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[CollegeHumor Originals.]
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Oh... hello.
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Do it.
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Take a selfie.
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Here?
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-In the bathroom? -Mm-hmm
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Isn't that a little narcissistic?
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Selfies are empowering.
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They help young girls redefine the standards of beauty.
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Oh, that's nice.
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So stick out your tits and take a picture.
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Okay...
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Adorbz!
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I'm just concerning that this is gonna come across as like some pathetic plea for attention.
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Do you know what selfie stands for?
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Self-portrait.
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Guess who does self-portraits?
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Artists, like Van Gogh.
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And James Franco.
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Astronauts take selfies.
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In outer space, as they test the limits of mankind!
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Not in the bathroom where they just took a shit.
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She made me second-guess my selfie.
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It's fine, no first draft ever made it to Instagram.
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Just relax.
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You know, let your body just fall the way it naturally does.
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You can't post that.
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You will look like a raging narcissist.
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It's the Internet.
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Everyone does.
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Just hashtag "nomakeup" and text "some money to cancer".
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That's indulgences.
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Paying money to be relieved of guilt?
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No one's gonna buy that.
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Why do you give such a fuck what other people think?
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Uh... actually I don't give a fuck.
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That's why I don't post selfies.
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Well, I don't either.
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And that's why I do.
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I also don't give a fuck.
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Fine.
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Make a weird face but caption it: "Being Silly. What is my life?"
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What?
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No, cute weird.
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Stick your tongue out, but still have beautiful eyes.
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Now look away like you don't know you are taking a picture of yourself.
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Does that make sense to you?
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What you just said?
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Now hold up a sign about feminism, but still have great cleavage. [Feminism is awesome.]
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It's really starting to seem like you do give a fuck.
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Oh my God, adorbz.
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Just being a nerd, #nomakeup.
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No one's gonna fall for this.
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I don't normally post selfies, but just being goofy, and living life LOL. #cancerresearch
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Oh gross.
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Did you see Arence's selfie?
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She is such an attention whore.
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It's like, stop shoving your face on my feed.
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[Adorbz.]
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Hey guys, if you liked this video click and subscribe, okay?
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Because these videos matter, we're here, right now, doing it, Kony 2012, gotta find him, where is he?
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I dunno—he's the... bad guy?
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Gotta get at that rascal!