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Hello, I'm Elijah Wood. Welcome to the SAG Foundation Storyline.
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I'll be reading a story today called "Me and My Cat," by Satoshi Kitamura, both illustrated and written by, so lets get into it.
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Late one night an old lady in a pointed hat came in through my bedroom window.
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She brandished her broom at me and fired out some words. Then she left without saying goodbye. . .
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"Nicholas, wake up!" You'll be late for school."
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It must be mom. It must be morning again.
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Mom dragged me to the bathroom and made me wash and dress. Downstairs she interrupted my breakfast. She was furious.
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She carried me off to catch the school bus. I had gone. . . but I was still here . . .
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"How strange," I thought to myself, pulling my whiskers.
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WHISKERS?!
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I rushed to the bathroom and looked at myself in the mirror. Leonardo, my cat, was starring back at me. But it wasn't him inside.
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It was me Nicholas! I couldn't believe my eyes. I had turned into a cat!
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"Don't panic," I told myself. I sat in the armchair to consider the situation carefully. . .
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I fell asleep. When I woke up, I felt a little better. Maybe it wasn't such a bad thing to be a cat. I didn't have to go to school, did I?
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I hopped onto the table, and from there to the top of the shelves. What fun! I could never do this before.
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I decided to leap toward the cupboard on the other side of the room. Ready, set. . . OOPS!
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Mom threw me out of the house.
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While I was rambling in the garden, Gioconda, the next-door-neighbor cat, came up and licked me all over my face. Yuck!
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"Time to go for a walk," I thought.
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The brick wall was warm under my paws. As I got close to Miss Thomson's garden, a funny thought occurred to me.
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Miss Thomson had given me Leonardo when he was a kitten. Leonardo was Heloise's son. Did that mean Heloise was now my mother?
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"Miaow, Miam (Hello, Mom)," I called tentatively. She ignored me completely.
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Farther along, I came across three mean-looking cats.
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"Excuse me. May I go through?" I said. "No, go away! It's our wall," replied one. "I think the wall belongs to every-But before I could finish my sentence
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they were all over me. We punched and kicked and scratched one another until we fell off the wall, entangled.
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"Bowwowowowowowowow!" A dog came running toward us, barking furiously. The cats ran away in all directions.
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It was Bernard, Mr. Stone's dog. He's a sweet dog, my favorite in the neighborhood.
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"Thanks, Bernard. You came just in time. . . " But he chased me out of the garden. Of course! He couldn't recognize me.
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So this was the world that Leonardo lived in. Life was as tough and complicated as it was for humans.
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When I got home, I went into the house. Then I heard a scratching noise coming from the front door.
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It was "me" back from school, trying to get in through the cat flap. But was he me, "Nicholas"? Or was he poor little Leonardo inside my body?
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Once indoors, he continued to behave strangely. He scratched himself earnestly, and when that was done, he challenged his shoes until they surrendered.
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He licked his sweater clean, then spent a long time sharpening his nails. He found the goldfish particularly fascinating.
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He tried to sort the washing, and then the yarn. . . but at last he gave up.
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He found the radiator and the litter box irresistible. But he didn't seen to like me at all.
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At last, Mom saw something was wrong with her son. She became so worried that she called the doctor and asked him to come at once.
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"Nothing to worry about," said Dr. Wire. "He's just a little overtired. Send him to bed early and he'll be fine in the morning."
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Mom was still very upset. She held him tight in her arms all evening. I felt sorry for them both.
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I climbed on Leonardo-in-my-shape and stroked his cheek. He purred. Then Mom stroked me gently. I purred.
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Later that night, the old lady in the pointed hat came in through my bedroom window.
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"Sorry, love. I got the wrong address," she said. She brandished her broom and blurted out some words. Then she left without saying good night.
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"Nicholas, wake up! You'll be late for school," I heard Mom shouting.
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Everything was back to normal.
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At school Mr. McGough sat on the table. He scratched himself, licked his shirt, and fell asleep for the rest of the lesson.
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Well that's the end of our story. It's been very enjoyable to sit here and read to you.
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If you'd like to rent this book from a library, then go to your local library and get this book and maybe you can read along with me.
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You can click on me and I'll read you the story and you can read the book with me. It should be quite enjoyable. Thank you very much.