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- 2020 goals.
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2021... suggestions?
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Get some stamps in this passport.
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Get stamps, like go at the post office and get stamps.
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(sighs) This year, I'm gonna make so much money,
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never gonna run out.
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This year I'm gonna get so much toilet paper,
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never gonna run out.
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This is the year, finally gonna do that marathon.
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Netflix marathon: The Crown, Queen's Gambit...
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all those shows I've been putting off.
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This year I'm gonna up my fashion game,
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no more yoga pants every day.
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Wear pants.
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I'm gonna make my health a priority,
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only clean eating for me.
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Okay, care to eat one green thing a day,
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a week,
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a month.
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This year I'm gonna create some boundaries,
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I'm not gonna let people invade my space.
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I can't wait to hug people,
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like friends, strangers anybody just hug.
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Spend more time connecting with family.
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You know, I feel like we're just ships passing in the night.
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Spend more time alone.
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Be cool not to see you guys for just a little bit,
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that'd be nice.
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I'm wanna slow down, not over-schedule,
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really take it all in.
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I'm accepting every invite to everything,
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your cousins, brothers, uncles, weird barbecue, in.
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You know what?
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Gonna cut down on the drinking.
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I'm gonna cut back on drinking, to every other night.
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I'm gonna start each day writing in my gratitude journal.
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Maybe I shouldn't start each day by doom scrolling.
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No doom scroll.
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I'm really gonna focus on a small circle of friends.
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I'll talk to anybody at this point.
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I'll make all new friends.
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I mean a--
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just one or just one, right?
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One is fine too.
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I'm gonna save on gas,
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I'm gonna start walking and biking more.
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I'm gonna get comfortable behind the wheel again.
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Just gonna figure it out, nope,
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don't have anywhere to go,
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but I could like, I could drive around the block,
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I could, I could go to the store, I could come back,
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I've done that, I could do that.
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I could do that, get take out, I'm gonna get crazy.
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I mean, I could go,
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I could go to the Target on the other side of town.
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Huh! I can do it.
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You know, in 2020 one of my goals
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was to spend more quality time with my family,
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check, did it.
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We're good here.
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Love you.
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Love you but maybe we should see other people?
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- Yeah, that's a good idea.
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- Aww, but I have loved all of my snuggle time with you.
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- I know, I do love you.
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- I do love you,
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hey, do you have any 2021 goals?
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- For COVID to be ending.
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- For COVID to be ending,
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yes, we're gonna do that,
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check, but what do you wanna do once we're like,
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can go see people?
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- I forgot what seeing people is like,
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I mean so, I don't know.
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- You don't know?
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Do you have any New Year's resolutions?
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- I never do.
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- Never do, and you cut a rural life,
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so hey, maybe I'll stick to that plan.
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Okay, happy 2021.
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Yay!
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I'm gonna start each day writing in my gratitude journal.
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- [Producer] One more time
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and now don't do the fake teeth smile.
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(both laugh)