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  • Once upon a time...

  • before Marvel took over cinema...

  • a bunch of rings were made

  • I like rings!

  • Oooo rings! [I like rings too!]

  • Thanks for the bling!

  • Everyone loved their rings

  • except...

  • Surprise, suckas!

  • The rings were actually a trick

  • The bad guy made a different ring

  • a Super Ring!

  • That had absolute admin powers over all the other rings!

  • This upset everybody

  • and they decided to fight the bad guy and his nasty OP ring.

  • FIGHT!

  • Destroy the Admin!

  • Come get your whoopin!

  • Many lives were lost

  • until...

  • Ow! My fingies!

  • Welp... I'm clearly defeated.

  • Yay! I win I mean we win!

  • Ooo! Finders keepers!

  • We have to throw it in the lava!

  • Nah... I'ma keep this ring forever!

  • And then he immediately lost it.

  • Dang it!

  • Ooooooo! I'ma keep these ringses forever!

  • And then he lost it too.

  • Dang it!

  • Ooo look at that!

  • I'ma keep this ring forever!

  • And then the actual movie begins

  • Gandalf!

  • Frodo!

  • Let's get this party started!

  • Yay!

  • It's my birthday!

  • Happy Birthday!

  • Bye.

  • (gasps)

  • Well that's rude!

  • Well that was fun.

  • With this here ring, I can do whatever I want!

  • I think you should leave it behind

  • You wanna die?

  • Come on...

  • PRETTY... PLEASE!

  • Okay fine! Geez!

  • What's going on?

  • What's this?

  • Oh it's just the most dangerous thing in the entire world

  • HERE!

  • I don't think I should.

  • And take your best friend too!

  • What up?

  • The hobbits have the ring!

  • Go get it!

  • Charge!

  • You must take the ring to the elves.

  • You have to stay hidden!

  • And don't put the ring on! It will make you invisible.

  • But wouldn't being invisible help me stay hidden?

  • Yes but then Souron will see you

  • I'm so confused.

  • Bye!

  • This is the furthest from home I've ever been.

  • Cool, Sam!

  • Now This is the furthest from home I've ever been.

  • He he. Yep!

  • Now THIS is the furthest I've ever been!

  • Okay you can shut up now, Sam.

  • Hey Saruman!

  • What are we gonna do about Sauron?

  • Hey! Why are your names so similar?

  • It's because I'm actually evil, see!

  • Dang it!

  • You spin me right round baby right round

  • Shut up!

  • Weeeeeeeeeee!

  • I was just thinking, Mr. Frodo.

  • Shouldn't we get more people to help us?

  • But why should we do that?

  • Comedic Relief!

  • But wont this make it more dangerous?

  • Nah! What's the worst that could happen?

  • I can smell you!

  • I feel funny.

  • I like it so I'm gonna put a ring on it.

  • You aint Queen B!

  • Wow! You didn't kill me?

  • Why?

  • I wanted you to see the bad guy army I'm making.

  • Gaze upon your doom!

  • That's dumb you're dumb!

  • Whoop whoop whoop whoop!

  • Ha ha! Stupid!

  • Gandalf out!

  • I'm going to regret that, aren't I?

  • Hey! Who is that mysterious man in the corner?

  • Oh! He's gonna be the leader of your group!

  • Really?

  • Yup! He's awesome and very attractive!

  • What?

  • Hello, ladies.

  • Wow! He aint lyin!

  • Can you help save us from the bad guys?

  • Let's get out of here.

  • The first key in staying hidden, is don't draw attention to yourself.

  • Like this fire???

  • HEY! They're over there!

  • Go get them!

  • Dang it!

  • Don't worry Mr. Frodo! We have swords!

  • Don't worry guys! I can turn invisible!

  • Ha ha! You can't see me!

  • Yes I can!

  • Hrneeeagh!

  • Hey there!

  • So Hooooooot!

  • And I'm not just talking about the Fire!

  • I don't feel so good!

  • We have to take him to the elves!

  • Only their magic can save him!

  • Or they can come to you!

  • Whoa!

  • There are girls in this movie!

  • Hey you!

  • You're finally awake!

  • Where am I?

  • You're in Rivendelle

  • The home of the elves.

  • Cool! Does that mean I'm safe?

  • No! Get out!

  • Can I at least get some help then?

  • Fine.

  • Fellowship runnin crew, introduce yourself!

  • I'm the favorite!

  • I have a napoleon complex!

  • And I'll never betray anyone!

  • The ring must be taken back to Mount Doom...

  • and thrown into the lava!

  • I have an idea!

  • We could use the Eagles!

  • What about the Nazgul?

  • The eagles would tear them apart!

  • The eagles will never agree to such a journey!

  • That's why we'll blind fold them!

  • Eagles do not interfere with the issues of man!

  • They just saved me!

  • I promise you they're not doing anything important!

  • This is dumb! I say we walk!

  • I say we fly!

  • All in favor of walking... stand up.

  • I was tired of my feet not touching the floor.

  • I can walk better than anyone here.

  • It tones my glutes.

  • I guess we can walk.

  • Fine! But if the Eagles swoop in and save you guys at the last second

  • I'm going to say I told you so

  • Hello!

  • Bilbo!

  • You're here too?

  • I'm just here to give you a few things for your adventure.

  • Here's a sword that glows like a light saber!

  • A what?

  • And some armor for when you get stabbed again!

  • Wait. Wut?

  • And finally...

  • A HEART ATTACK!!!

  • AAAAAGGGH!

  • OKAY BYE!

  • Alright everyone, lets go!

  • Look at us all! Look how brave we are!

  • Birds!

  • AAAAAAGHHHHHH!

  • That was close!

  • There's only one place that birds can't go...

  • The snowy mountains!

  • Nope!

  • Oh no!

  • Are you stuck?!

  • Good thing he didn't keep doing that!

  • He'd have probably killed us!

  • We should go to the mines!

  • The dwarves there will throw us a big party!

  • This party's kind of dead.

  • Gandalf, there's a weird creature following us.

  • What's it doing?

  • Forshadowingziz

  • I wonder what killed everyone.

  • It was us!

  • Eeewww! Go Away!

  • Aaaaaaaaoooooow!

  • Ha ha ha! Gotcha!

  • NO! The main character is dead!

  • They're not going to kill me!

  • But Borimir... um...

  • You should watch out.

  • Crap!

  • But how are you still alive?

  • Literal plot armor!

  • Hey Hey!

  • Mini Boss Battle!

  • Nah. 1v1 me bro!

  • Aaagh! It's an old man with a tiny stick!

  • You...

  • Shall Not...

  • Sass!

  • (magic)

  • Ha!

  • I don't think that did anything to...

  • the structural integrity of the...

  • Briiiiiaaaaaaaaaadge!

  • AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

  • GGEZ

  • Gandalf!

  • I know what you're thinking!

  • We should've just used the freakin eagels!

  • Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

  • No!

  • I can't believe they've done it!

  • They actually killed a main character!

  • Don't worry! I'm sure he'll come back right when we need him.

  • Really?

  • You know it, baby!

  • Now lets get out of here before we run into someone else weird!

  • Hello everyone!

  • My name is Galadriel.

  • So hows it going?

  • We just lost Gandalf...

  • we've been walking so far...

  • we're trying to get rid of this ring of power...

  • Can you spare some soldier?

  • It would really help us out.

  • Nah.

  • Can I at least give you the ring...

  • so that I don't have to do it?

  • I could take the ring for you.

  • I'm totally stable and capable of handling the rings power!

  • You can totally trust me!

  • Nevermind.

  • This movie is almost over

  • but we need one more action sequence

  • Go get the ring!

  • But where are they?

  • Who knows

  • We'll just show a bunch of random shots of you running

  • and then you'll magically catch up.

  • Ha! Cool.

  • Shots of Running Orc

  • Running Orc

  • Running Orc

  • Running Orc

  • Running Orc

  • ha ha Ha HA HA!

  • Hey Frodo!

  • Mind if I hold that ring for a bit?

  • No!

  • Come on! We could take turns!

  • Aaagh! Go away!

  • That was a close one!

  • I see you!