I think he's jealous.

How pathetic.

[groaning]

My back.

[cheering]

So long, Squidward! Buh-bye!

Don't do anything I wouldn't do!

Another year older, ha-ha!

It's not my birthday!

Patrick, you ever feel like Squidward likes us too much?

Happy Opposite Day!

Yeah, I like sleepovers.

Yeah, me too.

Yup, this is great.

- Goodnight, Squidward. - Goodnight, SpongeBob.

Goodnight, SpongeBob.

- How about now? - No!

Huh?

- Now? - No!

- Now? - No!

- How about now? - No!

- Now? - No!

No!

- What? - Ready yet?

No, I'm not ready! I'll never be ready! Don't you get it?

- Sure we do. - What--

[groaning]

Ready?

Out!

- So are you definitely positively sure? - Get out!

- But are you-- - Get out!

Last chance to change your mind, Squidward.

I'm not writing a letter to a figment of your imagination.

But Squidward, when Santa comes you'll be the only one without a gift.

SpongeBob, how many times do I have to say it?

I don't believe in Santa Claus!

Eh, Squidward, you missed him!

He was here, just like I said!

He gave us all presents!

He was jolly and he had a beard!

His nose was big and he had rosy cheeks! He was friendly and kind and Santa-ish!

Oh, his belly was small, but his nose was huge with Christmas joy!

Let's say I know this guy who may

have something to do with the oyster.

You mean, you know the guy who did it?

Oh, this is great!

You and I can go turn him in.

And then I'll get so much sleep, I'll be gorgeous.

Actually, I'm just talking hypothetically.

- You mean you don't know who did it? - Well, I...

No.

Squidward?

Good morning, Squidward!

SpongeBob, what are you doing in my house?

I came to make sure you don't oversleep and miss work.

Oh, gee SpongeBob.

That's very thoughtful of you.

My pleasure, Squidward, that's what good neighbors are for.

You did overlook one teensy little detail however.

- What's that, Squidward? - It's Sunday!

A good neighbor doesn't bother me on Sunday!

Alright, you two, out!

And don't even think about dragging your empty skulls around here

for the rest of the day, or tomorrow or next week!

- Squidward, does that include-- - Yes, it does!

This was all my fault.

I was the one who wanted to relax on Sunday.

Now, if you'll be so kind as to leave so I can get ready for work tomorrow.

Mr. President-- But we just wanted to--

Get out of my house! Huh?

To Squidward's house!

Go away.

To Sandy's house!

[knocking]

- What? - Squidward!

You're still there, aren't you?

- Good evening, Squidward. - Not so fast.

You two little monsters aren't about to ruin my evening.

Oh, we're not here to ruin it.

We're here to enhance it.

- Isn't that right, Pat? - Yeah, we're here--

Morning, Squidward! I waited for you to stop sleeping like you asked.

So you got any plans for the day, Squidward?

OK, Squidward. I'll catch you later!

Whoa! I've never played this game before. What's it called?

It's called I will never play with you...

ever!

And that is why I will never for as long as I live,

and throughout all time and eternity, ever...

And with every fiber of my being, I know that I never want to see

- you two again! - Squidward...

For as long as time shall stand!

- Squidward? - What?!

Oh...

Thanks for sharing this moment with us, Squidward.

Get out!

Get out!

- But-- - No! You're going out this door right--

[screaming]

You're not mad at us, are you Squidward? Squidward? Squidward?

[screaming]

OK then, you look like you need some alone time.

We'll be at the petting zoo if you need us.

The sandwich is only found deep in the Bikini Badlands.

Out there!

Oh.

I am a genius.

Oh, thank you.

I'm free!

[laughing]

Um, what day is it today?

It's the day that you go away and never come back.

Not the windows again!

Gotcha! They're gone. Phew.

[humming]

Hey! What are you doing in my house?

Hi, Squidward! Can you think of anything fun we can do?

Get out!

We already thought of that one.

I believe this pile belongs to you.

Where are we going now, boys?

[crashing]

Would you please get your friend out of my house?

Don't worry, Squidward. Shiny is made of soap.

We'll just wash it off.

There you go, good as new.

It really captures your inner self.

Oh my, look at that. Time to go to work, see you there. Bye.

Well, at least it's over.