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  • Hi.

  • Uh, we have so much show tonight, but I do have to mention something up top.

  • Ah, while a while ago, um, I decided to make a little bit of, ah career change on.

  • Some of you may be aware of this.

  • I decided to take my unique mix of musical ingenuity, which I obviously have.

  • Thanks for going along with that, uh, show business cloud and natural teaching skills and combine them all and channel them into a very special project which we tried out here on this show.

  • That project was the formation of my own brand new boy band.

  • Yeah, a very, very talented group of young men who I named dudes a plenty, Which is?

  • Dudes with a Z A plenty.

  • All right.

  • And, um Well, anyway, here's, uh here's a glimpse of, of of, of what happened back then.

  • I think this is about a year ago.

  • Here's what happened.

  • Way.

  • I wish you were my baby.

  • I'll make you make a babe, you know?

  • And there was I worked with these guys.

  • Quick glimpse of what way?

  • And frankly, we were poised to conquer the music world because boy bands were huge.

  • I was gonna make a lot of cash.

  • Then, to be perfectly honest, I forgot about them completely.

  • Yeah.

  • Hi.

  • I'm I'm just a busy guy, you know, I gotta talk to David Hasselhoff and act like an ass.

  • And I got busy and the whole thing slipped my mind for, like, a year.

  • Okay?

  • Theun Recently, I remembered Oh, my God.

  • I formed a boy band.

  • Dudes.

  • It plenty.

  • I decided I'm gonna get him back together.

  • Okay?

  • But this time I'm gonna go all the way.

  • I'm going to shoot a music video, a big time music video with dudes of plenty and get it on rapid rotation.

  • So we did that.

  • And here's here's a behind the scenes look of us making the video and then the video.

  • It's all pretty amazing.

  • All right, let's listen up.

  • How's it going, guys?

  • Good.

  • How is dudes of plenty doings?

  • You're doing okay.

  • Alright, alright.

  • Quickly.

  • I want to apologize.

  • I know.

  • I promised you guys we were going to the top of the charts with that last song.

  • Things didn't work out.

  • I blame you.

  • Bad performance, bad execution.

  • What have you guys been up to?

  • What have you been working at just, uh, target working at a target store.

  • What you've been doing baby sitting.

  • Okay, you guys are pathetic.

  • But I'm gonna give you a second chance.

  • Guys, we're gonna make a video about a number that no high fiving.

  • What?

  • You guys do something different.

  • Rub heads high.

  • It's actually rubbing e want heads rubbing.

  • That's what you guys do.

  • Other people, not fast.

  • Other people slapped five.

  • You guys rub your heads, right?

  • You've been drinking.

  • You smell like you've been drinking.

  • Cool.

  • Okay.

  • You should start drinking right away.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • Once you see the alcoholic in the group, All right, You have a real problem.

  • You're gonna be the alcoholic.

  • Six months from now, you're gonna drop out of the group.

  • You guys were gonna have his back, you're gonna wait for him, and then he's gonna come back into the group.

  • All right?

  • He's gonna say he's better.

  • A month later, he's gonna be found dead on the floor of a bathroom.

  • You okay with that?

  • Just do it.

  • It's gonna be fun.

  • So I got some new song.

  • I got some really good songs.

  • Girl, You must be from enough of a time one where awesomeness waas not confined because awesomeness is awesome, Baby, Not like you.

  • You so awesome!

  • I say, Hey!

  • Hey!

  • Not boo!

  • Yeah!

  • Get so awesome, baby.

  • But drinking lots of awesome juice.

  • Awesome juice has worked.

  • Toray Awesomeness.

  • Who?

  • Quick call.

  • Understood?

  • Basically, it's just the word.

  • Awesome.

  • I counted, like 23 times in 28.

  • 38?

  • Yeah, I think it's a lot Awesome is like the word kids used today.

  • I actually went to a mall yesterday.

  • I hung around for about two hours until I got asked to leave.

  • I heard the word awesome.

  • So many times.

  • Like kids.

  • This is what kids say.

  • We're also swearing a lot, but way can't do that.

  • It's not gonna get played.

  • Heard a lot of, like, heard a lot.

  • You know, it's bad, but I swear to God the second word I heard the most third word.

  • I heard her third word.

  • I heard a lot was awesome.

  • Kids say awesome, you know?

  • Trust me.

  • I know what I'm doing.

  • You are bad boys.

  • All right?

  • You've been sent to prison.

  • You've been sent to prison for mail fraud.

  • You're in here for tax evasion.

  • You killed a cat.

  • You ate a tomato that didn't belong to you.

  • You're just You're just a creep.

  • They put you in prison, all right, That's your motivation, Theo Onley studio that we could afford already had a few sets in it for some reason.

  • So basically, we were forced to incorporate those sets into the video.

  • Here's the idea.

  • You've been in prison so long, you don't know what kind of music they're listening Thio outside anymore.

  • You think they're listening to old ragtime?

  • So it's like, How did you get so awesome?

  • E What?

  • It's good dudes.

  • All right, here's the deal.

  • You guys ever at the bottom of the deep Blue Sea and the sequence.

  • All right, Danny, how are you?

  • Good to see you.

  • Want you.

  • This is our choreographer.

  • This is dudes of plenty, All right.

  • Don't bother getting to know them personally.

  • They could be replaced it any time swimming, swimming, and officially go by swim, swim, and then a fishy go by.

  • That's gonna create the illusion that what was that?

  • I thought that was cool.

  • I'm not gay.

  • Is that what you said?

  • Yeah, I'm not.

  • They're wrong.

  • Yes.

  • Seriously, easy says something about Miss Body and people think we're talking about Moose isn't like my my body or mind body or what is means Bodies just seemed like halfway through the video shoot coming.

  • Lost interest in the band.

  • He was more worried about the bagel table.

  • We have raisin and poppy seed.

  • Is that is that possible?

  • You have poppy seed and you have raisin.

  • But I know if you have raised in and poppies, we've got whatever's here, let me.

  • You got what?

  • Come on.

  • Understanding Pride in your job was all flushed.

  • What's that?

  • Are you having a bagel?

  • Okay, once you flat back to the little deep Blue Sea and I'll be in a second, okay?

  • I mean, a cinnamon and poppy seed bagel.

  • How?

  • How hard is it?

  • Very easy to work with when I say that?

  • No, but I mean, that's like this guy.

  • Anytime I ask for something, he gives it to me.

  • Every time I ask you for something, I come up against a brick wall dio you're talking to see when you're talking to see Sherry.

  • Let's listen.

  • Nothing.

  • Okay, Well, the good news is we've got our space backdrop and we've got space man and alien a little bit of a glitch way.

  • These are the only space costumes that we've got, but I think we can make do with these other costumes.

  • Um, these air great.

  • These air Superman doctor and Richard Nixon, where you're going, I want you to be going like, hey, what do we owe e O e o?

  • I said machine.

  • Sure.

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • Shame, shame, Shame.

  • What you got there?

  • This will be the space egg.

  • So Space alien you are guarding the space egg with your life way Got this?

  • Hi, giant toothbrush.

  • Okay, so you're now a space dentist.

  • Alright?

  • Donkey is It's a space.

  • Naki is a symbol of what party?

  • Democrats.

  • Richard Nixon was a Republican.

  • So you be like mad at the space donkey.

  • Ladies, once you start, I want you to partner up right here.

  • If you would, uh, would you come this way?

  • Right over here.

  • Right this way, young lady.

  • It's very nice.

  • And you will be with Superman right here.

  • It's nice.

  • How many dudes are there?

  • How many do that?

  • Plenty.

  • What is it by?

  • You're 55 Okay, My bad if I was four.

  • It's done.

  • Hey, that's Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • Okay, guys.

  • Yeah.

  • Enjoy it, ladies.

  • Just all over you about on three.

  • Separate and keep it going.

  • Keep it going.

  • I really have no control over what bagels get put out on the table.

  • My job kind of just tow.

  • Watch the table.

  • I'm pretty tight with Lance bass from in sync, and I'm going to convince him to join dudes of plenty.

  • It's gonna be big news is gonna be huge.

  • Lance Bass is gonna join dudes.

  • Plenty way.

  • Don't have him just yet.

  • So let's shoot this part in front of a green screen, okay?

  • And then I'm gonna shoot Lance later on, and we're gonna add him to this scene where he walks in and all of a sudden looking just walked in.

  • Let's back.

  • Just walked in.

  • 00 Here's my pitch to you in sync.

  • Get out while the getting is good.

  • Conjoined dudes?

  • Plenty.

  • What do you think things is?

  • Opportunities don't come off.

  • It's a huge opportunity, but I don't know.

  • I mean, I think you are going to hold you back, man.

  • I'm fast your dudes of plenty material.

  • Let me tell you something.

  • There's a rocket called dudes of plenty and it's going to success.

  • Planet.

  • One more seat on the rocket.

  • I'm holding that seat for Lance Bass, but I am gonna have to decline.

  • I don't No, Lance.

  • Vast said no.

  • He does not want to be in the group.

  • He does not want to be in the video.

  • I have no idea how I'm gonna break this to the guys.

  • And now a world premiere video from dudes of plenty Thistle is gonna be awesome.

  • E should not be a tomato girl.

  • You must be from another time.

  • One where awesomeness was not confined.

  • E o things like guy dead.

  • It also list itself does not come there because awesome.

  • This is awesome, baby.

  • I like you.

  • You saw somebody say I do get so drunk.