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last night on this show, we had this big moment that I think has resonated across the country.
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That's right.
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We revealed the snack that Joe Biden looks the most like.
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Let me explain.
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Last week I asked my fans to go to team coco dot com and vote on which snack Joe Biden looks the most like.
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Why did we do this?
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Well, Donald Trump, we know, has been compared to an orange Cheeto for four or five years now.
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And we thought, OK, that's done.
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But what snack item does Joe Biden, the new president, resemble most Well, guess what?
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Our fans overwhelmingly chose Japanese shrimp chip.
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I think that's a good decision, Andy.
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I endorse it fully.
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Yeah, this is exciting wonders.
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And now that we know that according to America, Biden looks like a Japanese shrimp chip, we can now work that comparison into our monologue jokes.
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And our monologue will be as edgy and political Aceh ever.
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Let's get to it.
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Shall we check these out on today?
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President elect Biden finally met with President Trump at the White House.
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The two men got along pretty well until Trump dunked Biden in a ponzu sauce Oh, because of the shrimp chip.
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Yep.
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Joe Biden is pulling surprisingly well among libertarians and even better among pesky Terrians.
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We're on fire.
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You can't not like any of these.
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I dare you.
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Internet thes air.
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Perfect.
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Yeah.
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Good God, The Biden people must be just shitting themselves right now.
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These air so deadly.
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Here we go.
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Joe Biden is exactly like a Japanese shrimp chip.
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There were plenty of better choices for your party, but if he's all you've got Hell dio Oh, a man.
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Yeah, that's a good one.
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Here we go.
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Did you know both Joe Biden and shrimp chips have one thing in common?
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They both have a shelf life of 120 years.
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Kazon Kazan, guru.
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Here we dio Biden is just like a shrimp chip in that Donald Trump will never have either one at the White House for lunch.
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There's animosity between Biden and Trump.
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Hey, wouldn't like a shrimp chip.
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Anyway, here we go.
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Joe Biden is just like a bag of shrimp chips.
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Both recently spent four years on the shelf.
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Yes, yes, and that's it.
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That's all we got.
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Come on.
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Biden's lucky we didn't think of this in June?
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Yes.
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If we thought of Japanese shrimp chip in June, he would not be our president right now.
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We held off because this is devastating.
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What can you accomplish is a world leader When everyone knows you look like a Japanese shrimp chip.
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This is gonna devastate him with world leaders.
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He's going to try and meet with everybody to talk about the economy.
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It's going to get together with other world leaders.
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There will be like, Here comes the shrimp chip death.
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Anyway, Glad we held off and congratulations, America, for coming up with the perfect snack food that President elect Joe Biden looks just like.