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Every year, everyday, thousands of people fall victim to FWP.
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I'm so cold.
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I'm starving!
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No one cares about me.
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Also known as First World Problems.
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I'm so cold. Someone set the AC to 72. I NEED IT AT 73!
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I'm starving. All I have is leftovers!
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No one cares about me. Nobody's liked or commented on my status.
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Hi. I'm Ryan Higa and for just 5 hours of attention a day, you could help somebody with FWP.
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Everybody just keeps putting so much pressure on me. I don't know what I want for my birthday.
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I have too much chips for my dip. If I open a new dip, I will have too dip for my chips.
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Why does Apple keep making iPhones? Now I have to get another one.
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They've been through so much struggle.
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The remote is over there, but I am all the way over here.
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So much hardship.
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My iPhone 5 is too big for my skinny jeans!
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So much attention attention attention attention.
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I poured the cereal without checking to see if we had milk. We didn't.
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So please show your support, and send them this video. And show them how much we care about their FWP's.
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I bought too may groceries. Now I have to make two trips!
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All you have to do is call the URL 1-800-DOT-ORG. And we'll send you the FWP helping kit
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which includes a bridge, a straw, and a full cup with a cover.
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Here's a bridge. Now get over it.
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Here's a straw. Now suck it up.
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Here's a full cup. Now shut the full cup up.
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With your help we can put an end to FWP's, and focus on the real problems like starving children or homeless people.
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Cause if you're complaining about something as silly as the iPhone 5, just wait till you see the iPhone 6.
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Oh this? This is the iPhone 5S. This is the iPhone 6!