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-Guys, it can be hard to say goodbye.
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But sometimes you have to.
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And there are a few things I would like to
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say goodbye to right now. It's time for "Go On, Git!"
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[ Cheers and applause ] -♪ Go on, git ♪
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♪ Go on, git ♪
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♪ Go on, go on, go on, git ♪
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♪♪
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[ Country-western accent ] Go on --
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Go on, git, eggnog!
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What are you? And why must you be so thick?
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I don't know if I should drink you,
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pour you on a griddle and make a pancake out of you,
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or use you to fix a hole in my roof like Flex Seal.
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[ Laughter ]
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I know you're a Christmas tradition,
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so here's a concoction that is sure to spice up
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your next holiday party.
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It's one part eggnog, 12 parts rum,
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dash of nutmeg, and a twist of "Go on, git!"
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[ Applause ]
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Go on, git, November.
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You're cold and you start with the word "No."
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That's two strikes in my book.
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If you were warm and started with the word, "Yes,"
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then heck, I would be all about you.
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But that ain't the case. So best go on, git, November,
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and don't come back until you're "Yes-vem-warm."
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[ Laughter ] [ Scoffs ]
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[ Desk thuds ] [ Gasps ]
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[ Laughter ]
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Ugh, that's my leg.
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[ Laughter ]
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Alright.
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[Desk door snaps shut]
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Got bit off by a horse.
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-Right. [ Laughs ]
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Go on, git, Bundt cake.
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I said it once, I will say it again --
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bunts are for baseball, not bakeries,
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and, yeah, you I know they're spelled different,
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but I took your silent "D" and snuck it in to another word,
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"gidt" -- G-I-D-T, gidt.
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[ Laughter and applause ]
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[ Spits ] [ Tin clangs ]
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Spits ]
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[ Tin clangs ]
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Spits ]
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[ Tin clangs ]
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Go on, git! Go on, git, tinsel!
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Ye-- Look, Christmas trees, I'm a fair guy.
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I will give you Christmas balls, lights.
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Hell, I'll even give you that string of popcorn
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that nobody in real life ever uses.
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But tinsel, you're just robot spaghetti,
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and you belong in a robot restaurant
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with the rest of the robot pasta,
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so do me a favor and [Robotic voice] go on, git!
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Country-western accent ] Go on, git, nonscented candles.
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If you don't smell like pine trees or candy canes
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or gingerbread, I don't need you.
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This isn't the 1700s. I ain't looking for a light source.
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[ Laughter ]
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What I do need you for is to provide a sniff for me to whiff,
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a little whiff sniff.
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So, candles if you got no smell, then you can go on to git.
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[ Laughter and applause ]
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So hard to see 'em go,
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but I'm glad I got them all out of my system.