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  • (audience cheering)

  • Thanks for coming.

  • Thank you.

  • There's so much to talk about.

  • Last time you guys were here

  • just as your film was opening up.

  • Yup, that's right.

  • A year ago.

  • Just a year ago,

  • just as the movie's coming out

  • and so you haven't been here

  • since you got that Oscar nomination.

  • Yeah, that's right.

  • For the song.

  • Yeah, it's great to write a song that's like

  • loses to a Phil Collins ballad like that's-

  • (audience laughing)

  • That's like "That's how good your song was, buddy".

  • Well, you can't beat that man.

  • You can try, but you just can't.

  • Now, for example, I mean,

  • how do you even approach going to the Oscars,

  • the two of you, since you're such counter-cultural people.

  • Yeah.

  • You get invited-

  • We were kind of like "how do we go?",

  • like the Oscars is kind of everything we're against,

  • you know?

  • So it's like, what should we wear?

  • We try to wear chicken outfits or, you know,

  • go as pirates or whatever and then-

  • I think it's like a costume ball, you know?

  • Cause they make so much stuff about like who's wearing what.

  • We're like, well, let's go as Spock and Kirk.

  • Yeah, 'cause like that's what the Academy awards

  • should be like, costumes like that.

  • It'd be a lot more fun if everyone like-

  • Right, well, people take it so seriously.

  • So seriously.

  • Oh, we got the dirtiest looks you've ever seen.

  • Well, first of all, let's show what you were wearing.

  • You were dressed as Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Lopez.

  • (audience laughing and cheering)

  • Why would that make anybody mad?

  • I mean, come on.

  • Well, you know, I actually don't know why

  • if it's an event and it's all publicity,

  • why wouldn't people just get into the spirit of it

  • and go "that's funny, they're having fun".

  • They were angry.

  • People were mad.

  • Who was angry?

  • Like what, what kind of reactions were you getting?

  • Well, Phil Collins was mad.

  • Yeah, he was like "this is a very serious event",

  • but I mean-

  • He did not say that.

  • No, he really did to someone, not to us,

  • but to someone right in front of us and like-

  • Phil Collins?

  • (inaudible) angry Phil Collins.

  • Yeah, screw him, but you know-

  • (audience laughing)

  • but it really was just glad,

  • I mean, we literally, you know,

  • everyone of course turned heads

  • and there was, you know,

  • 50% of the people were like laughing

  • and 50% were just like (makes angry face).

  • Yeah, I remember like some of the old guard,

  • the old Hollywood people just like (mumbles angrily).

  • Just so mad.

  • I remember Gloria Estefan looking pretty mad.

  • Yeah, she was mad.

  • She was mad?

  • Why would she be mad?

  • I don't know, I think because like

  • she's there and she's in her beautiful dress

  • and she's all made up and giving her,

  • you know, talking to cameras and then she moves on

  • and we move right in behind her, you know,

  • and it's just like-

  • (everyone laughing)

  • Why would she be mad? (laughs)

  • You're right, and did you see,

  • you saw Gwenyth Paltrow, right?

  • (both) Yeah.

  • Saw Gwenyth Paltrow.

  • She kind of gave me a dirty look,

  • but I just kind of looked away.

  • I didn't have the guts to go "hey" or anything.

  • I was just like "I didn't see you".

  • We were really nervous the day of,

  • and I call Matt, I was like "Matt, I can't do it,

  • I'm too nervous" and we just got so wasted and we went-

  • (audience laughing and cheering)

  • It's wrong!

  • It's wrong what you did.

  • It was like a great idea until like we're in the limo

  • and you pull up and there's 60,000 photographers

  • and TV and you're like,

  • "Oh my God, we have to get out of the limo right now".

  • and like, you know, there was that moment

  • where like they-

  • Suddenly, it wasn't like just a prom gag.

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • Something was more serious.

  • Now your latest battle with the censors,

  • what's the latest thing?

  • You're constantly having fights.

  • Yeah, we created a character this season named Timmy, who-

  • (audience cheering)

  • and it was just created for one scene,

  • he was a little handicapped kid,

  • who's very, very cool

  • but he's pretty severely handicapped and yeah,

  • and it's really funny because we were talking to them

  • and saying "please let us get this,

  • please just, just this one scene, just this one scene"

  • and they're like "no, no, no" and we fought the network

  • and finally, they put it on-

  • And they were opposed to this

  • 'cause they thought you can't do this.

  • It's distasteful.

  • Yeah, they were like "you can't do it"

  • and then Timmy just exploded

  • and it's like "we got to make Timmy t-shirts

  • and Timmy doll".

  • You know, the networks telling us,

  • like "we loved Timmy, you're going to do more Timmy?"

  • and we're like "alright, we'll do more Timmy"

  • and it used to be, we'd walk down the street

  • and everyone's screams, you know,

  • beefcake or respect my authority or you killed Kenny

  • and now everyone just yells

  • (audience yelling "Timmy")

  • (both laughing)

  • I love it!

  • You guys have become what you hate.

  • We've become everything we used to hate.

  • (inaudible)

  • (everyone laughing)

  • And then now Trey, I understand

  • that you gave a high school commencement speech.

  • Is that right?

  • I was asked to speak at my high school and I was like

  • "Oh, what the (beep) am I going to say to high schoolers?",

  • but you know what I said?

  • And I think it's really true.

  • I told them, I said "you know what?",

  • because friends of mine know that really in high school

  • and in college, I didn't party.

  • I really didn't.

  • I barely drank.

  • I mean, I would go out once a month and drink

  • and didn't do it at all and I was like

  • "don't waste this time, you know,

  • figure out something you want to do

  • and use college to really get,

  • because when you get rich,

  • you can party so much harder, you know?"

  • And like I party now and like now's the time to party.

  • Cause it's like "woo! Yeah! get down buddy", you know?

  • So what was the faculty's response

  • when you said like, they must have liked the first part,

  • like "this speech is very good",

  • "this is very good", "what?".

  • (everyone laughing)

  • No, we will not take drugs.

  • [Conan] I am Dean Sternbottom.

  • All right.

(audience cheering)

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