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  • you regularly ask questions on your podcast.

  • Is that something you might do?

  • You have any questions that you might want to ask me?

  • Yes, I do this all the time.

  • I do with Bill Berg to podcast.

  • Want to bears?

  • One came with Tom Segura and then Gilbert with Bill Berg.

  • And Berg is always good to ask questions.

  • Like what?

  • Would you rather, uh, hit a hole in one or hit a walk off home run?

  • Oh, walk off home run?

  • Yes, that's obvious to me.

  • Hole in one would just feel like just pure chance Walk off home run Feels more like skill on.

  • I would love just dropping the bat and being a total douche about it.

  • Do you know what I mean?

  • I would love just dropping the bat and putting and really taking my time going around the bases and to the point where the picture would maybe charge me.

  • Come at me.

  • I would totally play it up.

  • I would love a walk off home run.

  • Alright, What about dunk or speak French?

  • Uh, man, that's a good one.

  • I'm gonna go with speak French, or can I have speak French as I dunk.

  • But on Lee as I'm dunking, I could speak French, meaning in that moment when I'm dunking, I'm fluent in French.

  • So when I go up and I dunk, I just start talking about day cart and Moliere and everyone around me under the baskets.

  • Just like what?

  • What is this?

  • This is incredible.

  • And then when I'm when I come back down again, I and I've dunk the basketball.

  • I no longer speak French.

  • Okay, here's here's my favorite one, and it's gonna take a little thought.

  • Okay, so I'll answer first, but I'll put it out to you.

  • This is Meal Bill's favorite one.

  • You get to drive a brand new car.

  • You could time travel with any time period and drive the car of your dreams right when it was released.

  • And what music would you listen to driving that car around?

  • Now I would go to like, 68 69 I would get a Cadillac convertible Big, Big, long one, and I would listen to the Rolling Stones.

  • Okay, I would time travel to 1923 but I'd be driving a car from 1925.

  • Okay, it's just a two year difference.

  • It's just a model and and it's slightly different.

  • And I would be playing a song that wasn't It's like a Rudy Valley song that hasn't come out yet, but it's on Lee two years off.

  • So I've gone to all the trouble to time travel and have the machine I want.

  • But instead of going back to 16 20 being worshiped as a God for having this machine, I'm showing up on people like, say, that looks like a 1918 1920 Model T And I'll say No, it's not chum.

  • It's in 1922 Model D and then they'll say, is that Rudy values singing and I'd say yes, but this won't be released for four months.

  • Button up your when the wind blows free.

  • Take good care of yourself.

  • You belong to me.

  • I don't know.

  • I love wasting people's time, and that would be a huge waste, a huge waste of time travel, a huge waste of time travel.

  • That's that's a perfect answer.

you regularly ask questions on your podcast.

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Where & When Conan & Bert Kreischer Would Time Travel To - CONAN on TBS

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/12/02
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