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Hey Conan here again, and we're trying to raise money
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for a good cause on the holidays,
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Great way to help children during the holiday season.
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Donate, there should be information
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at the bottom of the screen.
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If there isn't, I'll fire the person responsible,
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on Christmas Eve.
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That's the kind of guy I am.
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All right, I got some great people handling
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this today with me,
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Mr. Jimmy Vivino,
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we got James, The Worm, Wormworth,
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what an awful nickname, on drums.
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And then Mike Merritt on the bass guitar.
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Then helping us out, Skills is gonna play
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that jingly jangly thing.
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Went to, yes, nine years of music college for that.
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Anyway, there are only two great Christmas songs
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in the world, we all know that.
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One, of course Handel's Messiah,
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the other by The Kinks.
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Let's try that second one.
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Doctor, take us away.
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(hard Christmas music)
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One, two, three, four.
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(hard Christmas music)
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♪ When I was four I believed in Santa Claus ♪
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♪ Though I knew it was my dad ♪
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♪ I would hang up my stockings at Christmas ♪
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♪ Open my presents and I'd be glad ♪
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♪ But the last time I played Father Christmas ♪
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♪ I stood outside a department store ♪
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♪ A gang of kids came over and mugged me ♪
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♪ And knocked my reindeer to the floor ♪
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♪ They said Father Christmas, give us the money ♪
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♪ Don't mess around with those silly toys ♪
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♪ We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over ♪
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♪ We want your bread so don't make us annoyed ♪
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♪ Give all the toys to the little rich boys ♪
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(strong guitar music)
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♪ Don't give my brother a Steve Austin outfit ♪
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♪ Don't give my sister a cuddly toy ♪
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♪ We don't want a jigsaw or Monopoly money ♪
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♪ We only want the real McCoy ♪
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♪ They said Father Christmas, give us the money ♪
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♪ We'll beat you up if you make us annoyed ♪
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♪ Father Christmas, give us the money ♪
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♪ Don't mess around with those silly toys ♪
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♪ But give my daddy a job 'cause he needs one ♪
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♪ He's got lots of mouths to feed ♪
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♪ But if you've got one, I'll have a machine gun ♪
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♪ So I can scare all the kids on the street ♪
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♪ Father Christmas, give us some money ♪
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♪ We got no time for your silly toys ♪
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♪ We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over ♪
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♪ We want your bread so don't make us annoyed ♪
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♪ Give all the toys to the little rich boys ♪
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(strong guitar music)
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♪ Have yourself a very merry Christmas ♪
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♪ Have yourself a good time ♪
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♪ But remember the kids who got nothing ♪
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♪ While you're drinking down your wine ♪
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(drum music)
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(electric guitar music)
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♪ Father Christmas, give us some money ♪
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♪ We got no time for your silly toys ♪
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♪ Father Christmas, please hand it over ♪
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♪ We'll beat you up so don't make us annoyed ♪
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♪ Let's go ♪
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♪ Father Christmas give us the money ♪
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♪ Don't mess around with those silly toys ♪
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♪ We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over ♪
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♪ We want your bread, so don't make us annoyed ♪
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♪ Give all the toys to the little rich boys ♪
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(strong music)