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  • All right, everybody.

  • We're back.

  • My next guest tonight is the country's foremost expert on

  • Halloween gadgets.

  • Please welcome the Halloween Man himself, Jimmy Blaylock.

  • Jimmy, thanks for coming back on the program.

  • Great to be here, thanks for having me.

  • (audience applauds)

  • Good to have ya.

  • We've got some great stuff this year

  • that's brand new for 1997.

  • Okay, this is stuff that's available

  • to people that create more fun on their Halloween.

  • That's correct.

  • We have this right here.

  • It's a sound-activated rat.

  • Why don't you take that side.

  • What you do, you put this behind the

  • toilet or something when you're having your party.

  • Watch what happens.

  • (rat tail thumps)

  • It goes nuts.

  • You got that.

  • Gee that's lot of fun there, Jimmy.

  • Nothing's going to spice up a party

  • than rat in its death throes.

  • Well, right.

  • (rat squeaks)

  • Okay., me get,

  • Can you take off your jacket for a minute here?

  • Why?

  • I got something I wanna show you.

  • You're going to love this.

  • All right.

  • You'll gonna love this.

  • Okay, throw this over here.

  • We have this one right here.

  • Go ahead and put this on.

  • Put it on?

  • Go ahead, put your arms through.

  • Put it through this way?

  • Yeah, go ahead and put it through that way.

  • And then this way?

  • That's right.

  • There you go, Conan.

  • There we go.

  • Squeeze into crappy costume.

  • (audience laughs)

  • Oh, wait, okay.

  • Cost thirty bucks, man.

  • Oh, well then it's really cool.

  • I'm sorry.

  • Here we go.

  • Can we put it on?

  • There you are.

  • You are ready for the World Wrestling Federation.

  • There you go.

  • Flex your muscles.

  • Go ahead, flex them.

  • There you go.

  • Are you going to yell at me the whole segment?

  • No, that's...that looks great.

  • Is that great, or what?

  • How does it look?

  • Yeah, that's good.

  • You look good.

  • I look sexy?

  • Yeah, you needed that.

  • It's not a big difference, really.

  • That's the problem.

  • (audience laughs)

  • People are like, "I don't see a difference."

  • All right, tell us what we have right here.

  • We have these right here.

  • I want you to go ahead and try one.

  • And you put these up at your Halloween parties.

  • It's cute.

  • Go ahead, hold this.

  • Okay.

  • Then put your--

  • I hold it like this?

  • Hold it like that right there.

  • All right.

  • And you get this one.

  • What does it do?

  • These are called dancing bones and

  • you turn them on and they boogie.

  • Go ahead.

  • There we go.

  • (funky music box music plays)

  • There we go.

  • That's just great.

  • There we go.

  • (Conan laughs)

  • There he goes.

  • (audience laughs)

  • Hey, Max.

  • Max, can we have a little music for this one?

  • (upbeat Halloween music)

  • That's great.

  • Dancing bones, there we go.

  • All right.

  • And look here.

  • You're going to love this.

  • This is valuable TV time.

  • It's still alive.

  • Look at that.

  • It's so pathetic.

  • (Conan laughs)

  • (audience laughs)

  • God, what is it doing?

  • All right.

  • Oh, it's so pathetic.

  • (audience laughs)

  • Oh my God.

  • That's horrific.

  • Now what I want you to do

  • I want you to take these plugs the hair.

  • What?

  • Go ahead.

  • I want you to take these plugs

  • and this is what they call ugly hair.

  • Go ahead and take them,

  • and I want you to shove them up your nose.

  • (audience laughs)

  • What do you do?

  • Take them and shove them up your nose.

  • And there you go.

  • You got yourself, some nose, hair.

  • (audience laughs)

  • Look at that.

  • Is that great or what?

  • Does he look good?

  • Look at that.

  • Why, hello.

  • (audience laughs)

  • Look at that.

  • That's a really stylish move if you're in a bar

  • and you see a girl, you like.

  • Why...

  • I've got this right here.

  • (Conan screams)

  • (audience laughs)

  • We've got this right here.

  • What are you doing?

  • You know what I'm doing.

  • What the hell was that?

  • I'm going to show you.

  • Did I ask you to throw fire in my face?

  • I want to show you, this is flash paper.

  • Here, I want you to put these in your mouth.

  • No.

  • (audience laughs)

  • You don't just come on my show and start throwing fire.

  • What you call this is flash paper.

  • In case you dress up as a devil, you can throw fire.

  • You want to try?

  • No, that's okay.

  • Okay, you sure?

  • You do it.

  • Let me show you.

  • Go like that right there.

  • There you go.

  • In case you dress up as a Satan.

  • (whistles) All right.

  • Let's move on.

  • What's this?

  • We got this, it's called a chest wig

  • in case you need a hairy chest,

  • you can buy your own hairy chest.

  • Okay.

  • Go ahead and try it on, there you go.

  • And it goes on like right on your chest, right there?

  • Yeah, that's right.

  • Okay. There you go.

  • It's called the Ed Asner.

  • Is that right?

  • That's true.

  • And it goes on over your own...

  • See, I have so much hair, I don't need...

  • (audience whistles)

  • You do have a hairy chest.

  • There you go

  • Calm down, pal, all right?

  • Look at that.

  • Is that great or what?

  • Look at that.

  • That's cool.

  • I would actually use this in my real life.

  • All right.

  • What's next?

  • Now we get this right here in case you get

  • that Batman outfit or that Superman outfit,

  • and you don't fill out?

  • You know, you know what I'm talking about, a man.

  • We got this here, male--

  • Now, why do I know what you're talking about?

  • Male enhancement briefs.

  • There you go, you gonna try those on?

  • Wait, you put these on and the idea is that--

  • Yeah, exactly.

  • You put those on.

  • Go ahead.

  • And then just in case you don't

  • fill out the costume well enough...

  • There you go!

  • Look at that!

  • (audience laughs)

  • Is that great, or what?

  • Look at that.

  • Oh yeah!

  • That's it.

  • (audience catcalls)

  • There you go.

  • (audience laughs)

  • That's great.

  • You look good.

  • I'm all set for the local bar, now.

  • I'm just going to walk into the local bar like this,

  • rip this open, give that a twirl.

  • I think we're out of time.

  • No, I've got one more item

  • I want to show you.

  • Just come here for just a second.

  • I think I said, "We're out of time."

  • (audience laughs)

  • No, I gotta show you this

  • Come here for just a minute.

  • Look at here, I gotta show you this.

  • Oh, I guess we have more time

  • Here we go,

  • We got this.

  • This you can get over and you take it's and it...

  • Here, take it, and you--

  • This is to serve what?

  • This is a six-foot autopsy of a man.

  • What the hell are you doing here?

  • (audience laughs)

  • What is that?

  • What?

  • It's a six-foot autopsy of a man.

  • What you do, you serve food out of it

  • at your Halloween parties or your family reunion.

  • What have you done to this man?

  • (audience laughs)

  • Is that great, or what?

  • Yeah, that's really cool.

  • (Jimmy laughs)

  • Well, anyway.

  • All right!

  • Thanks for showing a big rubber penis on our program.

  • You can find all these things in Toy World.

  • It's in Tupelo, Mississippi.

  • Fun World.

  • Fun World.

  • It says on the card "Toy World."

  • It's Fun World, you've got the wrong--

  • Check it out at Toy World.

  • It's in Tupelo, Mississippi.

  • Jimmy Blaylock, everybody.

  • Jimmy, nice to have you on the show.

  • Oh, man.