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Once upon a time...
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before Marvel took over cinema...
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a bunch of rings were made
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I like rings!
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Oooo rings! [I like rings too!]
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Thanks for the bling!
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Everyone loved their rings
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except...
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Surprise, suckas!
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The rings were actually a trick
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The bad guy made a different ring
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a Super Ring!
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That had absolute admin powers over all the other rings!
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This upset everybody
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and they decided to fight the bad guy and his nasty OP ring.
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FIGHT!
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Destroy the Admin!
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Come get your whoopin!
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Many lives were lost
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until...
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Ow! My fingies!
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Welp... I'm clearly defeated.
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Yay! I win I mean we win!
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Ooo! Finders keepers!
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We have to throw it in the lava!
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Nah... I'ma keep this ring forever!
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And then he immediately lost it.
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Dang it!
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Ooooooo! I'ma keep these ringses forever!
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And then he lost it too.
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Dang it!
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Ooo look at that!
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I'ma keep this ring forever!
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And then the actual movie begins
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Gandalf!
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Frodo!
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Let's get this party started!
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Yay!
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It's my birthday!
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Happy Birthday!
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Bye.
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(gasps)
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Well that's rude!
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Well that was fun.
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With this here ring, I can do whatever I want!
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I think you should leave it behind
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You wanna die?
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Come on...
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PRETTY... PLEASE!
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Okay fine! Geez!
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What's going on?
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What's this?
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Oh it's just the most dangerous thing in the entire world
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HERE!
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I don't think I should.
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And take your best friend too!
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What up?
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The hobbits have the ring!
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Go get it!
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Charge!
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You must take the ring to the elves.
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You have to stay hidden!
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And don't put the ring on! It will make you invisible.
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But wouldn't being invisible help me stay hidden?
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Yes but then Souron will see you
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I'm so confused.
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Bye!
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This is the furthest from home I've ever been.
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Cool, Sam!
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Now This is the furthest from home I've ever been.
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He he. Yep!
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Now THIS is the furthest I've ever been!
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Okay you can shut up now, Sam.
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Hey Saruman!
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What are we gonna do about Sauron?
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Hey! Why are your names so similar?
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It's because I'm actually evil, see!
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Dang it!
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You spin me right round baby right round
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Shut up!
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Weeeeeeeeeee!
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I was just thinking, Mr. Frodo.
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Shouldn't we get more people to help us?
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But why should we do that?
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Comedic Relief!
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But wont this make it more dangerous?
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Nah! What's the worst that could happen?
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I can smell you!
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I feel funny.
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I like it so I'm gonna put a ring on it.
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You aint Queen B!
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Wow! You didn't kill me?
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Why?
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I wanted you to see the bad guy army I'm making.
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Gaze upon your doom!
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That's dumb you're dumb!
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Whoop whoop whoop whoop!
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Ha ha! Stupid!
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Gandalf out!
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I'm going to regret that, aren't I?
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Hey! Who is that mysterious man in the corner?
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Oh! He's gonna be the leader of your group!
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Really?
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Yup! He's awesome and very attractive!
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What?
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Hello, ladies.
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Wow! He aint lyin!
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Can you help save us from the bad guys?
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Let's get out of here.
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The first key in staying hidden, is don't draw attention to yourself.
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Like this fire???
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HEY! They're over there!
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Go get them!
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Dang it!
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Don't worry Mr. Frodo! We have swords!
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Don't worry guys! I can turn invisible!
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Ha ha! You can't see me!
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Yes I can!
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Hrneeeagh!
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Hey there!
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So Hooooooot!
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And I'm not just talking about the Fire!
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I don't feel so good!
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We have to take him to the elves!
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Only their magic can save him!
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Or they can come to you!
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Whoa!
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There are girls in this movie!
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Hey you!
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You're finally awake!
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Where am I?
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You're in Rivendelle
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The home of the elves.
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Cool! Does that mean I'm safe?
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No! Get out!
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Can I at least get some help then?
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Fine.
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Fellowship runnin crew, introduce yourself!
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I'm the favorite!
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I have a napoleon complex!
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And I'll never betray anyone!
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The ring must be taken back to Mount Doom...
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and thrown into the lava!
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I have an idea!
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We could use the Eagles!
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What about the Nazgul?
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The eagles would tear them apart!
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The eagles will never agree to such a journey!
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That's why we'll blind fold them!
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Eagles do not interfere with the issues of man!
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They just saved me!
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I promise you they're not doing anything important!
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This is dumb! I say we walk!
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I say we fly!
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All in favor of walking... stand up.
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I was tired of my feet not touching the floor.
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I can walk better than anyone here.
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It tones my glutes.
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I guess we can walk.
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Fine! But if the Eagles swoop in and save you guys at the last second
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I'm going to say I told you so
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Hello!
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Bilbo!
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You're here too?
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I'm just here to give you a few things for your adventure.
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Here's a sword that glows like a light saber!
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A what?
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And some armor for when you get stabbed again!
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Wait. Wut?
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And finally...
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A HEART ATTACK!!!
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AAAAAGGGH!
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OKAY BYE!
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Alright everyone, lets go!
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Look at us all! Look how brave we are!
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Birds!
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AAAAAAGHHHHHH!
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That was close!
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There's only one place that birds can't go...
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The snowy mountains!
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Nope!
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Oh no!
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Are you stuck?!
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Good thing he didn't keep doing that!
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He'd have probably killed us!
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We should go to the mines!
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The dwarves there will throw us a big party!
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This party's kind of dead.
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Gandalf, there's a weird creature following us.
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What's it doing?
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Forshadowingziz
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I wonder what killed everyone.
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It was us!
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Eeewww! Go Away!
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Aaaaaaaaoooooow!
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Ha ha ha! Gotcha!
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NO! The main character is dead!
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They're not going to kill me!
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But Borimir... um...
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You should watch out.
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Crap!
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But how are you still alive?
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Literal plot armor!
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Hey Hey!
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Mini Boss Battle!
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Nah. 1v1 me bro!
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Aaagh! It's an old man with a tiny stick!
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You...
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Shall Not...
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Sass!
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(magic)
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Ha!
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I don't think that did anything to...
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the structural integrity of the...
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Briiiiiaaaaaaaaaadge!
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AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
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GGEZ
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Gandalf!
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I know what you're thinking!
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We should've just used the freakin eagels!
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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No!
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I can't believe they've done it!
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They actually killed a main character!
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Don't worry! I'm sure he'll come back right when we need him.
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Really?
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You know it, baby!
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Now lets get out of here before we run into someone else weird!
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Hello everyone!
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My name is Galadriel.
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So hows it going?
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We just lost Gandalf...
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we've been walking so far...
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we're trying to get rid of this ring of power...
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Can you spare some soldier?
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It would really help us out.
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Nah.
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Can I at least give you the ring...
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so that I don't have to do it?
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I could take the ring for you.
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I'm totally stable and capable of handling the rings power!
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You can totally trust me!
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Nevermind.
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This movie is almost over
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but we need one more action sequence
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Go get the ring!
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But where are they?
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Who knows
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We'll just show a bunch of random shots of you running
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and then you'll magically catch up.
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Ha! Cool.
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Shots of Running Orc
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Running Orc
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Running Orc
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Running Orc
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Running Orc
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ha ha Ha HA HA!
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Hey Frodo!
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Mind if I hold that ring for a bit?
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No!
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Come on! We could