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  • -Guys, whenever I get some downtime here at the show,

  • I like to go on Instagram

  • and I just scroll through all the photos.

  • That's how I do it.

  • My downtime, I'm just like...

  • I've got a touch screen.

  • Yeah, a big touch screen. I got the new iPhone 16.

  • Suckers are about yea big. -Really? Two hands?

  • -Oh, yeah. I'm just like... I'm like, "Hello.

  • You're on speakerphone.

  • When are you not on speakerphone?"

  • 'Cause the speaker is so big on the phone.

  • So, anyhoo, I got the 16 mini, though.

  • So it's about -- It's about yea big.

  • So, I flipped through Instagram just going like,

  • "Oh, yeah, yeah."

  • I feel like, you know, Kornacki over there.

  • And one thing I've noticed -- that, a lot of times,

  • two people will write the exact same caption,

  • but the pictures they post will be completely different.

  • -Mm-hmm. -Yeah.

  • I'll show you what I mean in this next segment.

  • It's time for "Picture This."

  • -♪ Picture this, picture this, picture this

  • Yeah, picture this

  • -Alright, let's take a look at this first example of

  • Joe Biden and Kamala Harris both wrote, "Bright things ahead."

  • Joe Biden posted a picture of

  • Kamala as the first female VP.

  • Kamala Harris posted a picture of

  • Joe Biden's teeth.

  • See, it's the same caption but different things.

  • Yeah, like, this next one is from

  • the Trump campaign and also Tim Cook.

  • They both wrote, "Lose one, and it's all over."

  • Trump campaign posted a picture of

  • the swing states.

  • Tim Cook posted a picture of

  • AirPods, yeah.

  • You lose one... -It's all over.

  • -Here's one from Quibi and Claire of "The Bachelorette."

  • They both wrote, "Damn, that was fast."

  • Quibi posted a picture of

  • Claire.

  • Claire posted a picture of

  • Quibi.

  • Here's one from Stacey Abrams and Steve Kornacki.

  • They both wrote, "Let's do this."

  • Stacey Abrams posted a picture of

  • the Georgia run-offs.

  • Kornacki posted a picture of...

  • his bed and a bottle of ZzzQuil.

  • What's the difference with ZzzQuil and NyQuil?

  • Because when I drink NyQuil, I ZzzQuil.

  • -Yeah, I think ZzzQuil helps you get your Z's.

  • -What does NyQuil do?

  • -It's the nighttime, sniffly, sneezy, coughy, head --

  • -Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you get paid?

  • Are you a paid spokesman?

  • I mean, why not just take -- Doesn't NyQuil make you sleep?

  • -I mean, not me.

  • But ZzzQuil -- talking some serious Z's.

  • -E's? -Z's.

  • Well, that's E-qual.

  • Comes in a little packet. -Yeah, yeah.

  • -Sugar substitute. Yeah, yeah. E-quals. Yeah.

  • Moving on, here's one from... [ Laughter ]

  • E-quals.

  • Here's one from a dog and a cat.

  • They both wrote,

  • "I love him and worship him and would do anything for him."

  • Aww.

  • The dog posted a picture of his owner.

  • The cat posted a picture of

  • Satan.

  • -Yeah, that's about right. -Yeah.

  • -Here's the last one here.

  • It's from Governor Cuomo and Melania Trump.

  • They both wrote, "Two more months, tops."

  • Cuomo posted a picture of

  • outdoor dining in New York.

  • Melania posted a picture of her marriage license.

  • There you go.

  • That's all the time we have for "Picture This."

-Guys, whenever I get some downtime here at the show,

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/11/11
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