What is it?

It's an ostrich. It's clearly an ostrich.

Ka-Kaw!

♪ Ma-ma-ma-mabel-mabel ♪

♪ Mabel Mabel Mabel Mabel ♪

Today: Mabel's Guide To Stickers!

Throughout history, stickers have been

the backbone of many great civilizations

No, they haven't

The ancient greeks used leeches for stickers!

The more stickers you had, the cooler you were!

Nope. Not true!

The ancient aztecs chest skull was the modern equivalent to today's

"Orange You Happy, Mon?"

Yes, Aztec war paint was exactly like a rasta orange

Mabel, have you ever read a history book?

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Let's take a look at my personal Sticktionary

Stickers fall into several distinct categories

Puffy stickers

So soft!

Goofily-eye stickers

Aah! It's like they're watching me!

Bumper stickers

Scratch and sniff

Sniff and touch

Listen and taste

And price stickers

You can get these ones free at the store

Don't they need those?

Stickers. Stickers. Stickers.

Free TV's everybody!

Ah! Free TV! Get free TV!

Listen, Dipper, you shouldn't doubt my authority

In the sticker world

I'm the girl who can get you things

I need a sticker to put on my car that will

You know, get the cops off my back

Oh!

Uh-Un! My price

I'm going to get so sick

Mabel, don't you think those are hazardous to your health?

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What? How'd i get here?

Thanks for watching Mabel's Guide to Stickers.

And now, a riddle!

What kind of sticker can save your life?

Waddles, if you please

Oof!

Puffy stickers!

Still really hurt, though.