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  • Wake up! And smell the story, zoners. (Subtitle by Bryan Pai, BS Translations)

  • It's that time of year again

  • when legends are ripped, screaming and bloody

  • from the wumb of glory

  • That's just one of the many disgusting ways

  • we'll be describing the white knuckle action of VGHS

  • FPS Clan tryouts.

  • Live here in our mobile news studio in grand theft auditorium.

  • And speaking of legends

  • our special guest today eats legends for brunch

  • Hey law

  • hope you grabbed a snack before the match

  • ehm, I did Scott, thank you

  • so law, we've got 84 students

  • gunning for just 12 JV and Varsity giants.

  • Any pro tips for your fellow mouse jockeys?

  • before they get kneed for death?

  • well, i don't know about pro tips, but

  • let me tell you something i once told a promising young newblade

  • VGHS is about being the best

  • but you can't be the best

  • you must be yourself

  • so before you walk in the tryouts today

  • i want you to dig deep before you walk through those doors

  • i want you to find out what drives you

  • cause once you find that out

  • once you know what it is to truly game

  • then nobody can break you

  • you guys are ready to go?

  • chiba, honzo!

  • how did you

  • Fished them out of the dumpster

  • You didn't think I'd let you actually throw your gear, did you?

  • i fixed them for you, they should be fully functional

  • and I've added a few...

  • upgrades

  • you guys know you're the best friends ever, right?

  • We are?

  • of course we are!

  • now let's go play some video games

  • now we've seen some great action today, but this final match is the one that everyone is gabbing about

  • in the red corner: the leanest, the meanest

  • fps-est varsity crew this school has ever seen

  • they must have a pretty good captain

  • and in the blue corner

  • a rad tag group led by jenny Matrix

  • who's fighting to be the first sophomore ever to make it onto the VGHS

  • varsity team

  • Doesn't help that she's down a man due to Brian D's expulsion

  • Yes, we've got you to thank for that, Law

  • Look, when a troublemaker like Brian comes into a school...

  • STFU Law, It's Brian D!

  • Noo!

  • No!

  • Don't you understand the maning of the world "expelled", D?

  • i signed up, i'm still in the system

  • the rules say i can play

  • Pff, Who sold you that load of Molyneux?

  • Around here I'm the dungeon keeper, and my rules are in black and white

  • Looks like your fable ends here

  • i know it does

  • it was my dream to play on a VGHS team and i screwed it up

  • yes, you messed it up bad! Like a failure

  • so what are you doing on my battlefield?

  • This isn't about you and me

  • it's not about getting back in

  • it's about one last chance to play with the best of the best

  • it's about playing the game

  • so at the end of the day Calhoun

  • it's all about the game

  • GG Brian D

  • He plays!

  • I can't believe that worked

  • check out brian d's old school gear!

  • Don't tell me that's the setup he smoked you with,

  • Law-lipop

  • Alright everybody just calm down, the game is about to start

  • Showing up late again, huh brian?

  • you never seem to learn, do you?

  • Rule No 1 Ace

  • never give up

  • Rule No 271 Never quote my rules back to me

  • Now sit your punk ass down and best of luck to you, son

  • you all know the routine, you keep it clean out there

  • match begins in thirty seconds

  • get busy fragging or get busy dying

  • Countdown!

  • Allright bring it in

  • You should've stayed home, brian. You're going to ruin it for all of us

  • yeah you're expelled, you've no chance of making jv

  • hey! I've seen these two cats meow...

  • and it's about to be a fancy feast tonight

  • You plan on bringing the thunder?

  • you know it

  • Good enough for me

  • Jenny

  • Well, now that you've all worked out your feelings...

  • are you ready to kick some ass?

  • We're pinned down on the left.

  • Fry my circuits! D and Matrix just grabbed the case

  • Bust out your butts and putt butt bibbs on these butts zoners

  • because this gumbo is bubble

  • please, grabbing the case is the easy part

  • let's see how these butts do on the long way back

  • Hot crawdads, that kid can play

  • I hate that kid

  • Bullion! Underclassmen draw first blood!

  • Law, looks like your ex girlfriend and arch rival are really kicking your team's ass

  • Jenny matrix has almost done

  • These underclassmen are one point away from the biggest upset in clan tryout's history

  • And that's not all, shotbot

  • Another round like that and brian d could actually get back in to VGHS

  • Now how's that do ya, Law?

  • he's gone

  • he left

  • alright, you three left flank

  • everyone else, with me

  • This is it boys and girls...

  • THE LAW HAS ENTERED THE GAME

  • Wait, the law?

  • Game over man!

  • Game over our faces!

  • okay, everybody calm down!

  • don't panic, as longas we keep our head...

  • HEADSHOT

  • Law ready for this?

  • Run!

  • Lesson learned, hell hath no fury like a Law scorned!

  • I know me some ownage

  • but that has got to be got to be of the fastest case grabs I've ever...

  • oh great Carmak's gosth!

  • They've scored again

  • Tie game

  • You know what that means, colonel slanders...

  • It's time for a sudden death!

  • 3 minutes, no respawns, no mercy

  • Ladies and gentelman, it does not get better than this

  • Two incredible stories, one villan of Quakesperian proportions.

  • And it all comes down to this final play

  • Jenny, Brian

  • make it a good one

  • Everybody stop!

  • we can still win this thing

  • get real Matrix, we're donezo

  • The law is coming

  • for me

  • The law is here because i'm here

  • So i say let him have me

  • you know you're almost back in school, right?

  • i know

  • alright, here's the plan

  • LAW!

  • He's mine

  • Jenny

  • Law

  • Awkward...

  • So...

  • what's happening, captain?

  • Should we just shoot each other?

  • oh we could

  • but that won't get you on varsity now, would it?

  • Here's how this is gonna work

  • You're gonna go grab the intel

  • I'm gonna say hi to Brian

  • And I'll see you at Varsity practice tomorrow

  • You think i'd be caught dead on your team

  • Matrix, please

  • i should go before people start talking.

  • Hey brian

  • Argh

  • Argh!

  • Jenny just shot me in the back

  • Oh wait no

  • I'm sorry...

  • she just stabbed you in the back!

  • Really, Brian?

  • really?

  • I gotta admire your gumption, kid.

  • You really want to play this game one last time?

  • Okay

  • The clock's ticking

  • So why don't you put that 'nade on your nogging

  • and we'll put this all "is anyone on earth better than the Law" issue to bed

  • Brian!

  • Move the face

  • I'm not the bad guy here, you were nothing and nobody.

  • And then you met me and the whole world gave you a shot

  • And you blew it!

  • You proved you were nothing

  • But surprise!

  • Here's your pal The Law

  • coming here to give you a last chance

  • So are you gonna take it? Come on

  • You've got nothing to lose

  • Almost nothing

  • Law ready for THAT?

  • Brian D

  • Congratulations!

  • you're once again the lowest ranked player in VGHS.

  • Welcome to the team

  • Thanks

  • I'm sorry about Varsity

  • It's ok

  • I'm happy with what i've got

  • Sorry, i was completely unprofessional

  • It's ok

  • I am your captain now, though

  • Right, yeah, oh well... it won't happen again

  • captain

  • That was your first kiss, wasn't it?

  • And my last, cause now i'm going to die

  • Brian, it was

  • I'm...

  • That was better.

  • Good... Cause that was the last one, right?

  • Yeah

  • I hate this school

  • Practice starts tomorrow

  • See you there

  • Captain

  • Hey, sorry DK. I'll catch you later

  • Sleep well, young Theodore

  • for we drift at daybreak

  • Oh hey Ted

  • Turns like your girlfriend here is quite a rocker

  • she can learn a thing or two

  • I'm sure she is, dad.

  • she's pretty awesome at everything

  • Ted you can play cool all you want, but you know at the end of the day...

  • Hey look, that's Brian!

  • Oh, see you later pops

  • Brian freaking D!

  • Congratulations Brain.

  • I knew you'd make it back!

  • Roommates forever!

  • Thanks guys.

  • Wow, you've made your teams!

  • Yes, she melted my old man's face off...

  • litterally

  • oh no, not litterally

  • but i did really well

  • Put your jacket on, let's get some victory pizzas!

  • pizza sounds great right about now

Wake up! And smell the story, zoners. (Subtitle by Bryan Pai, BS Translations)

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【Web Series】Video Game High School (VGHS) - Ep. 9

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    Bryan Pai posted on 2014/07/04
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