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  • >> James: NOW, CAN I ASK

  • A QUESTION, AND I MEAN THIS: WHO HERE FOLLOWS ME

  • ON INSTAGRAM?

  • REG, DO YOU NOT FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM?

  • >> HAH?

  • >> James: YOU DON'T FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM?

  • >> I DO.

  • >> James: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

  • >> I DO.

  • >> James: I WISH THERE WAS SOME WAY I COULD

  • CHECK, BUT I DON'T EVEN HAVE INSTAGRAM ON MY

  • PHONE.

  • IF YOU FOLLOW ME ON THE GROUND -- ALREADY, WE'RE

  • GOING TO DO THE INSTAGRAM BIT AGAIN.

  • THIS HAS BEEN A STRESSFUL WEEK.

  • WE NEED SOME LIGHT CONTENT.

  • WE TAKE PHOTOS FROM CELEBRITIES, AND WE TAKE

  • THE SQUARE PHOTO, WE EXPAND IT.

  • IT IS CLASSIC LATE-NIGHT -- YOU KNOW.

  • IT IS CLASSIC.

  • THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING.

  • GIVE US A (bleep) BREAK MAN.

  • WE'RE IN LOCKDOWN, THERE IS NO ONE HERE.

  • IT IS A STRESSFUL WEEK AND WE'RE GOING TO DO THE

  • INSTAGRAM BIT.

  • >> IT'S LIKE A LITTLE HOODIE THAT YOU THROW ON

  • BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE.

  • >> James: GRAB A CARDIGAN.

  • WHERE ARE WE GOING, JEFF?

  • >> ANYWHERE OUT OF THIS HOUSE.

  • SO THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING.

  • IT'S -- WHAT IT IS -- [LAUGHTER]

  • >> James: YOU KNOW INSTAGRAM?

  • [LAUGHTER] >> James: IF YOU KNOW

  • WHAT INSTAGRAM IS, YOU'LL BE A NON PLUS ABOUT THIS.

  • IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT INSTAGRAM IS, THIS IS

  • GOING TO COME AS A REAL SHOCK, IN EVERY WAY.

  • YES -- IF YOU KNOW.

  • THAT'S WHAT IT SORT OF IS.

  • I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH THAT NO ONE IN THIS ROOM

  • BELIEVES THAT THIS IS THE BEST OF OUR CAPABILITIES.

  • AM I RIGHT, DAVE?

  • YOU'RE AN ACCOMPLISHED PRODUCER, AND THIS IS NOT

  • GOING TO BE IN YOUR CLIP WHEEL?

  • >> PROBABLY NOT.

  • >> James: BUCKLE UP, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

  • BUCKLE UP.

  • WHAT YOU MIGHT WANT TO DO BY THE END OF THIS BIT IS

  • GET IN TOUCH WITH A SORT OF SIDE SPECIALIST DOCTOR

  • BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO SPLIT THEM LAUGHING.

  • [LAUGHTER] >> James: SO HERE WE

  • ARE.

  • YOU SEE THIS HERE, JEFF GOLDBLOOM -- JENNA, STOP

  • WITH THE BELLS.

  • WE ONLY DID ONE JOKE ABOUT CHRISTMAS.

  • >> I D GOT EXCITED.

  • >> James: IT'S AN ANDY WILLIAMS SPECIALIST.

  • WOULD YOU EAT SANTA'S YUMNUTS?

  • >> WHAT DO YOU THINK, JAMES?

  • >> James: (bleep), BOTH BARRELS.

  • THIS IS IT.

  • C'MON, GUYS, INSTAGRAM.

  • HERE IS A PHOTO HERE.

  • JUST LAST WEEK JEFF GOLDBLOOM POSTED THIS.

  • IT IS THE JURASSIC PARK.

  • AND THEY'RE TRYING TO GET-OUT-THE-VOTE.

  • I SAW IT AND I THOUGHT IT FEELS LIKE SOMEONE IS

  • MISSING FROM THE PHOTO.

  • AND THEN I SAW THE WHOLE THING.

  • WE'RE LAUGHING, BUT THEY ACTUALLY WENT DOOR TO DOOR

  • WITH THAT.

  • A LOT OF PEOPLE DIED THAT DAY.

  • THEY COULDN'T VOTE.

  • [LAUGHTER] >> James: IT BACKFIRED.

  • [LAUGHTER] >> James: ALL RIGHT.

  • THIS ONE WAS POSTED BY D.J. KHALID, OKAY.

  • THERE HE IS.

  • THIS IS HIS SON WEARING HIS DAD'S SHOES.

  • THAT LOOKS REAL CUTE.

  • AND THEN I SAW THE WHOLE THING.

  • [LAUGHTER] >> James: GENUINELY HIS

  • SHOES.

  • YES.

  • YES.

  • SO THERE WE GO -- WHAT WE'RE SAYING IS HE HAS GOT

  • BIG FEET.

  • [LAUGHTER] >> James: HERE IS ONE

  • FROM ZAC EFRON, THERE HE IS LOOKING ALL COOL ON A

  • WALL.

  • I SAW IT, I THOUGHT, IT LOOKS LIKE HE IS TALKING

  • TO SOMEONE.

  • THERE IS THE WHOLE THING.

  • I WILL SAY AFTER THAT PHOTO WAS TAKEN, ONE OF

  • THEM ACTUALLY FELL OFF THE WALL, IN PRETTY BAD SHAPE.

  • I WON'T TELL YOU WHO.

  • BUT IT ACTUALLY TOOK A LOT OF PEOPLE TO PUT HIM BACK

  • TOGETHER AGAIN.

  • IT IS PERSONAL.

  • BUT IT WAS ZAC EFRON.

  • HE HAS AN ASTONISHING LACK OF BALANCE FOR SUCH A GOOD

  • DANCER.

  • GONE.

  • >> HE'S AT S CEDARS-SINAI.

  • >> James: AND HE IS ASKING EVERYONE TO THANK

  • PARTICULARLY ALL OF THE KING'S HORSES AND ALL OF

  • THE KING'S MEN.

  • HERE IS ONE FROM A GOOD FRIEND OF THE SHOW,

  • MR. SHAWN MENDES.

  • HE IS STARING OFF INTO THE GREAT UNKNOWN, FULLY AT

  • PIECE IN THE MAGESTY OF NATURE, AND THEN I SAW THE

  • WHOLE THING.

  • [LAUGHTER] >> James: AND HERE IS

  • ONE FROM AL ROKER, AND HE POSTED IT AROUND

  • HALLOWEEN.

  • I THOUGHT IT WAS A PUMPKIN HE MESSED UP WHILE

  • CARVING, AND THEN I SAW THE WHOLE THING.

  • >> OH!

  • >> James: TALK ABOUT SANTA'S YUMNUTS.

  • [LAUGHTER] >> James: THAT WAS

  • CELEBRITY INSTAGRAM.

  • WHEN WE COME BACK, TIG NOTARO IS GOING TO BE

  • HERE, EVERYBODY.

>> James: NOW, CAN I ASK

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