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  • I'm sitting in the office of Jordan Slansky.

  • He's an associate producer of this show, and it's come to my attention recently that on Fridays, for some reason, he doesn't come in until very late.

  • It is now 12 20.

  • No, Jordan Slansky.

  • So I'm sitting and I'm waiting because I want to get to the bottom of what the Jordan does.

  • Every Friday.

  • This guy's got a Kaiser roll in the bag.

  • Olive oil, his his own and many special specialized pepper grinder grinder.

  • Thanks.

  • Do this.

  • It's got a giant thing of wipes.

  • Now, does this look like the office of someone who's afraid of James Al?

  • Oh, fresh hydrating gel, espresso cups.

  • He's got to case he ever makes a friend trouble.

  • Mhm.

  • Yeah.

  • Just get out of here.

  • That's your reaction, okay?

  • You just walk into your office.

  • Feels like an acceptable reaction to me.

  • It's come to my attention that you like to drift in late on Fridays.

  • Okay, Well, I worked later on Fridays than a lot of people, and I feel like I'm able to adequately accomplish what I need to In the time that I'm here, I've prepared my daily task ahead of me already.

  • Your daily task.

  • What's your daily tasks?

  • And pour olive oil onto a Kaiser roll task?

  • May I ask you, Jordan, what you were doing this morning?

  • Well, I woke up immediately, had a protein shake.

  • I've been experimenting with haute and way.

  • I woke up immediately had a protein shake.

  • I've been experimenting with haute and way I woke up immediately had a protein shake.

  • I've been experimenting with oats and waiting with oats and way.

  • I was trying to avoid synthetic melted Dexter in which is derived from corn.

  • And I had read that Oates is a good source of complex carbohydrates when mixed with way.

  • Can I ask you a quick question?

  • Are you wearing your sunglasses while you're making the shake?

  • Would you like me to remove them?

  • What do you think would be the human thing?

  • What?

  • You studied humans on our plan for a while?

  • Yeah, well, you got up.

  • You had your way in oak shake.

  • Then what?

  • Then I prepared my body in various ways.

  • I cleaned it, shaved it and got dressed.

  • What do you mean?

  • Okay, I wanna make it very clear to everyone at home this is comm really happening?

  • Thing is completely riel.

  • This isn't scripted.

  • You just said all those things.

  • Things is a really person.

  • I'm sick of people asking me, How did you find that guy who writes this stuff?

  • You just said that you just said I prepare my body in various ways.

  • Did you say you shaved it?

  • E did shave it.

  • Remove your shirt, please, if you don't mind.

  • So this is freshly shaved.

  • This area?

  • No, I didn't say a shave.

  • My chest.

  • I already saw the shape.

  • Shape my entire body.

  • What part of your body did you shave my face?

  • Just your face.

  • Oh, you saved down below.

  • Down south.

  • I believe that's a private matter.

  • You just take your shirt off.

  • I just asked you if you shave your appear.

  • You're John Dori, do you?

  • It's a problem matter.

  • You draw the line there in terms of talking about my daily grooming rituals.

  • Yes.

  • Yes.

  • Okay.

  • You can put your shirt back on.

  • Wait a minute.

  • Put the sunglasses on.

  • Believe the shirt off.

  • Thank you.

  • Why do you have these?

  • They were sent to me.

  • By who?

  • By a woman that I know a woman sent you these, Correct?

  • The very definition of having this is proof that you don't know him Well, what's not?

  • You're not making eye contact with me.

  • Why would I e I like to help you being on time.

  • From now on, I think that will be good for you.

  • So we have some devices that might help.

  • Will this be helpful to you this claque?

  • I don't see how you could have this at home and it will tell you what time it is.

  • And then you will know I should probably get the work.

  • My lack of awareness of the time is not responsible for the hour that I arrive in the office.

  • I'd like you to hang this one in the office, and I'd like you to strap this one to your Vespa.

  • Then you'll be sort of the Italian douche bag flavor flavor.

  • I also want you to know that you're being monitored at all times by this camera.

  • I will constantly be monitoring that camera to make sure that one of my workers is a really busy bee.

  • Buzz, Buzz Things is a good old fashioned time.

  • You're to punch in, punch out every day I've had this machine brought back.

  • Would you like to check in?

  • Yeah.

  • Don't think the device works.

  • Try again.

  • You have to put in the very center.

  • You know, I knew it was a very center.

  • I've worked for another.

I'm sitting in the office of Jordan Slansky.

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