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Well, you know, you look beautiful.
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Absolutely gorgeous.
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And you look beautiful as well.
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Simon.
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Quick question.
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Look pretty good yourself.
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Thank you.
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Pretty good.
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That's not bad for you.
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Uh, look a little bit tired, but I'm tired.
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I'm aging like Carter in the presidency.
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Simon So?
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Well, thank you.
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Would you say I'm aging so well?
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What a nice thing to say.
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I'm just I love it.
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You look suspiciously younger.
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E o for auto.
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Have work done.
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I would like to have work done.
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What would you have done if you were me?
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What should I have done?
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Should be.
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Let's say I had 66 Let's say I had six months off.
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Could I have my forehead?
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Me to help you here.
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Alright, We'll talk about your show.
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First put in the commercial break.
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I'd like to hear about radical surgeries.
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Simon.
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I've always contended your genius, but now you've taken it to new hikes.
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You were thought of a job where you're flanked by three women all day.
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Very attractive women.
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Was this your idea?
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Did you come up with this?
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Of course.
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Yeah.
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What a great You know, I had a show and I love Andy, but it didn't say Andy plus three beautiful women, which I could have said.
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And he's and he's pretty cute, but I think I've done better.
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Um, who is the biggest diva between the two of you?
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Him for sure.
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Forget it.
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I mean, he takes hours to get ready.
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And we are the three girls.
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I mean, Demi Kelly and I were waiting and waiting off course we need to wait for Simon is our boss.
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But then he doesn't get on time.
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What do you wear?
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Jeans and a T shirt.
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What do you What are they doing?
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Is it special oils or being applied?
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I do sometimes have a massage before the show.
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Yet massage a forehand.
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You say massage.
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Here in this country, I said I said, Masaaki, I'll take Masaaki Masaaki before I'll have a must have was a forehand up like we owe goes.
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I think this tables here.
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Uh Polina there seems like there's an occasional I could imagine to be hostility against Simon in the workplace.
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I've been with him for five minutes and I want to beat him senseless.
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But Paulina, is this true?
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You had a birthday and you're one of your one of the festivities was hitting a pinata with Simon's face on it.
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I believe we have the picture.
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Oh, my God.
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I love that pinata.
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That's the most amazing pinata ever.
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And then just just to see Demi killing that pinata like not a lot of rage came out right when you were not many people after they knocked the pinata down.
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Scream, Die pinata die way start jumping a Panetta like Like it is not Simon.
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How do you do it, Simon?
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You get people so angry.
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So no, you have no idea.
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They were very mean to me.
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In fact, one day they played a trick on me because they were serving me lunch during one of the breaks and the auditions.
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And they said it was fried chicken on it.
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Turned out to be bulled a bull's testicles.
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What, You don't know the difference between fried chicken and a book.
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Now I would be very suspicious.
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They went, Here's your fried chicken.
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Have every minute.
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They weren't just like two balls on a plate.
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I mean, that kind of flattened out covered him.
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They had the decency to flat out wait a minute.
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And then after the booth, I come to the sad fresh a little bit late, and then he says, But how come you need to try these things there special for us?
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They just send them in Denver.
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You need to try them.
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Before we hit the sad, I said, Okay.
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What is it?
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What is it, then?
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I by the balls of the bull and he and it was anyone tuning in right now.
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Nobody told anyone who just turned on the TV.
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Just so you say I Simon said it was okay.
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So I bit knows of Booth Essel that time.
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So arming and on I said, coming from him, I need to try them.
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But I didn't swallow them so And he did.
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E, I think I don't know if he follow darling e show that we'll take a commercial break.