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  • From rags to riches, and even a little romance.

  • How long have you two ladies known together?

  • Why is Chocolate With Nuts so rich with business tips?

  • Well, I've got three words for you.

  • Chocolate?

  • Chocolate?

  • Chocolate!

  • It started as many lessons do, with a twist of fate.

  • That's funny. I don't remember subscribing to Fancy Living Digest.

  • A taste of luxury would leave these two inspired.

  • Give me that!

  • Stealing my mail, eh?

  • Hey Squidward, how did the people in that magazine get all that money?

  • They're entrepreneurs.

  • They sell things to people.

  • Tip number one: money can be exchanged for goods and services,

  • in this case, goods.

  • Quick, Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything

  • in the world right now, what would it be?

  • A chocolate bar?

  • That's a great idea, Pat. We'll be traveling chocolate bar salesmen.

  • And suddenly, they were on the road to riches.

  • But would they be feeling sweet?

  • Or tasting defeat?

  • Good afternoon, sir.

  • Could we interest you in some chocolate?

  • Chocolate?

  • Did you say chocolate?

  • Yes, sir, with or without nuts.

  • Tip number two: variety is the spice of life.

  • Chocolate! Chocolate!

  • Though some fish are nutty enough.

  • Chocolate!

  • Tip number three: wear running shoes.

  • Run, SpongeBob! Run, Patrick!

  • OK, the first guy didn't count.

  • Good morning, sir. Would you like to buy some chocolate?

  • That's no way to carry your merchandise.

  • You know, my mom always said chocolate goes straight to her butt.

  • no self-respecting candy bar salesman

  • would be caught dead without one of these.

  • The Choco-Master 747,

  • the world's premium chocolate bar carrying case,

  • complete with a deluxe full velvet lining.

  • Pineapple orange coating, and a platinum painted composite zipper!

  • Just shut up and take our money.

  • Fancy living, here we come!

  • Tip number four: get the proper gear.

  • Yes.

  • Huh? Say, weren't you the same guy who sold us these candy bar bags?

  • I don't recall.

  • Uh, can confirm.

  • But it looks to me like you fellas have got a lot of bags there.

  • You two lady killers are too smart to be

  • without one of my patented candy bar bag carrying bags.

  • The CBBC 474, complete with limited edition cherry red finish.

  • I forgot these bad boys were still on the market.

  • We'll take 20.

  • That brings us to tip number five.

  • Upgrade your gear.

  • But against all odds, Squarepants and Star Incorporated

  • were down and profits.

  • So they began to look up for inspiration.

  • Well, maybe if they didn't stretch the truth, they wouldn't sell this many.

  • That's it, Patrick, we've gotta stretch the truth.

  • Chocolate!

  • Tip number six: lie.

  • Yes?

  • Hello, young lady.

  • We're selling chocolate.

  • It's your mother home?

  • How are they gonna lie to such a foxy fish?

  • Mom?

  • What? What's all the yelling?

  • Hubba hubba! Two darlings in one dwelling? Things are looking up.

  • Your just can't wait for me to die, can you?

  • [sighing]

  • I know, their words are like sugar on your ear lobes.

  • I could listen to these two vixens for the rest of my days.

  • Chocolate.

  • I remember when they first invented chocolate.

  • Sweet, sweet, chocolate.

  • I always hated it!

  • Come on, SpongeBob. Don't mess this up.

  • Oh, but this chocolate's not for eating.

  • It's for...

  • You rub it on your skin,

  • and it makes you live forever.

  • - No, no, no, no! - Live forever, you say?

  • I'll take one.

  • Nice one. Now ask for her number.

  • I hate you.

  • Nailed it.

  • If we keep exaggerating the truth, we'll be fancy living in no time.

  • Tip seven: don't be afraid to dress up.

  • This guy will feel so sorry for us,

  • he'll have to buy all of our chocolate.

  • What can I do for you, boys?

  • Hello, sir, would you like to buy a chocolate bar?

  • We need an operation.

  • Really? Small world.

  • Ah, tartar sauce.

  • What's the matter with you guys?

  • I was born with glass bones and paper skin.

  • Every morning I break my legs at every afternoon, I break my arms.

  • Oh, no.

  • Oh!

  • [shattering]

  • Quick, Patrick, let's help him.

  • How can you not support these two?

  • Just look how much they care about their beloved customers

  • that they're lying too.

  • If there's anything, anything we can do to help you.

  • There is one thing.

  • As you can well imagine,

  • my medical bills are extremely high, but luckily I'm able to keep myself alive

  • by selling chocolate bars.

  • Aw, fish sticks.

  • Tip eight: I guess some things are more important than money.

  • Like caring for your fellow fish or whatever.

  • It does my heart good to con a couple of class A suckaroonies

  • like those two.

  • [laughing]

  • What? Were we just lied to?

  • Who could have seen this coming?

  • This is an outrage.

  • Tip number nine: trust no one.

  • Let's face it, Patrick were failures.

  • After all those fool-proof business tips.

  • No fancy living, no wealth.

  • What else could go wrong? Oh, this guy.

  • Chocolate!

  • Ah, crab cakes.

  • Finally. Now that I've got you right where I want you,

  • I'd like to buy all your chocolate.

  • Tip number ten: the richest customers are often the nuttiest.

  • Thank you for your patronage.

  • It's not easy becoming rich.

  • But if you're smart, hardworking and a little shameless,

  • then you too can buy the world.

  • And maybe even a date, if you know what I...

  • Oh, oh, I said...

  • - And maybe even... - What did he say?

  • Cut the camera.

From rags to riches, and even a little romance.

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