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- I wanna give Merle, a wonderful Christmas surprise.
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May have been a little stressed, I won't lie.
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We have a few hours to get this place ready.
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(suspenseful upbeat music)
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- Aww.
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- [Aria] Did You like it?
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- [Merle] Yes, I liked it,
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are you kidding me I've been sobbing uncontrollably.
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(funky upbeat music)
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- Happy holidays, everyone I'm Aria.
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And if you don't know me,
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the one thing you should know
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is that I do love the holidays.
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I do love giving gifts
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and this year I wanna give something really special
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to my girlfriend, Merle.
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Who, I've been dating now for a little over a year.
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Honestly, Merle had a little bit
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of a rough time as of late.
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Obviously we're all going through the stresses
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of the pandemic, but in her case in particular
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she's had a bit of a,
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not so fun time,
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particularly with her apartment.
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Long story short
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Merle went back home
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to spend some time with her mom
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and the person that she'd left
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in charge of her apartment
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turned out to be a complete animal.
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Who let in roach infestation fester.
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Among other terrible things
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including potentially animal abuse
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but whatever.
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Terrible stuff,
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terrible guy,
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terrible situation for Merle.
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And hopefully I can make things a little bit better
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by giving her a wonderful Christmas surprise.
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Okay, so surprises.
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What are we gonna do for Merle?
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I think one of the first things that comes to mind for me
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is I wanna give Merle
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a perfect apartment Christmas makeover.
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Because obviously with the roach infestation the apartment
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it hasn't been the most fun place to live.
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So I think brightening it up with some holiday decorations
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that would be perfect and very holiday miracle.
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I wanted to fuse the place with a holiday spirit.
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So maybe I can
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maybe hire a Santa Claus off of Craigslist.
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Although I don't know if it's really COVID safe
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for her to sit on Santa's knees.
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Nor do I really
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want her to be sitting on the knee of some strange old man.
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Ooh, maybe we hire some carolers
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for safer like a social distance caroling session.
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Agh See, okay, it's coming.
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It's coming.
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We should have a meal that night.
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Then we get one of Merle's favorite dishes.
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Annoyingly I think one of Merle favorite dishes
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is from a place in New York.
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Maybe I can write them.
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Maybe they could ship a dish over.
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Ah, is it safe to ship food across the country?
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It is right.
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We'll find out.
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All these surprises aside,
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I think honestly something
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that would be very heartwarming
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and special as if Merle got like holiday messages
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from people like from viewers.
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So what I'm going to do
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is I'm going to go
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into my Instagram settings and hide Merle
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from being able to see my stories
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and then post an Instagram story,
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asking for people to send in video messages
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for Merle for the holidays.
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And hopefully it will be pretty heartwarming.
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Hey everyone.
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So I'm planning a huge holiday surprise for Merle
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and I'd love to have your help with it, If possible.
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She can't see this story.
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I hid her from it.
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Basically, if you could send
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in holiday video messages for Merle.
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I'll compile them together,
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edit it and show it to her.
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And hopefully, she'll love it.
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Basically all these surprises need to take place over
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the course of one day.
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However, parts of them do involve needing Merle out
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of her apartment, which
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a little tricky considering
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you know, we're in a time where we're expected
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to stay indoors.
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So, I think what am gonna do is I'm gonna call one
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of Merle's best friends, Rachel Gaewski.
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Who is another producer at Buzzfeed as well.
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And maybe know she can get Merle out of the house
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for something vegan.
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Rachel Gaewski.
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She's single gentlemen.
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Oh, Rachel, hi.
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I need your help.
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Pulling off a Christmas miracle.
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A Christmas surprise for Merle.
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- Oh my gosh.
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Yes, and it involves you needing to get her out
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of her apartment, next Monday, if possible.
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I need her out of her apartment.
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So if you could, I don't know,
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just plan something.
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What do you guys normally do?
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Out of the department in these times?
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- I could um...
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I could call her
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And I'll just be like,
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"Hey, do you wanna work
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from my apartment today?"
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And we can put a little, "Love Islands"
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on in the background.
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- Oh, that's what will get her.
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The "Love Island" is what is girl real needs.
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- I've started watching "Love Island"
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because of you guys.
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- Ah, we love it.
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It's a real treat of a show, Chris and Kim.
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Okay, great.
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So yeah.
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Invite her over, do a little work session.
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And then just at the end of the day
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we'll just get her back to hers.
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And the Christmas miracle will have been
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will be ready for her.
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- Ooh this is so romantic.
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A it's a real treat, Rachel.
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Do you wanna say anything
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to the tinny gentlemen suitors out there
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that may be watching?
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- Oh, gentlemen suitors.
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I'm looking for a suitor.
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A Christmas miracle for Rachel Gaewski
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ladies and Gentlemen.
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- It would be a Christmas miracle
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if I found a man on a dating app.
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- The irons are in the fire right now,
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I think let's get the ball rolling.
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(sinister upbeat music)
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You know what?
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Since this probably is the best time of year
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to try and make wishes and dreams come true.
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I'm gonna reach out to one of Merle's favorite actresses.
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if not her favorite actress, Sherilyn Fenn
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who played Audrey
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and her favorite show, "Twin Peaks"
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to see if maybe she'll record Merle,
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a holiday message as well.
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It's a crazy long shot.
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I don't even know how to reach out to her.
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So I'm gonna try Twitter
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and we'll see how that goes.
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(suspenseful upbeat music)
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Okay, So the day
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of the big surprise is now here.
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I'm a little stressed.
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Merle is out of her apartment.
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I believe Rachel texted me.
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Rachel picked her up
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and they're doing their work from home day.
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Socially distance thing together.
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And so I think that's going to give me
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at least a few hours to do the transformation
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of the main part of her apartment.
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And then hopefully the other surprise is kind
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of just like fall into place after that.
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However, I'm very excited about all of the surprises
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and the fact that my good buddy Jack is coming
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to help document this whole thing.
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I see a criminal over there.
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I see...
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Look at this festive, festive criminal.
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- Air hug.
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- [Aria] Thanks so much for coming for this man.
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- Thanks for having me dude.
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What are we up to here, man?
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What are we doing?
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Merle is out of her apartment right now.
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And so basically we need to transform the entire place
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into like a festive winter Wonderland
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before she gets back just a few hours.
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So that's a little stressful,
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but I want it to look good.
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I want it to look as over the top
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and as Christmas-y as possible
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luckily we do actually have a guy coming.
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A guy called Dr. Christmas.
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I don't think that's his legal name.
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He's coming by with a crew to do like a,
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a safe Christmas transformation.
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It's like I said, they do it for a living.
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So hopefully him and his crew
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can make that transformation happen
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in the short amount of time.
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First things first let's just go into Merle's place.
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Check it out,
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and make sure everything is looking good.
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That she's somehow not secretly still here or something.
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- [Jack] What if she's still home?
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- I don't know man.
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Since Rachel said she's with her.
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(keys jingling)
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(buzzer beeping)
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There we go.
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(keys jingling)
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Okay.
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(keys jingling)
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Merle.
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She's not here.
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The kitty is here though.
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Hi Genevieve.
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Oh, she's resting this up.
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So this is her space.
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Right now It's 11:30.
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So Merle probably will be working with Rachel
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at least hopefully till the end of the Workday.
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Maybe sooner Dr. Pranga is coming shortly.
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- [Jack] Doctor of what?
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- Dr. Christmas.
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He can do it in the afternoon, right?
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- [Jack] Yeah, bro.
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He's Dr.Christmas.
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(suspenseful music)
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- Do you want me walking into the scene
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is that what you want?
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- No you get in the car.
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I'll come up to you.
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Just kind of how we greeted each other earlier.
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Hello, Dr. Bob.
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- Aria.
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- We're excited for this magical transformation
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you've got planned.
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I hear you've worked many, a porn set before.
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(Dr.Christmas chuckling)
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- Well, I haven't worked a porn set
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I've decorated one.
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(Dr.Christmas chuckling)
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- [Bob] Hi everybody,
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I'm Bob pranga.
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I'm Dr. Christmas.
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Basically, I bring Christmas to your front door.
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- [Aria] Wow.
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It's fantastic.
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You can hide a body back here.
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- How do you know we don't?
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Today, We're going to be helping my buddy Aria out
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in romancing a little bit more of his girlfriend Merle.
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Apparently she doesn't know that Christmas
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all of a sudden is going to be dumped in her living room.