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  • It could be 2022.

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  • But I was like, Oh, I didn't even know Paris Hilton made Christmas trees.

  • In a recent interview, former President Barack Obama said if they make a movie about his life, he would like Drake to play him.

  • Our thoughts go out to Will Smith during this difficult time.

  • I like the Obama isn't even trying to be modest.

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  • And maybe maybe some young undiscovered actor.

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  • But Josh Gadd, probably President Trump has been talking with his advisers about the possibility of granting preemptive pardons to members of his own family, including Don Jr Eric Ivanka on his son in law, Jared Kushner.

  • Which means Tiffany Trump.

  • If somewhere, like hello, I can commit crimes to stop ignoring me.

  • Dad, Of course, President Trump is still continuing.

  • His desperate attempts to delegitimize the election on things seemed to hit a new low last night as he retweeted three times on account called Captured.

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  • Now, to be fair, the cat is wearing glasses, so it must be smart.

  • The actual Twitter handle for the account is cat turd to, and I, for one, cannot wait to see what's in store from captured.

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  • Rudy Giuliani was in Michigan yesterday urging state lawmakers to investigate his claims of voter fraud.

  • Giuliani introduced a star witness who ended up going viral because of her attitude.

  • Take a look at how she stressed her credibility.

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  • What I saw And I signed something saying that if I'm wrong, I could go to prison.

  • Did you?

  • No.

  • I got to say she'd crush it in prison.

  • To be fair, she does look like the type of person who has spent time in Disneyland jail.

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  • No, this is their star witness that looked like a scene from Law and Order Special Karen's unit.

  • That wasn't all.

  • At another point, this so called star witness accused the Republican state Senator of tampering with election results.

  • So is that Representative Johnson asked his question and then that That's why my question is why we're not seeing the poll book off by 30,000 votes.

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  • Here's a crazy story.

  • Despite organizes claims that they took extraordinary safety measures, more than 41 people have tested positive for coronavirus after they attended a New Orleans Swingers convention.

  • What a shock!

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  • That the organizer's claim they took every precaution, including temperature checks, social distancing in line and sanitizing upon check in.

  • I guess they just forgot about the one part where just dozens of strangers just started to have sex with each other.

  • I don't know if I could swing.

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  • They don't know that you're a committed swing.

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