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  • ♪ >> Stephen: HELLO, EVERYBODY.

  • WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW."

  • FOLKS, YOU KNOW MY NEXT GUEST FROM "SILICON VALLEY" AROUND HIS

  • COMEDY SPECIAL "MIDDLEDITCH AND

  • SCHWARTZ."

  • HIS NEW SHOW "B POSITIVE" IS ON CBS.

  • PLEASE WELCOME, THOMAS MIDDLEDITCH!

  • HELLO, THOMAS MIDDLEDITCH, HOW ARE YOU?

  • >> JUST DANDY.

  • I HAVE A FULL THREE DIMENSIONAL AUDIO SET UP.

  • >> Stephen: WITH YOU WEARING THE HEAD SET, I FEEL I'M A

  • NONCHARACTER PLAYER IN A VIDEO GAME.

  • >> WHAT ABOUT WHAT YOU SEE BEFORE YOU IS OFFBRAND?

  • >> Stephen: AND A SPIRAL STAIRCASE, THE LEAST EFFICIENT

  • FORM OF STAIRS CASE POSSIBLE.

  • >> WELL NOT IF YOU WANT TO CONSERVE HORIZONTAL SPACE.

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S ALL WE HAVE TIME FOR.

  • >> OKAY.

  • >> Stephen: SO GOOD TO SEE YOU, THOMAS.

  • AS ALWAYS.

  • NOW, YOU SUPPORTED BIDEN, RIGHT?

  • >> ALLEGEDLY, YEAH.

  • >> Stephen: BUT YOU'RE A CANADIAN SO YOU CAN'T VOTE.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> Stephen: SO THAT MUST HAVE BEEN TOUGH.

  • HOW DID YOU HEAR THE GOOD NEWS?

  • >> I WAS ASLEEP AND WOKE UP TO THE BANGING OF POTS AND HOOTING

  • AND HOLLERING IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD, YEAH.

  • >> Stephen: THAT HAPPENS TO A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN

  • CITIES.

  • >> LIBERAL STATES.

  • >> Stephen: RRRRRR!

  • WHO'S GOING TO PAY FOR THOSE POTS AND PANS?

  • MAKING ALL THAT RACQUET!

  • >> YOU AND THOSE SKATEBOARDERS!

  • >> Stephen: DID YOU GRAB YOUR OWN POT AND PAN AND BANG ON

  • THINGS?

  • >> I DID A COUPLE OF HOOTS.

  • I DID A COUPLE OF WHOO!

  • BUT I WAS JOINING IN ON THAT TYPE OF REVEL RI.

  • >> Stephen: IS THAT YOU OR JUST CANADIAN.

  • >> PROBABLY A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH.

  • I WASN'T DRUNK ENOUGH AT 9:00 A.M. TO HOOT AND HOLLER.

  • >> Stephen: WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING A CANADIAN LIVING THROUGH

  • AN AMERICAN ELECTION?

  • BECAUSE THERE ARE NO ELECTIONS LIKE THIS ONE.

  • >> YEAH.

  • IT'S WEIRD TO WANT A CERTAIN OUTCOME SO BAD AND BE POWERLESS

  • AND BEING OTHER, LIKE, HEY, I HOPE YOU GUYS PULL IT TOGETHER

  • AND VOTE.

  • MEANWHILE, I HAVE MY TEST HERE WITING IN LINE.

  • >> Stephen: ARE YOU APPLYING FOR CITIZENSHIP?

  • >> I HAVE BEEN IN MY WAITING TO TAKE THE TEST FOR LIKE A YEAR.

  • >> Stephen: OKAY.

  • BECAUSE I WAS WONDERING WHAT THESE -- I'VE GOT THESE

  • QUESTIONS FROM THE CITIZENSHIP TEST, AND I THOUGHT MAYBE I

  • COULD PEPPER THIS INTERVIEW WITH SOME OF THE QUESTIONS.

  • >> BUT I HAVEN'T -- I NEED YOU TO KNOW I HAVEN'T BEEN STUDYING

  • FOR A YEAR.

  • >> Stephen: IT DOESN'T MATTER.

  • MAYBE YOU'RE A NATURAL.

  • MAYBE YOU'RE A NATURAL.

  • >> OKAY.

  • OKAY.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: AND YOU ARE --

  • OKAY, RAISE YOUR RIGHT HAND AND SAY, I, STATE YOUR NAME.

  • >> I THOMAS MIDDLEDITCH.

  • WOULD HIKE TO RIDE AN EAGLE.

  • >> I WOULD LIKE TO RIDE AN EAGLE.

  • >> Stephen: AND KISS THE STATUE OF LIBERTY.

  • >> AND KISS THAT SWEET ST STATUE LIBERTY.

  • >> Stephen: NEXT QUESTION.

  • WITH VERBAL CONSENT.

  • >> Stephen: WITH 100 PERCENT CONSENT.

  • SHE HAS THE TORCH.

  • YOU DON'T MESS WITH HER.

  • WHAT IS THE SUPREME LAW OF THE LAND IN THE UNITED STATES?

  • THIS IS AN ACTUAL QUESTION.

  • >> THE CONSTITUTION.

  • >> Stephen: DING, DING, DING, DING, DING!

  • OKAY.

  • WELL, WELCOME TO CBS, WELCOME TO THE EYE.

  • WELCOME TO THE TIFFANY.

  • >> YES.

  • >> Stephen: THE SHOW IS "B POSITIVE" ABOUT A MAN WHO

  • NEEDS A KIDNEY DONOR.

  • WOULD YOU GIVE SOMEBODY YOUR KIDNEY?

  • >> IT DEPENDS ENTIRELY WHO BUT IN THEORY, YES.

  • >> Stephen: YOU'RE THEORETICALLY GIVING AND

  • ALTRUISTIC, BUT I HAVE TO LIKE THE GUY.

  • >> OR GIRL.

  • I DO HAVE IT ON MY DRIVER'S LICENSE THAT YOU CAN JUST

  • HARVEST ALL THE ORGANS.

  • GET THEM OUT OF ME.

  • >> Stephen: BUT WE HAVE TO WAIT TILL YOU'RE DEAD FOR THAT.

  • >> SURE, BUT THERE ARE WAYS OF MAKING THAT HAPPEN.

  • WHY AM I PLOTTING MY OWN MURDER.

  • >> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW, BUT I LIKE IT.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> Stephen: WHAT STOPS ONE BRANCH OF GOVERNMENT FROM

  • BECOMING TOO POWERFUL?

  • >> CHECKS AND BALANCES.

  • >> Stephen: BANG, BABY!

  • YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY.

  • IS THAT REAL?

  • >> Stephen: YES, CHECKS AND BALANCES, THAT'S THE REAL

  • ANSWER.

  • >> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS AN OFFICIAL TERM.

  • I JUST HEAR THAT ON THE NEWS.

  • >> Stephen: NAME ONE THING BENJAMIN FRANKLIN WAS FAMOUS

  • FOR.

  • PUT TEN SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE.

  • >> BEN FRANK RINE WAS FAMOUS FOR JUMPING THAT DIRT BIKE OVER ALL

  • THOSE CARS AND -- >> Stephen: EXACTLY.

  • WIPED OUT, WITH ♪ ♪ I'M PROUD TO BE AMERICAN

  • IN THE BACKGROUND.

  • >> Stephen: HE WIPED OUT AND INVENTED THE HIP PIN AS A

  • RESULT.

  • FIRST POST MASTER GENERAL WHO STARTED THE FIRST FREE

  • LIBRARIES.

  • I HOPE YOU WILL PLAY AGAIN.

  • BUT WE'RE GOING TO SEND YOU HOME ARE OUR CONSOLATION PRIZE,

  • YOU'RE A FAMOUS TV STAR.

  • >> PLEASE, STEPHEN, CAN I STAY?

  • >> Stephen: YOU CAN STAY, YOU JUST CAN'T VOTE YET.

  • HIS NEW SHOW "B POSITIVE" AIRS THURSDAYS AT 8:30 ON CBS.

  • THOMAS MIDDLEDITCH, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

  • THANK YOU, THOMAS.

  • ♪ ♪

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Stephen Quizzes Canadian Thomas Middleditch With U.S. Citizenship Test Questions

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/11/10
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