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  • Now out!

  • I think he's jealous.

  • How pathetic.

  • [groaning]

  • My back.

  • [cheering]

  • So long, Squidward! Buh-bye!

  • Don't do anything I wouldn't do!

  • Another year older, ha-ha!

  • It's not my birthday!

  • Patrick, you ever feel like Squidward likes us too much?

  • Happy Opposite Day!

  • Yeah, I like sleepovers.

  • Yeah, me too.

  • Yup, this is great.

  • - Goodnight, Squidward. - Goodnight, SpongeBob.

  • Goodnight, SpongeBob.

  • - How about now? - No!

  • Huh?

  • - Now? - No!

  • - Now? - No!

  • - How about now? - No!

  • - Now? - No!

  • No!

  • - What? - Ready yet?

  • No, I'm not ready! I'll never be ready! Don't you get it?

  • - Sure we do. - What--

  • [groaning]

  • Ready?

  • Out!

  • - So are you definitely positively sure? - Get out!

  • - But are you-- - Get out!

  • Last chance to change your mind, Squidward.

  • I'm not writing a letter to a figment of your imagination.

  • But Squidward, when Santa comes you'll be the only one without a gift.

  • SpongeBob, how many times do I have to say it?

  • I don't believe in Santa Claus!

  • Eh, Squidward, you missed him!

  • He was here, just like I said!

  • He gave us all presents!

  • He was jolly and he had a beard!

  • His nose was big and he had rosy cheeks! He was friendly and kind and Santa-ish!

  • Oh, his belly was small, but his nose was huge with Christmas joy!

  • Let's say I know this guy who may

  • have something to do with the oyster.

  • You mean, you know the guy who did it?

  • Oh, this is great!

  • You and I can go turn him in.

  • And then I'll get so much sleep, I'll be gorgeous.

  • Actually, I'm just talking hypothetically.

  • - You mean you don't know who did it? - Well, I...

  • No.

  • Squidward?

  • Good morning, Squidward!

  • SpongeBob, what are you doing in my house?

  • I came to make sure you don't oversleep and miss work.

  • Oh, gee SpongeBob.

  • That's very thoughtful of you.

  • My pleasure, Squidward, that's what good neighbors are for.

  • You did overlook one teensy little detail however.

  • - What's that, Squidward? - It's Sunday!

  • A good neighbor doesn't bother me on Sunday!

  • Alright, you two, out!

  • And don't even think about dragging your empty skulls around here

  • for the rest of the day, or tomorrow or next week!

  • - Squidward, does that include-- - Yes, it does!

  • This was all my fault.

  • I was the one who wanted to relax on Sunday.

  • Now, if you'll be so kind as to leave so I can get ready for work tomorrow.

  • Mr. President-- But we just wanted to--

  • Get out of my house! Huh?

  • To Squidward's house!

  • Go away.

  • To Sandy's house!

  • [knocking]

  • - What? - Squidward!

  • You're still there, aren't you?

  • - Good evening, Squidward. - Not so fast.

  • You two little monsters aren't about to ruin my evening.

  • Oh, we're not here to ruin it.

  • We're here to enhance it.

  • - Isn't that right, Pat? - Yeah, we're here--

  • Morning, Squidward! I waited for you to stop sleeping like you asked.

  • So you got any plans for the day, Squidward?

  • OK, Squidward. I'll catch you later!

  • Whoa! I've never played this game before. What's it called?

  • It's called I will never play with you...

  • ever!

  • And that is why I will never for as long as I live,

  • and throughout all time and eternity, ever...

  • And with every fiber of my being, I know that I never want to see

  • - you two again! - Squidward...

  • For as long as time shall stand!

  • - Squidward? - What?!

  • Oh...

  • Thanks for sharing this moment with us, Squidward.

  • Get out!

  • Get out!

  • - But-- - No! You're going out this door right--

  • [screaming]

  • You're not mad at us, are you Squidward? Squidward? Squidward?

  • [screaming]

  • OK then, you look like you need some alone time.

  • We'll be at the petting zoo if you need us.

  • The sandwich is only found deep in the Bikini Badlands.

  • Out there!

  • Oh.

  • I am a genius.

  • Oh, thank you.

  • I'm free!

  • [laughing]

  • Um, what day is it today?

  • It's the day that you go away and never come back.

  • Not the windows again!

  • Gotcha! They're gone. Phew.

  • [humming]

  • Hey! What are you doing in my house?

  • Hi, Squidward! Can you think of anything fun we can do?

  • Get out!

  • We already thought of that one.

  • I believe this pile belongs to you.

  • Where are we going now, boys?

  • [crashing]

  • Would you please get your friend out of my house?

  • Don't worry, Squidward. Shiny is made of soap.

  • We'll just wash it off.

  • There you go, good as new.

  • It really captures your inner self.

  • Oh my, look at that. Time to go to work, see you there. Bye.

  • Well, at least it's over.

Now out!

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Every Time Squidward Kicks SpongeBob Out of His House ??

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