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  • the crabby patty is not what it seems.

  • So we set out to uncover the truth about the chronic cravings, the dangerous ingredients and, finally, the elusive secret formula.

  • This'll is bikini bottom mysteries.

  • Every day, schools of fish swarm the Krusty Krab feeding frenzies occur at local grocery stores.

  • Hence, starfish lose all self respect am thanks to the coveted and mysterious burger, the crabby patty.

  • Sure, a fish wanting a burgers sounds totally normal, but a close study of local bikini bottom Mike suggests they don't just want crabby Patties, but they appear to have developed a fundamental need for crabby Patties.

  • So hungry exhibit a chronic cravings.

  • Crabby Patty is full of mysteries.

  • Who cooks them when SpongeBob's not there?

  • How do you actually spell Patty?

  • And what is the secret formula?

  • Yes, don't worry.

  • We're getting to that.

  • But one thing that is certain once you take even one bite of a crabby patty, you'll never stop coming back for more.

  • Remember local crabby patty critics Squid word tentacles.

  • Thing is a heart attack.

  • Well, this is him.

  • After taking just one bite of a crabby Patty, Sheldon, Plankton once had a promising future as a respected criminal.

  • But now he won't hesitate to throw himself into a dangerous pit of electricity just to be closer to a crabby patty on.

  • Patrick Star used to be passionate about sleeping as much as physically possible, but nowadays his disgusting habit won't even let him sleep through the night booth.

  • Yeah, because if he does, according to the cook himself, he will surely suffer from crabby Patty.

  • Withdraw.

  • What's happening?

  • Let me say that again.

  • Crabby Patty withdraw.

  • Patrick is suffering from crabby patty withdrawals.

  • Who's really eating?

  • Who is the crabby patty?

  • The one consuming the customer, becoming the driving force behind every decision they make.

  • Once respectable businessmen shamelessly eat old rotting Patties, pronoun fry cooks about to marry their sandwich sweethearts.

  • May I call you Patty?

  • And even superheroes, once sworn to protect bikini bottom will turn to the side of terror and evil just because they couldn't get their fix.

  • Wait just a darn minute.

  • I want a crabby patty, but it's just a harmless sandwich.

  • Way wrong.

  • Exhibit B.

  • Dangerous ingredients.

  • While the Krusty Krab may want to sell you the narrative that the crabby Patty is healthy, nothing could be further from the truth.

  • Let's go back in time to the mysterious origins of the crabby Patty and what just may be the most elaborate cover up since the great balloon scandal of bikini bottom?

  • Enter Eugene Crabs, the supposed sole creator of the crabby Patty.

  • But our records indicate he was once a known associate of evil mastermind Sheldon Plankton, and together the two of them created a long for gotten burger known only as the flab patty.

  • But don't be fooled by it's incredibly appetizing name because the plaid patty was proven to be disgusting.

  • Dangerous on diabolical thes public health concerns.

  • Forced crabs toe alter the plan Patty recipe, adding six new ingredients to create a safer patty.

  • The crabby patty discovered the perfect patty batter, but newly uncovered footage reveals a shocking truth about those six ingredients.

  • They were never even taken out of their bottles, never able to mix with the rest of the batter.

  • That's right, the lab patty batter was never changed at all, meaning the crabby Patty and the dangerous plaid patty are the same Patty who not convinced fast forward to present day and crabby Patties have caused mawr emergencies.

  • Breakdown on Zombie apocalypses than any other underwater burger in the world Coincidence Way?

  • Don't think so.

  • So how did the simple rebranding trick all of bikini bottom in tow?

  • Liking this disgusting burger?

  • The answer.

  • Just may lie in Exhibit sees the secret formula for ages Researchers, students and various holy men have scoured the Earth for answers to that age.

  • Old question.

  • What is the crabby patty secret formula?

  • Their combined efforts have led us to three groundbreaking documents we believe are the key to the shocking truth about the fishy formula.

  • Our first document actually reveals a few of the elusive ingredients.

  • Ingredients like a teaspoon of soy shale, four entire cups of gets gets sick and even an unknown quantity of chopped too far.

  • So, yeah, no surprises there.

  • Wait a minute.

  • But hold your seahorses.

  • Because, according to our second document, the formula is not just a list of simple ingredients but in fact delves into molecular physics.

  • Could this explain the strange effects the Patties have on bikini bottom mites?

  • Has the Patties very biochemistry been engineered to control the minds of its customers?

  • But hold your sea horses again?

  • Because that's nothing compared to our third document the one that reveals one additional ingredient and ingredients so disgusting, so sickening and just downright wrong, then, Mr Crabs has kept it a secret since the very creation of the crabby patty.

  • Horrifying truth about each and every crabby patty and bikini bottom is that they each contain an entire pinch of chum.

  • That's right, the very same repulsive ingredient used at the chum bucket grossed, right?

  • That's disgusting.

  • Can these horrifying secrets really be true?

  • Or is the crabby patty just misunderstood?

  • We may never know the truth about the crabby patty, the plaid patty or the secret formula, but one thing's for sure.

  • It will go straight to your thighs that trust me.

  • Okay on now for a bikini bottom bonus Mystery.

  • As an underwater city, it stands to reason that bikini bottom would be full of sea creatures.

  • Uh, we're made to believe that land creatures can't even visit bikini bottom without the help of specialized equipment like air helmets, oxygen tanks or underwater tree domes.

  • But then, how do you explain countless sightings off cockroaches, crickets, flies, pet dogs, senior citizens, Onda guerrilla riding a zebra into the sunset file this one under W.

  • for Wait.

  • How is there a sunset?

  • If there underwater Have you seen something strange under the sea?

  • Leave us a comment and tune in next time form or investigations that will blow your pores.

  • Strip your scales and flip your fins like subscribe.

  • And remember if the pineapple fits live in it.

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What's REALLY in the Krabby Patty Secret Formula? ?❓ Bikini Bottom Mysteries | SpongeBob

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/12/25
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