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>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW."
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MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN EMMY AND TONY AWARD-WINNING
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ACTOR YOU KNOW FROM "BREAKING BAD," "ALL THE WAY," AND
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"NETWORK" ON BROADWAY.
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HIS NEW SHOW IS "YOUR HONOR" ON SHOWTIME.
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>> I SEE IT ALL THE TIME.
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THEY ALMOST NEVER HOLD UP.
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IF YOU WANT TO GIVE YOURSELF A FIGHTING CHANCE, IT HAS TO BE
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VERY CLOSE TO TRUE.
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>> OKAY, BUT...
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BEING HERE, DOING THIS-- >> MONTHS FROM NOW, IF YOU'RE
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EVER ASKED WHERE YOU WERE, WHAT YOU WERE DOING ON OCTOBER 9,
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YOU'LL HAVE THE MUSCLE MEMORY OF WHAT YOU DID.
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YOU WON'T HAVE TO CONSTRUCT THE LIE BECAUSE YOU LIVED IT.
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>> BUT YESTERDAY WAS YESTERDAY.
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>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW," NATIONAL
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TREASURE, BRYAN CRANSTON.
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BRYAN, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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>> STEPHEN, HOW ARE YOU, MY FRIEND.
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>> Stephen: LISTEN, LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE OVER A YEAR AGO,
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YOU WERE STILL DOING "NETWORK ON BROADWAY."
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YOU INVITED MY ENTIRE AUDIENCE TO GO TO THE SHOW AND THEY WENT.
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CAN YOU IMAGINE-- CAN YOU IMAGINE WALKING WITH 450 PEOPLE
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JAMMED AROUND YOU THROUGH A PACKED TIMES SQUARE TO A FULL
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BROADWAY THEATER?
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>> IT'S SO SURREAL.
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY IS YOU LOOK BACK ON THAT, AND WE TAKE
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THAT COMPLETELY FOR GRANTED.
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AND WHAT WE REALIZE IS THAT, MY GOD, WHAT WE HAVE LOST IN THE
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PAST.
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WHEN IT COMES BACK-- AND IT WILL COME BACK.
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>> Stephen: SURE.
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>> THE BROADWAY THEATER COMMUNITY, TIMES SQUARE,
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EVERYBODY'S GOING TO FILL UP IN THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER AGAIN,
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AND IT WILL BE FUN AGAIN.
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UNTIL THAT HAPPENS, WE JUST HAVE TO BE SMART, MAN.
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WE JUST HAVE TO WEAR THE MASK AND-- I'M WEARING AN INVISIBLE
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MASK RIGHT NOW.
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>> Stephen: YOU'RE KNOWN FOR YOUR MEME.
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YOU'RE KNOWN FOR YOUR MEME WORK.
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REALLY GOOD, UNBELIEVABLE.
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OKAY.
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WELL, YEAH, WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER, I'M JUST-- I JUST WANT
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TO-- WHEN THIS IS OVER, I'M KISSING YOU ALL ON THE LIPS.
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>> OOOH, PLEASE DON'T.
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>> Stephen: NO, THERE WILL BE A RELEASE TO SIGN.
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IT WILL BE VERY EUROPEAN.
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IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT.
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>> OKAY.
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>> Stephen: YOU WERE BETTER PREPARED FOR QUARANTINE THAN
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MOST PEOPLE THAT I KNOW, BECAUSE UNLIKE MOST PEOPLE I KNOW YOU
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OWN A MESCAL COMPANY.
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WE HAD YOUR BUDDY AARON PAUL ON HERE TALKING ABOUT IT.
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HOW MUCH MESCAL HAVE YOU PUT AWAY IN THE LAST NINE MONTHS.
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>> OOOO, BABY!
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HOW MANY BOTTLES CAN I TELL YOU.
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>> Stephen: YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE TO DO, TAKE A BOTTLE OF
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THIS PUT IN A PACKET OF ORANGE AND SHAKE IT UP AND YOU'RE GOOD
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TO GO.
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IT'S LIKE DRINKING TANG AT THAT POINT.
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>> JUST LIKE THE ASTRONAUTS.
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>> HERE YOU ARE WITH YOUR HOMBRE BROTHER, RIGHT THERE.
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>> YES.
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>> Stephen: DO YOU GUYS ACTUALLY HANG OUT?
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ARE YOU REALLY FRIENDS?
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>> WE'RE GOOD PALS.
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WE REALLY ARE.
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WE WOULDN'T HAVE STARTED THIS COMPANY TOGETHER IF IT-- IF WE
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DIDN'T LIKE TO BE TOGETHER.
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YOU KNOW, FOR SEVEN YEARS ON "BREAKING BAD," IT WAS-- IT
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WAS-- YOU HAVE SUCH AN INTIMACY TO YOU.
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, YOU KNOW, AND EVEN THOUGH OUR BUSINESS IS-- KIND OF HAS
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SHALLOW ROOTS.
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YOU DO SOMETHING FOR A WHILE, PULL UP STAKES, PUT IT DOWN
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SOMEWHERE ELSE, BUT IT'S STILL VERY INTIMATE AND CLOSE.
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SO WE MISSED BEING TOGETHER.
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>> Stephen: NOT EVERYBODY IN SHOW BUSINESS-- NOT EVERYBODY IN
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SHOW BUSINESS KEEPS THEIR FRIENDSHIP GOING.
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JON STEWART AND I WORKED TOGETHER FOR 20 YEARS AND IT'S
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ALL AN ACT.
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WE DON'T ACTUALLY LIKE EACH OTHER.
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ALL AN ACT.
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>> ISN'T IT TRUE YOU DESPISE EACH OTHER?
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IS THERE ACTIVELY TRY TO UNDERMINE EACH OTHER'S YEARS
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EVERY CHANCE WE GET.
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IT'S A GAME WE PLAY WITH EACH OTHER.
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>> I'M SO SORRY.
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>> Stephen: I WANT TO MAKE A COCKTAIL WITH THIS.
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I HAVE HEARD THAT YOU HAVE A PREMIUM TOP-SHELF COCKTAIL FOR
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THIS.
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I'VE GOT-- I'VE GOT THE INGREDIENTS HERE.
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BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
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WHAT ARE WE GOING TO MAKE?
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>> HERE'S WHAT YOU DO.
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GET A TUMBLER AND GET AN ICE CUBE IN THERE.
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>> Stephen: I HAVE A COUPLE IN THERE, POUR IN ABOUT TWO OUNCES
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OF DOS HOMBRES IN THERE.
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ONE, AND TWO.
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IF YOU STUB YOUR TOE PUTTING IT IN THERE, THAT'S OKAY.
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>> Stephen: OKAY, THERE YOU GO.
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>> THE DOS HOM BRAZE GOES IN THERE.
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AND THEN FOUR PIECES OF MUDDLED WATERMELON.
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>> Stephen: I'VE ALREADY GOT THAT.
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NOW WHAT HAPPENS.
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>> PUT AN OUNCE OF FRESH LIME JUICE IN THERE.
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>> Stephen: OKAY, OKAY, HOLD ON.
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I SHOOK TOO SOON.
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>> OKAY.
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>> Stephen: GOT YOU.
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>> OKAY, AND A THREE-QUARTER OF SIMPLE SYRUP THAT IS INFUSED
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WITH CIRANO CHILIS OR JALAPENO.
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I HAVE HAL WAYNEIOS THAT GO IN THERE.
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>> Stephen: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD PRONOUNCE SPANISH.
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>> HERE WE GO WITH CILANTRO.
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PUT THE CILANTRO INTO THE MIX.
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>> Stephen: I'M MOVING ON TO DRINKING AT THIS POINT.
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>> YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING!
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>> Stephen: I PRESHOOK.
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IT'S ONLY AN HOUR-LONG SHOW.
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>> IT IS.
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>> Stephen: YOU'RE IN "YOUR HONOR," ON THE SHOWTIME-- HOLD
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ON.
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THAT IS VERY-- THAT IS LOVELY.
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>> ISN'T THAT NICE?
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UH-HUH...
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>> Stephen: SO I'M GOING TO MAKE THIS-- WHAT NIGHT-- IT'S ON
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SUNDAYS ON SHOWTIME.
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SUNDAY NIGHT I'M GOING TO MAKE THIS BEFORE I WATCH THE SHOW.
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WHAT CAN I EXPECT?
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WHAT'S IT ABOUT, BRYAN CRANSTON?
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>> I PLAY A SUPERIOR COURT JUDGE.
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MY 17-YEAR-OLD SON, WHO IS ASTHMATIC, HE GETS INVOLVED IN A
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CAR ACCIDENT, AND HE PANICS AT THE SCENE, AND LEAVES.
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THE ACCIDENT IS VERY SERIOUS.
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HE-- HE KILLS A KID.
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THAT'S REALLY SAD.
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I CONVINCE HIM, BEING A NOBLE PERSON, TO DO THE RIGHT THING,
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THAT YOU WILL FOREVER BE SCARRED IF YOU DON'T MAKE THE RIGHT
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DECISIONS AT THE RIGHT TIME.
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SO I CONVINCE HIM THAT WE'RE GOING TO TURN HIM IN TO THE
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SYSTEM, TO THE JUDICIAL SYSTEM AND JUST SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
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I TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE POLICE STATION.
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I WALK HIM IN.
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AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I TURN AROUND AND I SEE THE GRIEVING
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PARENTS OF THE BOY THAT WAS KILLED, AND THE FATHER IS A
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NOTORIOUSLY DANGEROUS MOB BOSS.
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AND I REALIZE AT THAT MOMENT, IF I CONTINUE WITH THIS PLAN, MY
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SON IS GOING TO BE DEAD.
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THAT GUY IS GOING TO KILL MY SON.
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SO I TAKE OUT A COCKTAIL, AND I MIX A COCKTAIL.
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>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.
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>> AND I DECIDE-- I DECIDE NOT TO TAKE HIM IN.
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WE ABOUT-FACED IT, GO OUT, AND I SAY, FROM THAT POINT ON I HAVE
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TO THEN DESTROY EVIDENCE, CREATE ALS BY, SO THAT NOBLE JUDGE
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BECOMES A CRIMINAL IN ITSELF.
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BUT IT'S BASICALLY-- WHAT GOT ME WAS THAT PREMISE OF PROTECTING
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YOUR CHILD.
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WHAT WOULDN'T YOU DO TO PROTECT THE LIFE OF YOUR CHILD?
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WHAT WOULDN'T YOU DO, STEPHEN?
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>> Stephen: THERE'S NOTHING I WOULDN'T DO.
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I'M NOT GOING TO SIT HERE AND BE LESS OF A GOOD FATHER THAN YOUR
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CHARACTER IS.
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( LAUGHING ) BRYAN, BECAUSE YOU'RE PLAYING A
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JUDGE, WE WOULD LIKE YOUR HELP RIGHT NOW.
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SO MANY ARGUMENTS GET STARTED DURING THE HOLIDAYS.
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YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE AT HOLIDAY DINNER.
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EVERYBODY'S ARGUING.
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>> YEAH.
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>> Stephen: CAN YOU RULE ON SOME OF THESE CONTENTIOUS
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SUBJECTS ONCE AND FOR ALL?
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>> OKAY.
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>> Stephen: OKAY, THE DECISIONS ARE LEGALLY BINDING.
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S TIME FOR "BRYAN CRANSTON'S YULE OF
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LAW" I HAVE A GAVEL.
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I HAVE A-- I HAVE A GAVEL.
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READY?
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>> THAT MAKES IT OFFICIAL.
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>> Stephen: KEEP IN MIND, ALL OF THESE WILL BE TRANSCRIBED AND
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SENT TO THE LIBRARY OF CONGRESS.
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AND THE SUPREME COURT, WHEREVER THEY KEEP LAWS.
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WHERE DO THEY KEEP LAWYERS.
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>> YES.
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>> Stephen: LIBRARY.
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IT'S THE LAW LIBRARY.
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>> IN THE LIBRARY.
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>> Stephen: NUMBER ONE: CHRISTMAS LIGHTS, WHITE OR
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MULTICOLORED?
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>> I'D HAVE TO GO WITH THE WALTER WHITE.
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>> Stephen: THAT SHOULD BE LOUDER.
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THAT SHOULD BE.
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FOR CHRISTMAS, CASH OR GIFT CARDS?
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>> YOU KNOW, I UNDERSTAND CRYSTAL METH IS A LOVELY GIFT.
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( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: THIS IS TRUE.
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IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS, TRUE OR FALSE?
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>> THAT'S SO-- THAT'S B.S.
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I WILL SAY, IT'S NOT THE THOUGHT.
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IT'S THE ACTUAL GIFT THAT COUNTS.
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>> Stephen: CHRISTMAS MUSIC BEFORE THANKSGIVING?
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>> OH, NO, NEVER.
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>> Stephen: NOT ALLOWED, NOT ALLOWED.
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>> NEVER, NOT ALLOWED.
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>> Stephen: WHEN DOES THE TREE COME DOWN THE DAY AFTER
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CHRISTMAS, OR THE DAY AFTER EPIPHANY, OR NOT UNTIL A VACCINE
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IS AVAILABLE?
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>> I WOULD HAVE TO GO WITH THE EPIPHANY, THE DAY AFTER
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EPIPHANY.
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>> Stephen: THANK YOU.
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THAT'S WHAT THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS ARE.
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>> YES, BEING A FORMER CATHOLIC, AND I KNOW THAT YOU ARE
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PRACTICING.
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>> Stephen: DID THEY ACTUALLY RELEASE YOU? DID YOU ACTUALLY
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HAVE TO APPLY TO BE A FORMER CATHOLIC?
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>> YES, YES.
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>> Stephen: IT'S LIKE BEING DISBARRED.
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>> I'M ON CATHOLIC PAROLE, ACTUALLY.
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I HAVE TO CHECK IN.
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>> Stephen: GOOD LUCK, GOOD LUCK.
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NOT MANY PEOPLE ESCAPE.
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THE DEFINITIVE CHRISTMAS MOVIE.
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IS IT "IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE," "A CHRISTMAS STORY" OR
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"DIEHARD?" >> I HAVE TO GO WITH "DIEHARD."
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>> Stephen: THIS IS THE RIGHT ANSWER!
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THAT'S A MAN IN CHARACTER RIGHT THERE.
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FRIENDS, YOU KNOW HIM.
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HE'S BRYAN CRANSTON.
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HE'S THE STAR OF "YOUR HONOR," WHICH PREMIERES THIS SUNDAY ON
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SHOWTIME.
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THANK YOU, BRYAN.
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>> APPRECIATE IT, STEPHEN.
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ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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>> Stephen: THANK YOU AS WELL.
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CONGRESSWOMAN-ELECT CORI BUSH.
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