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  • -Guys, it's time for "Tonight Show" Hashtags. Here we go.

  • -♪ Hashtags

  • ♪♪

  • Hashtags

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  • -We do this thing every week where I send out a hashtag

  • and we ask you guys to respond to that topic.

  • Thanksgiving is just a week away,

  • and it's going to be a different one this year,

  • so I sent out a hashtag called #NewThanksgivingTraditions,

  • where I asked you guys to tweet a Thanksgiving tradition

  • updated for 2020.

  • For instance, I tweeted,

  • "The Turkey now pardons the president."

  • Within minutes, it was a trending topic,

  • so thank you for playing along.

  • We do it every week. [ Cheers and applause ]

  • I thank you for playing.

  • And now I thought I'd share some of my favorite

  • #NewThanksgivingTraditions responses from you guys.

  • This first one is from @rhonapiranha.

  • She says, "Experiencing sudden 'technical difficulties'

  • when relatives start asking about my love life."

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • "Are you dating anyone?"

  • This one is from @7isSeven.

  • She says, "Wearing your dressy sweatpants."

  • Oh, that's nice.

  • Break out the good ones for Thanksgiving.

  • This one's from @CuriousLifter.

  • He says, "Screaming at the scale, 'STOP THE COUNT.'"

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • [ As Trump ] This scale is completely rigged.

  • [ Normal voice ] This one's from @Robmacias.

  • He says, "Sneaking into other families' Zoom calls

  • and acting offended that no one remembers me."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • "I'm Rob, your second cousin.

  • We used to play Nintendo all the ti--"

  • This one's from @Brentfo4242.

  • He says, "I wear a mask so I can hide my reaction

  • to my mother-in-law putting RAISINS in the STUFFING!"

  • [ Audience boos ]

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Raisins in the stuffing.

  • Absolutely not.

  • I don't even know what raisins go in.

  • -That's a thing?

  • -Yeah, I think people just -- They can't get enough.

  • -Of raisins?

  • -No, they just want to put their own thumbprint on something.

  • They just can't have stuffing. -Yeah.

  • -They go, "Oh, mine's different."

  • Mine's got ice cream in it.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • This one is from @JIsNervous.

  • [ Laughs ] He says, "Taco Thursday!"

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • That's a good Thanksgiving tradition.

  • There you go. 2020.

  • This one from @Matthew-Bapst.

  • He says, "Invite the in-laws over to Thanksgiving dinner.

  • They can sit outside on the front porch

  • while we watch them eat from the Ring doorbell video stream.

  • Currently testing

  • whether a turkey leg fits out of a mail slot."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Come on, Matthew.

  • Well, he's being safe, though. Good for him.

  • This one's from @jenarific.

  • She says, "The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

  • is now just Dr. Fauci on a truck bed with a bullhorn

  • yelling, 'Go home!'"

  • [ Applause ]

  • This one's from @RyanBartholomee.

  • He says, "We agree to never have

  • ham that looks like COVID again."

  • [ Laughing ] Look at that.

  • There you go. That's pretty good.

  • I like Ryan. I think he is a big supporter of our show.

  • I see him on the Twitters all the time.

  • This last one is @IronAsNeeded.

  • She says, "Eat enough turkey to keep me asleep until 2021."

  • There you have it. Those are our "Tonight Show" hashtags.

  • To check out more of our favorites,

  • go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.

-Guys, it's time for "Tonight Show" Hashtags. Here we go.

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/11/20
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