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  • ♪ ♪

  • ♪ >> STEPHEN: WELCOME BACK.

  • LET'S SAY HELLO TO JON BATISTE.

  • >> Jon: WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH YOU?

  • WHAT'S THE WORD?

  • >> Stephen: YOU HAVE TO GOOD TO SEE YOU THIS WEEKEND.

  • PEOPLE OUT THERE DON'T KNOW BUT WE SAW EACH OTHER AT OUR FRIEND

  • JOHN ALTER'S BOOK PARTY FOR HIS BOOK "HIS VERY BEST" ABOUT JIMMY

  • CARTER, AND THERE YOU WERE.

  • >> Jon: I KNOW, IT'S BEEN MONTHS.

  • SINCE MARCH 12 SINCE I LAST SAW YOU.

  • >> Stephen: IT WAS SO DIFFERENT TO SEE YOU IN PERSON.

  • I HAD TO FIGHT THE URGE TO GIVE YOU A HUG BUT THAT'S NOT

  • HYGIENIC.

  • >> Stephen: YEAH, EVERYBODY WEARING A MASK.

  • BUT IT WAS GREAT TO SEE.

  • I COULD FEEL A HEART, YOUR ENERGY FROM YOU.

  • WE HAD TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN AGAIN SOON, PLEASE.

  • >> EVIE IS HERE.

  • DO YOU WANT TO SAY HI?

  • >> Stephen: YES!

  • WAVE INTO IS IT CAMERA RIGHT THERE.

  • >> Stephen: HEY, EVIE.

  • JON, YOU GOT ANYTHING ON YOUR MIND OR FINGERS?

  • >> Jon: I WAS WORKING ON THE KAMALA SONG.

  • >> Stephen: OH!

  • >> Jon: WE'VE GOT TO GET IT GOING, MAN.

  • >> Stephen: CAN YOU TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL?

  • >> Jon: YEAH, WE'RE DOING IT.

  • WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.

  • I'M GOING TO SEND IT TO YOU.

  • CHECK IT OUT.

  • >> Stephen: PLEASE, SEND IT TO KAMALA.

  • >> Jon: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

  • GIVE ME SOME POINTERS ON THERE.

  • ♪ ♪

  • >> Stephen: OH, YEAH.

  • ♪ ♪

  • >> Stephen: YEAH, YOU KNOW, THAT'S ENERGY.

  • >> Stephen: IT'S POSITIVE, UPLIFTING, IT DRIVES, NICE.

  • >> Jon: YEAH, THAT'S WHERE WE'RE AT.

  • I SMELL A SINGLE.

  • ALL RIGHT, JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY.

  • THANK YOU, JON.

  • >> Jon: LAY UT ON.

  • -- IT ON, YES, INDEED.

  • >> Stephen: NOW, AS MUCH OF A LOG FLUME OF

  • LIES AS THIS WEEKEND WAS, THERE ARE SIGNS TRUMP MAY BE FEELING

  • BETTER, BECAUSE THIS MORNING HE TWEETED 16 TIMES.

  • TURNS OUT ANOTHER SIDE EFFECT OF DEXAMETHASONE IS "RESTLESS THUMB

  • SYNDROME."

  • I'M NOT GOING TO READ YOU ALL OF THEM, BUT SEE IF YOU SPOT A

  • TREND: STOCK MARKET HIGHS.

  • VOTE!

  • STRONGEST EVER MILITARY.

  • VOTE!

  • LAW AND ORDER.

  • VOTE!

  • RELIGIOUS LIBERTY.

  • VOTE!

  • 401-K.

  • VOTE!

  • SPACE FORCE.

  • VOTE!" (AS TRUMP, SINGING "SHOUT")

  • ♪ A LITTLE BIT LOUDER NOW.

  • VOTE.

  • ♪ A LITTLE BIT SOFTER NOW ♪ ♪ I'M A LIG BIG LIAR NOW

  • VERY CONTAGIOUS NOW ♪ ♪ VOTE

  • HAY, HAY, HAY, HAYWHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

  • ARCHIE, I APOLOGIZE TO HIM.

  • I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY TRUMP IS DESPERATE TO FIRE UP HIS BASE,

  • BECAUSE THERE ARE A BUNCH OF NEW POLLS OUT AND THEY ARE NOT GOOD

  • FOR THE PRESIDENT.

  • THE LATEST NBC NEWS-"WALL STREET JOURNAL"-AMY'S BLACK BEAN

  • VEGETABLE SOUP POLL FOUND OUT THAT "BIDEN'S NATIONAL LEAD OVER

  • TRUMP JUMPED TO 14 POINTS AFTER THE DEBATE."

  • EVIDENTLY, MIDDLE AMERICA DID NOT RESPOND TO TRUMP'S CORE

  • MESSAGE: "NAZIS, STAND BY, AND AWAIT FURTHER ORDERS."

  • THE DEBATE SEEMS TO HAVE REALLY HURT TRUMP "WITH VOTERS SAYING

  • BY TWO-TO-ONE THAT BIDEN HAS THE BETTER TEMPERAMENT TO BE

  • PRESIDENT."

  • AFTER THAT DEBATE, VOTERS ALSO FOUND THAT TRUMP HAS WORSE

  • TEMPERAMENT TO BE PRESIDENT THAN A COKE-ADDLED MONGOOSE, OR A

  • MACHETE DUCT-TAPED TO A ROOMBA.

  • IT'S NOT JUST NATIONALLY, THE LATEST "NEW YORK TIMES"-SIENA

  • COLLEGE-DEPENDS PROTECTION PLUS POLL FOUND THAT "BY

  • OVERWHELMING MARGINS, VOTERS IN PENNSYLVANIA AND FLORIDA WERE

  • REPELLED BY PRESIDENT TRUMP'S CONDUCT IN THE FIRST GENERAL

  • ELECTION DEBATE."

  • HIS BEHAVIOR WAS SO RUDE, HE OFFENDED FLORIDA.

  • NORMALLY, THEY DON'T GET UPSET UNLESS YOU USE THE SALAD FORK ON

  • YOUR DESSERT METH.

  • APPARENTLY, VOTERS AREN'T FEELING TOO SYMPATHETIC ABOUT

  • TRUMP'S ILLNESS EITHER.

  • THE LATEST REUTERS-IPSOS-WENDY'S TRIPLE QUAD BACONATOR POLL

  • "FOUND THAT 65% OF VOTERS AGREED THAT IF PRESIDENT TRUMP HAD

  • TAKEN CORONAVIRUS MORE SERIOUSLY, HE PROBABLY WOULD NOT

  • HAVE BEEN INFECTED."

  • WELL, YEAH.

  • HE'S CONSISTENTLY DOWNPLAYED THE RISK, REFUSED TO WEAR A MASK

  • AND, AT AMY CONEY BARRETT'S NOMINATION, TRUMP MANNED THE

  • KISSING BOOTH.

  • SO WITH HIS NUMBERS SAGGING, TRUMP IS EAGER TO GET BACK ON

  • THE TRAIL.

  • ACCORDING TO ONE ADVISER, "THE PRESIDENT IS 'CHOMPING AT THE

  • BIT' TO HIT THE ROAD AGAIN."

  • AND CHOMPING AT THE BIT IS NOT A FIGURE OF SPEECH.

  • DR. CONLEY HAS PUT HIM ON A COURSE OF HORSE AMPHETAMINES.

  • IN FACT, ONE MEMBER OF THE PRESIDENT'S TEAM TOLD FOX

  • BUSINESS THAT "TRUMP WILL BE BACK TO 'FULL FRONTAL

  • CAMPAIGNING VERY, VERY SOON,'" FULL FRONTAL.

  • THAT WAY, EVERY STATE'S A SWING STATE.

  • TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN STAFF ALSO WANTS HIM BACK OUT THERE.

  • THEY BELIEVE "THE PRESIDENT BEING HOSPITALIZED UNDERCUTS HIS

  • MAIN ATTRIBUTE OVER BIDEN: THAT HE APPEARS STRONGER AND

  • TOUGHER."

  • YES, YOU DON'T WANT VOTERS TO KNOW THE PRESIDENT IS MORTAL!

  • REALLY CLASHES WITH THEIR MAIN MESSAGE OF "MAN STRONG, TIE

  • LONG."

  • BUT, THIS IS SHOCKINGLY NOT SURPRISING.

  • "INDOOR EVENTS ARE EXPECTED TO CONTINUE, AND THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN

  • WILL NOT REQUIRE MASK USE."

  • IN FACT, THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE IT A FEATURE.

  • "LEAVE YOUR MASK AT HOME, AND WIN A JELLO LUNCH WITH THE

  • PRESIDENT!" WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JON BON

  • JOVI.

  • YEAH.

  • BON JOVI.

  • ♪ ♪

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