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  • -As you guys know, we're always

  • striving to get better here at "The Tonight Show."

  • [ As Daft Punk ] ♪ Harder, better, faster, stronger

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Which is why we asked viewers at home to send in

  • any suggestions that they have just to get some feedback

  • about what you guys think of the show,

  • things you'd like to see us do, that kind of stuff.

  • So tonight, let's look inside the audience suggestion box!

  • Look into the box, the suggestion box

  • [ Cheers and applause ] -There we go.

  • This first one here is from Rosemary Woods.

  • "Hey, Jimmy, I saw that Lifetime Channel started airing

  • their new Christmas movies this week,

  • even though it's not even Halloween yet.

  • Maybe you could review some on the show."

  • Gosh, I'd really like to, but I just don't have the time

  • to watch Lifetime Christmas movies right now.

  • Sorry. -Jimmy,

  • what are you talking about?

  • There's always time for Lifetime Christmas movies

  • no matter what time of year it is.

  • -No, Tariq.

  • [ Sighs ] There isn't.

  • Between this show and the election, and moving back

  • to my hometown to help with my family's

  • struggling wreath farm... [ Laughter ]

  • it's just not realistic. Okay?

  • -Wow.

  • I-I had no idea you were -- you were under so much pressure.

  • -Yeah, well, I am. [ Laughter ]

  • And to top it all off, I have to plan the big holiday parade

  • that the whole town comes to and I don't even have a theme

  • picked out yet.

  • -Well, Jimmy, the answer might be closer than you think.

  • Look under your desk.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Oh, my gosh.

  • It's a snow globe I made when I was a kid.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • That's it, the -- the theme of the parade

  • should be "snow globes."

  • And my family can sell our wreaths at the parade

  • to save the farm, and then I'll have time

  • to watch Lifetime movies!

  • That fixes everything!

  • Thanks, Tariq.

  • Tariq?

  • [ Sleigh bells ringing ]

  • [ Laughter ]

  • You just saved Christmas, bud.

  • -Hello, Lifetime Channel? Yeah, you can send that check now.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -All right, let's get to our next suggestion here.

  • This one's from Michelle Brown.

  • "Hey, Jimmy, I'm glad everyone is staying safe

  • by canceling their Halloween parties this year.

  • But I'm really going to miss all the fun Halloween games.

  • Do you think you could give us some Halloween fun

  • by bobbing for an apple?"

  • Uh, sure, I'd love to.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • ♪♪

  • [ Sighs ]

  • -Whoo!

  • An iPhone, cool.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • These are waterproof, right?

  • All right, let's get another suggestion here.

  • This one doesn't have a name on it.

  • But, anyway, it says, "Hey, Jimmy, here's a suggestion --

  • suck it."

  • [ Bass playing ]

  • Hey, Ma-- Mark, did you do this?

  • -Yeah, that's right. Suck it!

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -No! You suck it!

  • [ Bass playing ]

  • -No, you suck it!

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -I hate you, Mark!

  • -I hate you, too, Jimmy!

  • -Next suggestion!

  • -Good!

  • [ Laughter, cheers, and applause ]

  • ♪♪

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -"Hey, Jimmy, I love Halloween. I also love WWE.

  • Is there any way you can combine the two?"

  • I can't, but I know who can.

  • And his name, The Undertaker.

  • Check it out.

  • [ Wolf howling ]

  • [ Insects chirping ]

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • [ Bell tolling ]

  • ♪♪

  • ♪♪

  • ♪♪

  • ♪♪

  • -[ Growls ]

  • [ Grunts ]

  • [ Sighs ]

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • ♪♪

  • Rest...in...

  • peace.

  • [ Bell tolls ]

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -Our thanks to The Undertaker.

  • Undertaker's 30th anniversary will be celebrated

  • at Survivor Series on Sunday, November 22nd

  • streaming on WWE Network. We love that guy.

  • Thanks again, Undertaker. [ Cheers and applause ]

  • We are down to our last suggestion.

  • It is from Ramona Ostrowski.

  • "Hey, Jimmy, I loved Black Simon & Garfunkel.

  • Can you have them on the show again?"

  • Actually, it's so weird you actually asked that

  • because last night, I was having a socially distant dinner

  • over at Mendel's on the park, and Black Simon & Garfunkel

  • showed up to sing a new version of one their classic songs.

  • So, here to perform "Scarborough Fair Online,"

  • give it up for Black Simon & Garfunkel.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • ♪♪

  • ♪♪

  • -♪ Are you going to Scarborough Fair? ♪

  • ♪♪

  • It got pushed, and now it's online

  • ♪♪

  • They're showing every spice on Screen Share

  • ♪♪

  • ♪ I just chugged my fourth glass of wine

  • ♪♪

  • Are you going to my cousin's bris? ♪

  • ♪♪

  • Why'd the hell they move this online? ♪

  • ♪♪

  • They're live streaming to my Oculus

  • ♪♪

  • ♪ I hit HD at the worst time

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • ♪♪

  • -Give it up for Black Simon & Garfunkel!

  • That is all the time we have for "Audience Suggestion Box."

-As you guys know, we're always

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Audience Suggestion Box: The Undertaker Brings Halloween to WWE

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/11/01
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