business there, he strolled by and I looked up and I discovered that it was Max Weinberg.
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Wait, what are you What do you like this when the locker room.
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Well, and you're really you're really you're really doing that?
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Well, that's all I'm looking, you know, I gotta tell you the way you were tapping your foot.
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You look like a Republican, Senator.
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That e Yeah.
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So I you know, I don't wanna go to into it, but I did a little research, and I found that it was kind of the tip of the iceberg.
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And there are quite a number of rumors concerning Max and his, uh, his locker room etiquette, which may or may.
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It's kind of like Bigfoot sightings, which may or may not include feet Max and a blow dryer and his balls.
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I didn't see any of this, but I think it's up Thio Max to confirm or deny talking about Is this really?
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I don't know if it's real or not.
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Only Max.
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Nos When I get back from talking my lawyer, I will get back to you.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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I guess I should not bring up here.
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Say you just did.
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I couldn't do it.
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You can edit that stuff out right now.
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We're not gonna get it that out.
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I want to know what happened.
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Are you gonna double it like we can't afford anything?
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Okay, we're on a 12.
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30.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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All right, Now that next time, bring a can of worms I want to hear more about.
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Okay, But you clearly aren't saying all right.
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I didn't know that.
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I told you what I know, Okay?
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I told you what I know.
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Okay?
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Do use a blow dryer on your privates in the bathroom.
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It do you?
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It's just a yes or no, thanks.
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Look, I haven't seen it.
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I don't do that.
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Do you do that?
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I don't.
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I don't.
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You should.
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Uh huh.
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Are you in a hurry?
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Is that it?
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Is it?
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Gotta get to rehearsal.
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Gotta rehearse.
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It's It's it's hearsay hair.
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Say, Oh, that would put these people through enough.
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All right, that is Now I gotta find out about that.
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I'm just don't worry.
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I'll be on him like a hawk.
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So now I'm supposed to transition from that into your film, which I find almost impossible.
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Let's try.
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Okay?
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I'm blow drying balls Way You gotta hands some balls to make your own film.
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You just made one.
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The brother Solomon E Here it's blowing people away.