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  • GUYS, BUCKLE YOURSELVES IN.

  • BECAUSE THIS WEEK COULD GET CRAZY FAST.

  • ENJOY THIS MOMENT NOW CUZ TOMORROW NIGHT WILL BE THE FIRST

  • OF THREE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES LEADING UP TO THE ELECTION AFTER

  • MONTHS OF VIRTUAL CAMPAIGNING, DONALD TRUMP AND JOE BIDEN WILL

  • FINALLY MEET IN PERSON.

  • IT IS LIKE WHEN YOU AND YOUR ZOOM BOYFRIENDS DECIDE TO TAKE

  • THINGS TO THE NEXT LEVEL, YOU KNOW?

  • >> SHOULD WE MEET?

  • BUT THE PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN IS GOING ON FOR ALMOST TWO YEARS

  • NOW AND IT'S FINALLY TIME TO DECIDE WHO BECOMES THE PRESIDENT

  • OF THE UNITED STATES.

  • I'M JOKING.

  • WE'VE GOT FIVE MORE WEEKS OF THIS.

  • AND THEN LET'S BE HONEST, PROBABLY ANOTHER TWO MONTHS

  • AFTER THAT.

  • THE DEBATE IS BEING HELD IN CLEVELAND, OHIO, CLEVELAND OF

  • COURSE IS THE HOME OF THE ROCK 'N' ROLL HALL OF FAME.

  • I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING MORE ROCK INCOMER ROLL THAN TWO OLD

  • GUYS TAKING TO THE STAGE TO ARGUE ABOUT THE POST OFFICE.

  • SO THIS IS NICE FOR TRUMP, IT IS.

  • MAYBE HE WILL HAVE TIME TO VILSITY THE ROCK 'N' ROLL HALL

  • OF FAME AND REMINISCE ABOUT ALL OF THE MUSICIANS WHO HAVE SUED

  • HIM FOR USING THEIR SONGS WITHOUT PERMISSION.

  • NOW THE FIRST DEBATE WILL BE MODERATED BY FOX NEWS ANCHOR

  • CHRIS WALLACE.

  • IF YOU ARE NOT FAMILIAR, CHRIS WALLACE IS THE ONE FOX NEWS

  • PERSONALITY WHO SEEMS LIKE HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN FIRED LONG OKAY

  • FOR, YOU KNOW, NOT YELLING ENOUGH.

  • IN THE PAST CHRIS WALLACE HASN'T HESITATED TO FACT CHECK TRUMP

  • DURING INTERVIEWS.

  • IT HASN'T MADE ONE BIT OF DIFFERENCE, BUT THE POINT IS HE

  • TRIES.

  • IAN, TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR CONCERNS GOING INTO THESE

  • DEBATES.

  • >> EVERYTHING, I'M CONCERNED ABOUT EVERYTHING.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> James: REGGIE, IF YOU WERE THE MODERATOR, WHAT IS THE FIRST

  • QUESTION YOU WOULD ASK THE CANDIDATES?

  • >> HOW WELL CAN YOU DANCE?

  • >> James: I CAN ANSWER THAT FOR YOU.

  • >> Reggie: OKAY.

  • >> James: POORLY, ON BOTH COUNTS.

  • >> Reggie: I GUESS IT WOULDN'T BE THAT USEFUL.

  • >> James: SPEAKING OF THE OVAL OFFICE, I HAVE TO MENTION THIS.

  • TRUMP'S FORMER PRESS SECRETARY SARAH SANDERS HAS A NEW BOOK OUT

  • ABOUT HER TIME IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

  • AND IN THE BOOK SHE TELLS ABOUT A TIME THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP

  • CALLED HER AND HOPE HICKS INTO THE OVAL OFFICE TO SHOW THEM,

  • QUOTE, THE GREATEST MUSIC VIDEO OF ALL TIME.

  • HE THEN PROCEEDED TO PLAY NOVEMBER RAIN BY GUNS N ROSES.

  • THIS SAUL TRUE.

  • IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER THAT VIDEO, HERE IS A SAMPLE.

  • NOTHING LASTS FOREVER.

  • AND WE BOTH KNOW HEARTS CAN CHANGE.

  • AND TIME TO HOLD A CANDLE.

  • IN THE COLD NOVEMBER RAIN.

  • RDZ WHAT IN WHY.

  • >> James: WHEN HE HEARD ABOUT THIS JOE BIDEN WAS LIKE WELL, AT

  • LEAST WE AGREE ON ONE THING.

  • I GOT TO SAY, I LIKE THAT VIDEO.

  • I DON'T THINK THEY MAKE VIDEOS LIKE THAT ANY MORE.

  • I GENUINELY THINK IT'S TRULY PRESIDENTIAL.

  • IT'S GOT EVERYTHING.

  • BIG HAIR, THE HOT CHICKS.

  • OR AS I CALL THEM TASTY BABES.

  • TASTY BABES RIPPING CIGS.

  • YOU GOT A WEDDING.

  • YOU GOT A GUY JUMPED INTO A CAKE.

  • THERE'S A FUNERAL.

  • WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE?

  • >> Reggie: ARE YOU A FAN OF GUNS R ROSES I MEAN PRENOVEMBER

  • RAIN.

  • >> James: HERE IS MY THING.

  • I APPRECIATE WHAT GUNS N' ROSES DID FOR MUSIC.

  • AM I PUTTING IT ON IN THE CAR, PROBABLY NOT RRS I SEE.

  • >> James: WASN'T SLASH ON THE SHOW ONCE, ROB?

  • >> NO SWRZ HE'S NEVER BEEN ON.

  • SO THERE WAS A TIME HE WAS GOING TO COME AND HE PULLED OUT.

  • >> WE PICKED HIM A BIT ABOUT LOOKING AFTER LOCAL ANIMALS

  • BECAUSE IS HE VERY INTO PROTECTING WILDLIFE IN LOS

  • ANGELES.

  • >> James: I'M AMAZED HE DIDN'T GO FOR IT.

  • WHEN YOU HEAR THE PITCH PRESENTED THAT PASSIONATELY,

  • IT'S AMAZING HE DIDN'T GO FOR IT SLASH, THE "LATE, LATE SHOW,"

  • BEEN ON ONCE, YEAH, YEAH, CAR CARPOOL KARAOKE.

  • NO, THEY WOULD LIKE TO SEND YOU TO A PET SANCTUARY.

  • >> I'M GOOD.

  • WHAT'S THAT, ROB.

  • >>-- SLASH WAS ON THE SHOW.

  • >> Reggie: WHAT?

  • >> James: WHEN?

  • WHEN WAS SLASH ON THE-- HANG ON A MINUTE, BEN HAS JUST GONE NO,

  • HE'S NEVER BEEN ON.

  • >> LENNY KRAVITZ TOLD A STORY ABOUT SLASH.

  • >> James: GOOD ENOUGH ABOUT FOR ME.

  • LENNY KRAVITZ TOLD A STORY ABOUT SLASH ON THE SHOW.

  • THAT'S THE CLOSEST WF'S BEEN TO SLASH ON THE SHOW.

  • >> HE WAS WITH US IN SPIRIT.

  • >> James: HE WAS WITH US IN SPIRIT.

  • AND I LIKE-- I LIKE MUSIC VIDEOS.

  • I WOULD SAY I WATCH A LOT OF MUSIC VIDEOS.

  • HAVE I NEVER HAD A MOMENT IN MY LIFE WHERE I THOUGHT TOM, GET IN

  • HERE, SIT DOWN, LET ME SHOW YOU THE GREATEST MUSIC VIDEO OF ALL

  • TIME.

  • YOU ARE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, WE'VE GOT JOBS TO

  • DO.

  • DOESN'T MATTER, WATCH THIS.

  • IT'S ALSO LIKE SEVEN MINUTES LONG, THAT VIDEO.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> James: WHAT DO YOU THINK THE BEST MUSIC VIDEO OF ALL TIME

  • IS, REG?

  • >> Reggie: IT'S SO HARD.

  • YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO SAY I REALLY LIKED THE FEELING FASCINATION,

  • HUMAN LEAGUE BECAUSE IT HAD THIS COOL THING WHERE HAD T HAD A DOT

  • ON A MAP AND IT PUSHED IN SHALL-- OH NO, WAS THAT ROMEO

  • VOID, I DON'T KNOW, ANYWAYS THERE IS SOME INDIVIDUAL KRO

  • WHERE THERE IS A DOT ON A MAP AND THE CAMERA PUSHES IN AND IT

  • GOES THROUGH THE CLOUDS AND IT TURNS OUT TO BE THE HOUSE THAT

  • THE BAND WAS PLAYING IN.

  • EITHER THAT OR JUST LIKE HEAVEN BY THE CURE.

  • >> James: ABSOLUTELY.

  • >> ARE YOU JUST ABOUT TO SAY THRILLER?

  • LIKE WHAT IS THE-- (LAUGHTER).

  • >> Reggie: OH, THRILLER.

  • >> I KNOW MJ IS PROBLEMATIC.

  • >> James: I PUT THRILLER IN THERE.

  • LET'S BE HONEST.

  • WE'RE BEATING AROUND THE BUSH, ST ANY MEATLOAF VIDEO.

  • (LAUGHTER) THEY'RE LIKE WE'RE ALL PREEND

  • ITING, IT'S ANY MEATLOAF VIDEO.

  • >> Reggie: I THINK YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.

  • >> James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO DO OVER THE NEXT

  • TWO YEARS, I WOULD LIKE US TO RE-CREATE EVERY MEATLOAF VIDEO.

  • >> Reggie: YEAH, LET'S PLEASE DO THAT.

  • LET'S PLEASE DO THAT.

  • >> James: CAN WE?

  • SHALL WE?

  • CAN WE DO THAT AS A SHOW NOW?

  • OVER THE NEXT 12 MONTHS WE WILL RE-CREATE EVERY SINGLE MEATLOAF

  • VIDEO.

  • >> Reggie: AND I WON'T DO THAT.

  • >> James: OH, WON'T YOU.

  • >> Reggie: THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

  • >> WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A VIDEO OF JAMES CORDEN AND MEATLOAF.

  • >> James: A VIDEO OF ME AND MEATLOAF.

  • I WILL SHOW YOU WHERE THIS FASCINATION STARTED.

  • YOU CAN SEE IT, HAVE YOU GOT IT?

  • I'M HEAR IN LONDON-- AND I THINK THIS IS, CUE ME IS THIS WHERE

  • MEATLOAF IS STAYING.

  • >> THANKS VERY MUCH.

  • >> JAMES, DO YOU LIKE MARMALADE?

  • >> I'M DOING THIS ENGLISH BREAKFAST SHOW AND IT'S LIKE

  • REALLY COOL.

  • >> DO YOU PREFER PERFORMING OR TO DOING ALL THE PROMOTIONAL.

  • >> ARE YOU KIDDING.

  • WE WANT TO DO THIS, JAMES, THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO, JUST

  • HOLD THIS FOR A SECOND, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT TO DO.

  • >> James: OH MY GOD.

  • >> YOU BEAT YOUR HEAD DPENS THE TABLE AND THE TABLE IS TOO

  • SHORT, THE CHAIR IS TOO TALL.

  • >> James: THERE YOU GO, THAT'S ME AND MEATLOAF.

  • IF YOU ARE WONDERING WHY YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THAT IT'S BECAUSE

  • WE SHOT IT JUST BEFORE COVID AND--

  • (LAUGHTER) AND THEN HIS PROJECT MOVED SO

  • YOU WILL SEE THAT LATER ON IN THE SERIES.

  • THANK YOU FOR SHOWING THAT, BEN, I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

  • >> PLEASURE.

  • >> James: MOVING ON, LET'S MOVE ON.

  • THERE'S A NEW DATING APP OUT THERE, BUT THIS ONE IS FOR

  • CONNECTING LONELY PETS.

  • IT'S CALL THE PINDER AND IT'S INTENDED FOR PET MEET-UPS WITH

  • THE ADDED BONUS OF OWNERS CONNECTING AS WELL.

  • IT IS A GREAT APP IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO DO SOME HEAVY

  • PETTING.

  • COME ON.

  • A BIT OF FUN, THAT IS ALL IT IS, IT IS A BIT OF FUN.

  • I GUESS THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.

  • AT THE VERY LEAST IT MIGHT MAKE BREAKUPS A LITTLE EASIER.

  • NOW PEOPLE CAN BE LIKE IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S YOUR BOX FULL OF

  • PARROTS.

  • THEY'RE SAYING THE APP IS FOR LONELY PETS, CAN WE JUST ADMIT

  • THAT THIS IS FOR PEOPLE.

  • PETS, PETS DO NOT WANT A DATING APP.

  • AT THE SAME TIME THEY DON'T WANT A BIRTHDAY PARTY.

  • THEY DORCHT WANT TO BE ON YOUR INSTAGRAM ALL DAY AND THEY DON'T

  • WANT A SWEATER.

  • THEY DON'T WANT TO WEAR A SWEATER.

  • EXCEPT FOR THIS DOG, HE DEFINITELY WANTS TO SQUEEZE

  • EVERY DROP OUT OF LIFE.

  • I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, THAT IS A [BLEEP] DOG.

  • THAT'S A GOOD LOOKING DOG.

  • CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK.

  • >> I SAW CHRIS PINE IN THAT SAME OUTFIT.

  • >> James: FOR SURE.

  • >> ABSOLUTELY.

  • THAT'S A CHRIS PINE OUTFIT, THAT IS A CHRIS PINE AUGUST.

  • >> James: I DON'T KNOW, I THINK IT IS A CHALAMET.

  • >> ST A CHALAMET DOG WITH A CHRIS PINE OUTFIT.

  • >> James: YES, WHICH IS PERFECT.

  • HERE'S SOME NEWS FROM MY HOMELAND.

  • A BREWERY IN THE UNITED KINGDOM HAS CREATED THE STRONGEST BEER

  • IN THE WORLD BY ALCOHOL CONTENT, THIS BEER IS EVEN STRONGER THAN

  • WHISKEY.

  • WOULD YOU DRINK THAT?

  • WOULD YOU DRINK THAT?

  • >> Reggie: NO, NO, NO.

  • >> James: REALLY?

  • >> Reggie: TOO MUCH.

  • >> James: YOU WOULDN'T DRINK THAT?

  • I'VE SEEN YOU DRINK WINE OUT OF A SOCK.

  • >> Reggie, I WOULD TRY IT, ACTUALLY.

  • >> James: YEAH, I WOULD TRY T SHOULD WE GET SOME, ROB.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> James: IT WOULD BE GOOD TO LOOSEN THE SHOW UP A BIT.

  • (LAUGHTER) >> IT WOULD BE GOOD IF WE WERE

  • RELAXED A BIT, WOULDN'T YOU SAY?

  • THIS IS IT, SO A BEER THAT IS STRONGER THAN WHISKEY, THIS IS

  • HOW IT IS GOING TO I PLAY OUT, REALLY, OFFICER, I HAVE ONLY HAD

  • ONE BEER, HOW FAST WAS I GOING.

  • SIR, ARE YOU SITTING IN YOUR BATHTUB.

  • MOVING ON, A DENTIST IN ALASKA WAS RECENTLY SENTENCED TO 12

  • YEARS IN PRISON FOR DOING SOMETHING PRETTY RECKLESS.

  • HE EXTRACTED-- EXTRACTED A PATIENT'S TOOTH WHILE RIDING A

  • HOVERBOARD.

  • NOW LOOK, I'M NOT A DENTIST, BUT EVEN I KNOW IF YOU ARE PULLING A

  • TOOTH, USE I POGO STICK, MAN.

  • HE WAS CHARGED WITH RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT AND WILL SERVE TIME

  • IN PRISON.

  • GOING TO HAVE TO GET USED TO A WOL DIFFERENT KIND OF CAVITY

  • SEARCH.

  • AND WE WAB TO SHOW YOU THIS, A FOOD DELIVERY MAN IN THAILAND

  • WAS FINED BY AUTHORITIES RECENTLY AFTER VIDEOS OF HIM

  • WENT SCRIE RAL ON LINE.

  • TALK A LOOK AT THESE PHOTOS AND MAYBE WILL YOU SEE WHY.

  • HE WAS DELIVERING ORDERS WHILE COMPLETELY NUDE.

  • THAT'S WHY I'M STILL WIPING DOWN MY GROCERIES.

  • NOW LOOK, YES, HE WAS COMPLETELY NUDE.

  • DID THE PIZZA GET THERE ON TIME.

  • IT ABSOLUTELY DID.

  • WHEREFOR I DON'T SEE A PROBLEM.

  • DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, DOES THIS BOTHER YOU, IAN.

  • >> NO, NOT AT ALL.

  • MY EXACT DOPPELGANGER COULD DELIVER MY FOOD AND I WOULD JUST

  • BE YEAH, THANKS, MAN, AND CLOSE THE DOOR AND START EATING IT.

  • >> James: YEAH, I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYONE WHO IS THAT KF

  • DEBT IT-- CONFIDENT NAKED.

  • DO YOU REG.

  • >> Reggie: JUST MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY, THAT'S IT.