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  • (upbeat music)

  • We do have a special guest today,

  • he's waiting.

  • You guys don't seem excited at all.

  • Can I just say something? (chuckles)

  • Maybe we should do a little energy level.

  • No, no, I like,

  • keep exactly this, right here

  • 'cause I'm just gonna,

  • you guys were like, Oh, this is exciting.

  • Yeah, there's someone here, (laughing loudly)

  • you know what I mean?

  • You made it sound like,

  • the guy with uranium waste is here.

  • (laughing loudly)

  • You know?

  • It's Conan O'Brien, you know,

  • there should be some excitement

  • and instead you guys see it,

  • you know, you're enduring,

  • Oh, our kooky uncle who has, smells like potatoes.

  • (mumbles) he's here.

  • [Canon] Yeah. He's here.

  • But no, I am glad.

  • I'm proud of you guys.

  • I think you're doing a good job.

  • And I know that I have a reputation

  • for not being great at video games

  • but I do like to try and stay current.

  • I want to appear cool to my kids and their friends.

  • So if it's okay,

  • I like to pop in periodically

  • and just find out what's going on.

  • Well, we're glad you're here

  • because I think we want to kind of get your temperature

  • about a game that's very hot.

  • And after a couple of delays, finally coming out,

  • Cyberpunk 2077.

  • (upbeat music)

  • All right, I'm pulling up the Cyberpunk image now.

  • So Conan, can you describe what you're seeing?

  • There is a guy, looks to be,

  • he's got some scars.

  • I'm gonna say late twenties.

  • Caucasian.

  • Clearly a robotic arm.

  • Probably I'd mentioned that first in a police description.

  • That wouldn't be the,

  • I wouldn't say male white (laughs loudly).

  • 28.

  • Oh yeah, robotic arm.

  • I have a couple of questions,

  • one, his collar.

  • That's a very, that's an extreme collar.

  • Is that a fashion thing, the collar?

  • Or does it give him some kind of super power?

  • Because that I don't understand.

  • If it's a fashion thing, it's a terrible mistake.

  • But if it's protecting his neck and skull

  • because it's creating some sort of beam or cushion,

  • then I accept it.

  • As a fashion statement, I would never buy that coat.

  • And his arm looks like it's cracked.

  • So is he?

  • Oh, Cyber.

  • Oh, so he's like..

  • [Aaron] There we go.

  • Okay, and punk.

  • So punk.

  • Huh?

  • That, is that the music he's into?

  • Is he someone who's very submissive in jail?

  • What does it mean?

  • I think he's just like,

  • it's like cool like Cyber-Punk.

  • Like.. Not with that collar.

  • No.

  • Well so..

  • If he goes into any situation, it's like,

  • I am here, I am CyberPunk.

  • The first thing they're going to do is go,

  • what's with the collar?

  • (chuckles)

  • And he's gonna be like,

  • It is not important is it?

  • Does it do anything or is that,

  • did that come with jacket?

  • Is it removable?

  • Does it zip off?

  • Cause you should take it off.

  • It is of no consequence, I am CyberPunk!

  • Can you just pick off, is that a reversible jacket?

  • Can you reverse it so there's no,

  • Enough with the collar!

  • Why do we have to keep talking about the collar?

  • It looks like how he intros himself too.

  • Like, Hello, I am CyberPunk.

  • You know, that's what I do when I walk into a room.

  • I go, Hello, I'm Conan O'Brien

  • and people say,

  • Are you, is that jacket really what you're wearing?

  • And then it's a whole thing.

  • In this game you can

  • and you kind of hit it on the head.

  • You can body, you can modify your body.

  • You can give yourself

  • cybernetic enhancements. Ooh, I love that.

  • I would look to enhance my body in any way.

  • What would you do?

  • Sonja, that's a little personal

  • but I feel like we are there.

  • Very nice of you to say.

  • Let's see, I don't like my proportions of my body.

  • My legs are very, very long

  • and then my torso is very, very small.

  • So I have like these NBA center legs

  • and then the torso of a six-year-old girl

  • and not a healthy one.

  • So I would change the proportions of my body.

  • That's what I would do.

  • You could do any,

  • you could put machine guns on your forearms.

  • [Conan] No! don't want that!

  • You could do anything you want.

  • You just want to portion body. Don't want that!

  • Yeah, I want a video game

  • where you'll go into an alternate reality

  • where Conan O'Brien has a proportionate body.

  • I don't need weapons.

  • I don't need superpowers.

  • I don't need anything else other than a body

  • that when I go to a tailor he's like,

  • Oh yeah, we can give you something off the rack.

  • I don't want to have to have it made for me

  • and I don't want the tailor to go,

  • Wow!

  • 38 inch leg that's crazy!

  • So that's the,

  • someone develop that game

  • then call it, Not Hate Yourself World 2077.

  • I appreciate your priorities.

  • You don't want any like laser eyes or any,

  • that's all you want.

  • I think I have laser eyes.

  • Have you seen me when I'm not happy Aaron?

  • (grunting)

  • And I give someone a look.

  • I have laser eyes. [Aaron] Yes.

  • And I have very powerful,

  • Sonja, I have,

  • Bleyaert has been with me for a very long time

  • and he's seen me under extreme circumstances

  • and he's seen my abilities.

  • I have super strength when angered

  • kind of like the Hawk.

  • I do have sort of laser eyes.

  • I have a pulsating vein underneath my eye

  • that pulsates when either threatened or enraged.

  • So I think I have

  • most of the things I would want.

  • You're already Cyberpunk.

  • I think I am Cyberpunk a little.

  • Thank you very much.

  • I think I am Cyberpunk.

  • Not strong, not good in a fight

  • but in many other ways I am Cyberpunk.

  • [Aaron] The story is,

  • you play as, V

  • a mercenary outlaw going after a one of a kind implant

  • that's key to immortality.

  • You can customize your players Cyberware,

  • skill set in place style.

  • Explore a vast city.

  • With the choices you make,

  • shape the story and the world around you.

  • You're on a world called Hell Drex Nine.

  • (chuckles)

  • They've run low on Zerbodium.

  • You are one of the elders of six.

  • You must make it to the Council of Nine

  • who have control over the League of 12.

  • It's like, I'm gone.

  • I can't follow you.

  • It's this,

  • it's this kooky local bureaucracy.

  • You must find the Glow Bar Stone.

  • Okay, what happens if I get that?

  • Then you will be able to enter the world of Orbar.

  • Wait, Glow Bar?

  • No, Orbar idiot.

  • So actually this was the most succinct explanation.

  • This guy is just looking for a live for a long time pill.

  • Was that right?

  • (laughing loudly) Yes.

  • Essential. [Conan] Okay.

  • [Aaron] Yeah, I think.. The cool collar.

  • Right.

  • This is just look for a long time pill, video game.

  • I like how

  • the first image of him is, him with the gun.

  • And then this image is him on a subway

  • but he's not making any effort to holster the gun.

  • He's just holding it.

  • This is what it's like to hang out in Texas.

  • Like you know,

  • you just, you go to a Dairy Queen

  • or you go to a (chuckles)

  • you go to a Caramel Corn store

  • and the person serving you

  • has a Howitzer strapped to their thigh.

  • (car tires screeching)

  • (loud bang)

  • [V] I think we got rid of them.

  • What's your kind of verdict.

  • Do you think you'll be playing, Cyberpunk 2077

  • or this isn't,

  • this doesn't really do it for you.

  • I'm getting the sense maybe.

  • Well, I don't wanna say absolutely, no.

  • I might give it a shot.

  • I think I would give this a shot.

  • I would give this game a shot just to see what it's like

  • and the graphics look pretty cool.

  • And I do like games where you get to fire a weapon.

  • It does, I do,

  • unleashes a lot of the rage

  • which has been boiling inside of me

  • since the Kennedy administration.

  • So I say, I'll give it a try.

  • (dramatic tones)

  • [Aaron] All right there we go.

  • Great. Thanks.

  • And now we know,

  • we all know your body modification.

  • Yes.

  • [Aaron] Wishes.

  • Please, yes.

  • Let's get a body.

  • I wanna buy clothes off the rack

  • so someone invent that game called,

  • Off The Rack!

  • (upbeat music)

  • [Voice] Fashion.

  • (upbeat music)

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Conan Reviews "Cyberpunk 2077" On "Good Game Nice Try"

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/12/24
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