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>> SENATOR, THERE ARE A NUMBER OF YOUR REPUBLICAN COLLEAGUES IN
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THE SENATE WHO STILL HAVE NOT ACKNOWLEDGED, EVEN AFTER
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YESTERDAY, THAT JOE BIDEN IS THE PRESIDENT-ELECT.
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I MEAN, FOR GOD'S SAKE, PUTIN EVEN DID SO OVERNIGHT.
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>> HAS THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE SUBMITTED THEIR VOTES AND NOW
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YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO ACKNOWLEDGE PRESIDENT-ELECT JOE
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BIDEN BUT ARE STILL AFRAID TO DO SO?
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WELL, HOW ABOUT AN EDIBLE ARRANGEMENT.
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FRUIT IS THE PERFECT WAY FOR A COWARD TO SAY "CONGRATS,"
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BECAUSE AFTER IT'S CONSUMED, THERE'S NO EVIDENCE.
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CHOOSE FROM SOME SUCH FAINT-HEARTED ARRANGEMENTS AS
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THE "GUTLESS GUAVA," "TIME TO MANGO UP AND ADMIT IT," AND THE
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"GROW A PAIR."
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AND NO NEED TO WORRY ABOUT PRESIDENT TRUMP FINDING OUT,
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BECAUSE HE HAS NO INTEREST IN FRUIT.
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SO LET FRUIT SAY THE THING YOU DON'T WANT TO, BECAUSE "ORANGE"
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YOU GLAD YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO.
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SAY IT?
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EDIBLE ARRANGEMENTS: FOR WHEN YOU DON'T WANT TO ADMIT YOUR
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CANDIDATE WAS BEATEN TO A PULP.
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>> >> Announcer: IT'S "A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."