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  • MOVING ON, WE'VE GOT A LOT OF GREAT SHOWS COMING UP,ER AND

  • WHAT WE WON'T HAVE IN-PERSON AUDIENCES FOR THE TIME BEING DUE

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  • FLIGHT ON KAYAK, SHOW ME AN OX ON MYYAK, MEET ME ON ZOOM, NAME

  • ME ON TUNE, CUDDLE ME ON SPOON, BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM WANT ME IN

  • ME ON TUNE, CUDDLE ME ON SPOON, BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM WANT ME IN

  • YOUR ROOM, MANAGE ME ON GOOGLETASK, YELL AT ME ON WEAR A

  • MASK, FIND ME A PLAYLIST ON SPOTIFY, FIND ME A DANISH ON

  • SPOT-A-PIE, CHECK MY TEMP ON FAHRENHEIT, TALK LIKE TRUMP ON

  • YO-SEMITE, MESSAGE ME ON WHATSAPP, MEGAN THEE ON WHATSWAP

  • MATCH WITH ME ON BUMBLE, "GET KNOCKED DOWN!" ON CHUMBAWUMBLE

  • WET ME ON MOAT, SWAB ME ON THROAT, MILK ME ON OAT, "OH MY

  • GOD, NO, I CAN'T EAT ANOTHER THING" ON BLOAT, SET UP MY

  • WORKFLOW ON TO-DO-IST, GET ME A NEW PHONE ON YO, WHODIS?

  • MESSAGE ME ON GROUPME, GWYNETH ME ON GOOPME, CANCEL MY REZ ON

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  • LIVE YOUR TRUTH ON DOYOU!

  • BUY ME A GIFT ON SHOPIFY, FORGET SOMEONE'S NAME ON "HEY, BIG

  • GUY?" PAY ME TOMORROW ON PAYPAL, RAY

  • ME ROMANO ON RAYPAL, MAKE ME RICH ON P.O. TRADE, POWERS ME ON

  • OH, BEHAVE!

  • WATCH ANIME ON CRUNCHYROLL, MATILDA ME ON TRUNCHYBULL,

  • SUNDAY ME ON BRUNCHYSTROLL, GET MAD AT ME ON PUNCHYHOLE, CHAT ME

  • UP ON DISCORD, HIT ME UP ON DIS CORD, ORDER ME ON CAVIAR, TWIRL

  • MY STACHE ON HANDLEBAR OR, IF YOU WISH, FEEL FREE TO WRITE ME

  • AN OLD FASHIONED LETTER BY ADDRESSING IT TO TELEVISION CITY

  • STUDIOS, 7800 BEVERLY BOULEVARD, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA 90036.

  • BECAUSE THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION MAY BE ACTIVELY

  • SABOTAGING THE U.S. POSTAL SERVICE, THE ONLY WAY TO ENSURE

  • YOUR LETTER ACTUALLY GETS TO ME IS TO WRITE ME 25 LETTERS AND

  • DROP THEM OFF AT 25 DIFFERENT MAILBOXES.

  • AFTER A FEW DAYS, ONE OF YOUR LETTERS ARRIVES.

  • THE NEXT DAY, TWO MORE ARRIVE AND THE DAY AFTER THAT, I'LL

  • FIND SEVEN MORE IDENTICAL LETTERS IN MY MAILBOX, AT WHICH

  • POINT I'LL BE LIKE "OH, WOW.

  • SOMETHING'S OBVIOUSLY GONE WRONG HERE."

  • INSTEAD OF REPLYING, I'LL ALERT CBS SECURITY TO PUT YOU ON THE

  • LIST OF "HIGH-RISK FANS" AND QUIETLY BLAME MYSELF FOR SEEMING

  • TOO FRIENDLY AND APPROACHABLE ON AIR.

  • MEANWHILE, HAVING NEVER GOTTEN A RESPONSE, YOU'LL GROW

  • DISENCHANTED WITH CELEBRITY AND DECIDE TO DEDICATE YOUR LIFE TO

  • PUBLIC SERVICE, TAKING A JOB AT THE COUNTY CLERK'S OFFICE,

  • WORKING YOUR WAY UP TO CITY HALL AND EVENTUALLY WINNING A SENATE

  • SEAT.

  • YOU'LL HELP PASS MANY NEW LAWS THAT USHER IN THE FUTURE AND

  • THE PRESIDENT WILL APPOINT YOU AS POSTMASTER GENERAL OF THE

  • UNITED STATES.

  • YOU'LL DO THAT JOB FOR 30 YEARS.

  • ONE DAY, CURIOSITY WILL GET THE BEST OF YOU AND YOU'LL TYPE MY

  • NAME INTO THE MAIL DATABASE.

  • LOOKS LIKE YOUR OLD LETTERS TO ME WERE DELIVERED AFTER ALL.

  • ALL 25 OF THEM.

  • FURIOUS, YOU'LL TAKE THE DAY OFF, FLY TO L.A., SHOW UP AT THE

  • STUDIO GATES, STORM PAST SECURITY, WALK RIGHT UP TO MY

  • DESK AND CONFRONT ME ABOUT THE LETTERS.

  • AFTER EVERYTHING YOU SAY, I'LL JUST SIT THERE SILENTLY SMILING

  • UNTIL YOU GET SO FRUSTRATED YOU TAKE A SWING AT ME.

  • BUT YOUR FIST WILL GO RIGHT THROUGH MY HEAD AND MY IMAGE

  • WILL START TO FLICKER BECAUSE AT THIS POINT IN THE FUTURE CBS HAS

  • REPLACED ME WITH A CHEAPER, MORE EFFICIENT HOLOGRAM.

  • AND YOU, A FORMER SENATOR, WERE THE TIE-BREAKING VOTE THAT

  • PASSED THE "NO LIVE HOST HOLOGRAM" BILL.

  • HOW COULD YOU?

  • I'M GLAD I NEVER WROTE YOU BACK.

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "LATE LATE SHOW."

MOVING ON, WE'VE GOT A LOT OF GREAT SHOWS COMING UP,ER AND

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