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  • Hey, how's your family?

  • How are they doing?

  • Family is doing well, Conan.

  • You know, we are.

  • Kids used to go to the same school, and now all the kids go to this.

  • My kid, I miss him.

  • He went off to a private school $45,000 a year from our kitchen online.

  • I know everyone's no matter.

  • So does that bother you that you're paying that much?

  • Can't see private school.

  • And he's in the kitchen on Zoom.

  • Yes, it does.

  • I'm trying to get my money's worth.

  • I'm sitting next to him and taking some classes, but I'm out of frame.

  • So the teacher doesn't see me like I took some digital photography yesterday or, uh, yeah, yes, it was.

  • It was a good class.

  • And then Tuesday's algebra, which I might skip but I'm looking forward to Thursday is the guidance counselor meeting.

  • I'm gonna go to Oh, you're going to go to the guidance counselor meeting?

  • Yeah, because it's a lot cheaper than a therapist.

  • You know, you're not supposed to talk to your child's guidance counselor about your personal problems.

  • I guess not.

  • But here's what I'm thinking.

  • Koning, tell me if you're on board with this.

  • Wouldn't it be cheaper?

  • Just keep your kid home.

  • Forget the online stuff and just have them listen to Ted talks and watch jeopardy for like, a year.

  • It would be cheaper for sure.

  • Yeah, and maybe just a good education, you know, Probably not quite as good, but close.

  • I think you've got a good idea there.

  • I really dio I have a lot of good ideas.

  • Well, let's not get crazy.

  • You know, I will say this.

  • I visited you, as I said, and I hate to repeat this, but just before your surgery, I think I'm the only real friend that came over to visit you.

  • And I noticed that you and your wife very good about masks.

  • Social distancing.

  • You didn't.

  • We ate outside.

  • Um, it was It was very nicely done on.

  • I was proud of you.

  • Thank you.

  • Well, you know, you have to be responsible in these covert times.

  • The difficulty with the mask is I don't get recognized as much anymore.

  • And I like I don't know about you, Conan, but I think you like attention.

  • You like to get recognized.

  • I think we all like like it when we walk down the street and, you know, attractive women just go crazy for us.

  • Yeah.

  • So what I've done was I've created a mask that looks exactly like this part of May on, yet still not recognized, Really.

  • Still not getting recognized.

  • But here's the great thing about the mask.

  • You could let your nose hairs just grow forever.

  • You don't brush your teeth, right?

  • You don't need braces.

  • Yep.

  • You can actually use the nose hair to tie the mask on to secure the mask.

  • This is all good advice, Like you said, in a lot of good advice and theories, You know, I think between cove it and your your shoulder surgery, you've had a lot of time to think, um, not about good or productive things, but you're You're generating a lot.

  • That's what I'll say.

  • Well, it's not a lot of time to think it's a lot of time to take painkillers.

  • So this is all coming from the pain killers?

  • Uh, well, just save me a pillar to, if you know what I mean.

  • What do you mean?

  • Not only do I know what you mean, but I hear what you're saying.

  • Yeah, and I said it very explicitly, so I don't know why I said, if you know what I mean.

  • I basically just told you to save me to pills.

  • But you are.

  • You're not a pill taker.

  • I know that.

  • I'm not.

  • I'm not a pill taker.

  • Grew up in a very strict Catholic family.

  • My father, my father, is a doctor.

  • There was no, you know, we didn't take medicines for anything.

  • We didn't take aspirin.

  • We never took any antibiotics.

  • Um, most of my brothers and sisters passed away in early childhood.

  • I was one of the only survivors, but I still put gently accidentally passed away.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah, was not intentional.

  • They just, you know, we didn't have modern.

  • We didn't have modern medicine.

  • You know, my father as a as a doctor didn't believe in modern medicine.

  • No.

  • What about Western medicine Now he likes northern medicine.

  • Northern Medicine is the most underrated medicine in the world.

  • It's fixing.

  • I think everything with ice like that.

  • Look at that.

  • It's all ice.

  • Yeah.

  • There you go.

  • I've been living in a nice block, Conan, for, like, the last five years, my body has never been without an ice pack on something.

  • Uh, it's an attractive look for you to have those ice packs on you.

Hey, how's your family?

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