Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles All right, everybody. We're back. My next guest tonight is the country's foremost expert on Halloween gadgets. Please welcome the Halloween Man himself, Jimmy Blaylock. Jimmy, thanks for coming back on the program. Great to be here, thanks for having me. (audience applauds) Good to have ya. We've got some great stuff this year that's brand new for 1997. Okay, this is stuff that's available to people that create more fun on their Halloween. That's correct. We have this right here. It's a sound-activated rat. Why don't you take that side. What you do, you put this behind the toilet or something when you're having your party. Watch what happens. (rat tail thumps) It goes nuts. You got that. Gee that's lot of fun there, Jimmy. Nothing's going to spice up a party than rat in its death throes. Well, right. (rat squeaks) Okay., me get, Can you take off your jacket for a minute here? Why? I got something I wanna show you. You're going to love this. All right. You'll gonna love this. Okay, throw this over here. We have this one right here. Go ahead and put this on. Put it on? Go ahead, put your arms through. Put it through this way? Yeah, go ahead and put it through that way. And then this way? That's right. There you go, Conan. There we go. Squeeze into crappy costume. (audience laughs) Oh, wait, okay. Cost thirty bucks, man. Oh, well then it's really cool. I'm sorry. Here we go. Can we put it on? There you are. You are ready for the World Wrestling Federation. There you go. Flex your muscles. Go ahead, flex them. There you go. Are you going to yell at me the whole segment? No, that's...that looks great. Is that great, or what? How does it look? Yeah, that's good. You look good. I look sexy? Yeah, you needed that. It's not a big difference, really. That's the problem. (audience laughs) People are like, "I don't see a difference." All right, tell us what we have right here. We have these right here. I want you to go ahead and try one. And you put these up at your Halloween parties. It's cute. Go ahead, hold this. Okay. Then put your-- I hold it like this? Hold it like that right there. All right. And you get this one. What does it do? These are called dancing bones and you turn them on and they boogie. Go ahead. There we go. (funky music box music plays) There we go. That's just great. There we go. (Conan laughs) There he goes. (audience laughs) Hey, Max. Max, can we have a little music for this one? (upbeat Halloween music) That's great. Dancing bones, there we go. All right. And look here. You're going to love this. This is valuable TV time. It's still alive. Look at that. It's so pathetic. (Conan laughs) (audience laughs) God, what is it doing? All right. Oh, it's so pathetic. (audience laughs) Oh my God. That's horrific. Now what I want you to do I want you to take these plugs the hair. What? Go ahead. I want you to take these plugs and this is what they call ugly hair. Go ahead and take them, and I want you to shove them up your nose. (audience laughs) What do you do? Take them and shove them up your nose. And there you go. You got yourself, some nose, hair. (audience laughs) Look at that. Is that great or what? Does he look good? Look at that. Why, hello. (audience laughs) Look at that. That's a really stylish move if you're in a bar and you see a girl, you like. Why... I've got this right here. (Conan screams) (audience laughs) We've got this right here. What are you doing? You know what I'm doing. What the hell was that? I'm going to show you. Did I ask you to throw fire in my face? I want to show you, this is flash paper. Here, I want you to put these in your mouth. No. (audience laughs) You don't just come on my show and start throwing fire. What you call this is flash paper. In case you dress up as a devil, you can throw fire. You want to try? No, that's okay. Okay, you sure? You do it. Let me show you. Go like that right there. There you go. In case you dress up as a Satan. (whistles) All right. Let's move on. What's this? We got this, it's called a chest wig in case you need a hairy chest, you can buy your own hairy chest. Okay. Go ahead and try it on, there you go. And it goes on like right on your chest, right there? Yeah, that's right. Okay. There you go. It's called the Ed Asner. Is that right? That's true. And it goes on over your own... See, I have so much hair, I don't need... (audience whistles) You do have a hairy chest. There you go Calm down, pal, all right? Look at that. Is that great or what? Look at that. That's cool. I would actually use this in my real life. All right. What's next? Now we get this right here in case you get that Batman outfit or that Superman outfit, and you don't fill out? You know, you know what I'm talking about, a man. We got this here, male-- Now, why do I know what you're talking about? Male enhancement briefs. There you go, you gonna try those on? Wait, you put these on and the idea is that-- Yeah, exactly. You put those on. Go ahead. And then just in case you don't fill out the costume well enough... There you go! Look at that! (audience laughs) Is that great, or what? Look at that. Oh yeah! That's it. (audience catcalls) There you go. (audience laughs) That's great. You look good. I'm all set for the local bar, now. I'm just going to walk into the local bar like this, rip this open, give that a twirl. I think we're out of time. No, I've got one more item I want to show you. Just come here for just a second. I think I said, "We're out of time." (audience laughs) No, I gotta show you this Come here for just a minute. Look at here, I gotta show you this. Oh, I guess we have more time Here we go, We got this. This you can get over and you take it's and it... Here, take it, and you-- This is to serve what? This is a six-foot autopsy of a man. What the hell are you doing here? (audience laughs) What is that? What? It's a six-foot autopsy of a man. What you do, you serve food out of it at your Halloween parties or your family reunion. What have you done to this man? (audience laughs) Is that great, or what? Yeah, that's really cool. (Jimmy laughs) Well, anyway. All right! Thanks for showing a big rubber penis on our program. You can find all these things in Toy World. It's in Tupelo, Mississippi. Fun World. Fun World. It says on the card "Toy World." It's Fun World, you've got the wrong-- Check it out at Toy World. It's in Tupelo, Mississippi. Jimmy Blaylock, everybody. Jimmy, nice to have you on the show. Oh, man.