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Luigi is the best guy from Mario, okay?
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In the comments of my Super Mario World video,
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I had some guy saying "thank God Luigi isn't in this game." Well guess what, asshole?
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Luigi is in the game actually. In fact
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he's the first boss.
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Luigi was originally just a palette swap of Mario
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resulting from his name sounding like the Japanese word
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"Ruiji", meaning Mario's brother, but he later started being given other attributes such as...
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John Leguizamo
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and other palette swap.
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He would also go on to star in his own hentai game, called Mario is Missing which sees him
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undressing Bowser to save his brother. That's right - Luigi was the hero here. As was he in Luigi's Mansion
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Hahaha, laugh at Mario because of how bad he is! I bet Mario couldn't rescue himself.
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It was at this point that Luigi's popularity was so high, Nintendo had to bring in a bad version of Luigi to help balance him out.
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Now, did Mario ever get a guy like this?
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Nope!
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They even tried making him the villain in Super Paper Mario, but uh-oh! Luigi saves the day yet again.
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You'd think in a game called Mario and Luigi:
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Superstar Saga they'd once again be equals, but no. In this game Mario wants to be like Luigi
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so bad, he tries to turn green but dies and then that - then, there were no more of those games.
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Remember when Mario 64 came out and Luigi
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wasn't in it,
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but there were all these rumors like if you go to the back right side of Peach's
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Castle and do the Mario, you'll unlock Luigi as a playable character?
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Then they turned out to be false and Mario 64 went on to be one of the worst games in Mario history. Even
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IGN gave it a bad review which you know at the time was a Nintendo 64 fan site called GameSpot,
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so that's how you know they weren't being biased. Then they remade the game for the DS
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a year later with Luigi in it and the reception was through the roof.
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The game was so successful that Nintendo launched a Year of Luigi campaign to celebrate all things Luigi. We got a new Luigi's Mansion,
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uh, 6000th New Super Mario Brothers, uh, we got Dr. Mario with the green filter over it,
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we got the new Luigi RPG where he copes with the death of his brother.
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Uhh, they put out this really weird parkour video,
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lost like half a billion dollars and killed the dude who played him in the live-action series, so if that's not a celebration,
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I don't know what is - to top it all off Luigi has a much better taste in women than Mario.
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How many times has Princess Peach been kidnapped? The counter on the Nintendo website currently says a million.
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which is high as shit. Luigi's girlfriend...
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Bayonetta on the other hand actually knows how to fend for herself - Luigi may not have been in Mario Sunshine
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but it's okay because someone actually modded the game to add a co-op mode which lets another player control Shadow Mario, oh wait...
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But at least in Super Mario Odyssey there's gonna be a co-op mode that lets you control the ha - oh, fuck's sake.
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Luigi will always be the better of the Mario brothers.
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He outshines Mario in every way,
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okay? Mario always resorts to violence in order to save the princess, but Luigi...
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...can get a hole-in-one -
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almost...There is just no competition when it comes to these two
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and I will not hesitate to block anyone who says Luigi isn't the best Nintendo character of all time.
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But...you-you know who's better than Luigi is Yoshi, okay, Yoshi is the best guy from Mario-
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(cough)