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  • you've been in the business a while and you're at a level where I would think you've met pretty much Everybody who present company aside blew you away the most.

  • Who are you most excited to me?

  • Oh, gosh.

  • Well, I have to say of all the people, um, you know, I've worked with incredible people like Will that I knew as a friend beforehand.

  • But Jack Nicholson has to be the most satisfying celebrity interaction for me because number one growing up, all of those legendary movies, you know, like Nicholson has had an amazing run.

  • Is it true that Jack Nicholson invited you to a concert?

  • A U two concert?

  • Yes.

  • So we're in Detroit, and it was getting towards the end of the shooting.

  • And I had this great scene in the movie where I betray his character on the stand on a side note when I betray his character on the stand.

  • My mom was watching the movie in a movie theater and she and when I when I turned on him in court, she goes not my John.

  • Afterwards I was like, Mom, what did you say there?

  • And she's like I said, Not you And I was like, What do you mean, you wouldn't be a stool pigeon?

  • I was like, Mom, it's apart.

  • I was telling the truth.

  • The character was telling the truth.

  • These guys were criminals, like I was telling, Like like, no, but you wouldn't be a stool pigeon.

  • Tell me you wouldn't be a stool fish.

  • And I was like, Wow, Okay, I was hoping for a more ethical take from my mom, but anyway, God rest her.

  • So sorry, Mom.

  • Uh, but yeah, So we're shooting that scene, and I was feeling really good because it was a great little dramatic turn.

  • I didn't have a ton to do in that movie, but it was a great little dramatic turn, and I was feeling really proud of myself.

  • And Danny DeVito, who directed it, was really happy.

  • And Jack was saying stuff like, he's like, he's like a young Gene Hackman.

  • He was like, Oh, shit.

  • Like he just called me a young Gene Hackman like, um, so I was just feeling really good about myself, and I remember, just like, top of the world, I'm walking down the hallway in this location where we were shooting and I go into the bathroom and I sidled up to the urinal.

  • I'm just thinking about, like, things and and all of a sudden, before I can even start peeing, Jack comes in to the bathroom and I was like, Oh, shit, it, z man.

  • And not only does it come into the bathroom, he stands next to me at the urinal next to me.

  • Now, in any situation in that kind of, you know, two men alone in the restroom, side by side of the urinal, I'm gonna get a shy bladder, you know?

  • Yeah, it's just, you know, I wish I was one of those guys.

  • You could just hit the fire hose, no matter who's standing around.

  • But I'm not, You know, I just kind of get like, I psych myself out and I try to think about sound of running water.

  • I don't know what I do, but the Jack walks up and he's the firehose guy.

  • I could hear right away Jackson being no problem.

  • Like some of it.

  • I'm looking down and my Penis has become like a belly button.

  • You know, it's like Z receded deep into my body on I'm just trying to concentrate, like don't blow it.

  • Just relax.

  • He's gonna hear Maybe I'll just wait it out like, and then he's peeing is like he goes You like you too.

  • And I go, Yeah, yeah, I do, Jack.

  • Literally.

  • Both of us with our hands on our penises, my micro Penis and his normal Penis.

  • And, uh, and I go, Yeah, I do.

  • And he's like, You want to go see him?

  • I go, Yeah, that would be awesome.

  • Because, like, you're in their pals of mine, you zipped up in shorts, Washington, and he's like, talk to check.

  • I'll tell you what time we're leaving.

  • And the concert was that night, and I was like, Oh, okay.

  • Thank you, Jack.

  • After he left, I was able to relax and P And then he was the sweetest thing.

  • Like, e met downstairs in the lobby.

  • And I thought, like, I'm gonna go in the limousine with Jack to go see you to, like, How could this be happening to me?

  • We drive to the venue we pull into the back of the loading zone.

  • It's like the most preposterous way to enter a concept.

  • I think I've ever you know, experience like Oh, yeah, of course.

  • Just pull into the loading dock backstage like That's how you go to YouTube and we're standing there backstage.

  • And then at that point, Jack tells his assistant, and these other people beat it.

  • Go to your seats.

  • So, like John C, stay with me.

  • Beat it.

  • Scram!

  • It's me and John C.

  • He talks like mo e do a terrible Nicholson.

  • I'm sorry, but, uh and, uh and so I'm standing there.

  • And then all of a sudden, you see 1234 The four of them go up the stairs to start the show, and the crowd just goes, I'm going on.

  • It must have been 60,000 people in this indoor arena.

  • And as this roar comes up and the lights start to come up on the stage, Jack turns to me and goes, Let's g o.

  • And he just starts walking out into the crowd.

  • We don't have security.

  • No one with us on.

  • It was like Conan, it was like following MacArthur onto the beach of Iwo Jima.

  • You know, like it was like Holy shit, way ahead out of this, I'll and I realized the reason he's waited to this moment because the whole crowd is looking at you two.

  • They're not looking at Jack Nicholson walking up the center aisle off the stadium.

  • So we walk all the way back, I follow him and he goes immediately the sound booth.

  • And we stand in the sound booth and I'll never forget the way he danced.

  • It was the best like it was that it was that concert.

  • I think zoo tv like G moves in mysterious ways.

  • And can I stay?

  • Things How Nichols and his dancing She moved.

  • Hey!

  • Alright, Alright, alright.

  • I call it should be do dancing.

  • Sure way.

you've been in the business a while and you're at a level where I would think you've met pretty much Everybody who present company aside blew you away the most.

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