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a lot of late night hosts out there, and they're terrific, but they come out and they just tell some monologue jokes.
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Okay, that's what they do.
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They all tell monologue, jokes.
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And, uh, after a while, it seems, Don't know.
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Sort of like the same thing again and again.
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Me, I like to innovate.
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Sorry.
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Other hosts.
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That's just me.
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I'm an innovator.
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Great pioneer.
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Some say the bravest man in the history of the world.
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Here's what I've done.
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I found a way to tell amazing, topical jokes that adds excitement and sex appeal to the monologue.
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Yeah, check this out.
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So, uh, reading the paper today, scientists say that one side effect from Cove in 19 is that the brain ages about 10 years.
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Yeah, so that would make Donald Trump a 12 year old.
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Yet another epic takedown is the for the faint of heart.
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Who knew that a string of words could turn into art?
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Nice one.
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Yeah, no problem, Andy.
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Hey, check this out.
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People are complaining that TBS cut off the ending of jingle all the way before the movie was completely over.
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Yeah, people complain because they wanted TBS to cut off the movie way earlier.
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Oh, my God.
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We can't stop laughing.
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Pansa soaked from coast to coast.
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Justin Wisdom harmonizing this late night host woes In this version, you look like large Marge from Pee Wee's Big adventure.
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Large Marge from PVC.
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Remember the truck drive?
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Yeah, because your hair this is going straight up.
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Hey, Ikea announced it will no longer publish its catalog.
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Hey, I'm sorry, but that's just fuck that when you find a little laughing at a punchline so perfect about down to your TV and wit is Obree Hispanic?
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How has this singer actually heard these jokes?
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I mean, I don't don't seem connected.
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Exactly.
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The singer was supposed to read all the jokes thoroughly beforehand.
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A new study found that taking a walk when it's dark out is good for you.
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Yeah, The study was sponsored by murderers.
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How many more of these will he do?
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Singer must be getting tired.
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Still bad singing trust.
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Let's dig it by year.
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Where do we even find this singer?
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Oh, he just offered to do it because apparently is a huge fan.
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Actually, it was on Craigslist.
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I found cones.
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Desperate plea, he agreed to pay for gas in my hubby's.