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>> James: OUR NEXT GUEST IS ONE OF THE MOST
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SUCCESSFUL STANDUP COMEDIANS ON PLANET EARTH, HE PLAYED TO OVER
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800,000 FANS ON HIS RECENT BIG WORLD TOUR.
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WHAT AN HONOR TO WELCOME MICHAEL McINTYRE TO THE SHOW.
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HOW ARE YOU?
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HOW ARE YOU DOING?
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ARE YOU WELL.
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>> SORRY, I DON'T NORMALLY CLAP MYSELF BUT THERE ARE SO FEW
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PEOPLE, I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO INJECT.
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>> James: I THINK THAT IS VERY WISE, HAVE I GOT TO SAY I HAVE
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ALWAYS DREAMT OF HAVING YOU ON TE SHOW AND I NEVER THOUGHT
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THAT IT WOULD BE LIKE THIS, WHERE YOU WOULD BE ON THE SHOW
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AND NEITHER OF US WOULD BE IN THE STUDIO.
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>> BUT IT DOES VERY MUCH LOOK LIKE WE'RE IN THE SAME ROOM,
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JAMES, YOU LOOK AT THE-- BEHIND YOU IT LOOKS LIKE I AM SITTING
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DIRECTLY BEHIND YOU.
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>> James: IF I DO THAT, YOU ARE THE OTHER SIDE OF THOSE
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CURTAINS, THAT IS WHAT NO ONE KNOWS, WE ARE BOTH ISOLATING.
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>> SITTING BACK TO BACK.
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WE ARE BOTH ON THE BEIGEST ROOMS ON EARTH.
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I THINK OUR STRATEGY TO FIGHT THIS VIRUS IS BEIGE.
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I JUST THINK THE MORE BEIGE THAT YOU CAN GET IN YOUR ROOM AND I
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CAN GET IN MINE, AND MAYBE WE CAN PEN THIS THING UP.
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>> James: I ALSO THINK BEIGE MIXED WITH DARK BLOCK COLORS CAN
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ONLY BE A GOOD THING FOR THE PHYSIQUE.
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>> AND ALSO THE CAMERA, THIS IS WHY YOU NEED TO ADJUST THE
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CAMERA.
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I DO A LOT OF MY ZOOMING HERE.
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THIS IS HOW I FEEL THAT REPRESENTS ME BEST, YEAH.
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I GOT THIS LIGHT THING TO TRY AND LOOK LIKE GOOD FOR YOU.
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>> James: A RING LIGHT.
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>> AROUND, WHAT IS IT CALL.
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>> James: I THINK IT IS CALLED A RING LIGHT.
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>> I CAN'T WEAR IT WITH MY GLASS, WHEN I DO IT, THIS STARTS
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HAPPENING.
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(LAUGHTER) SO IF YOU INTRODUCE ME LIKE
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THAT, I MEAN THAT IS CRAZY, (LAUGHTER)
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I DON'T KNOW HOW OTHER PEOPLE ARE DOING THIS BUT I ASSUME THEY
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ARE NOT SPECTACLE WEARING.
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SO.
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>> James: HAVE YOU BEEN DOING A LOT OF ZOOMING?
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HOW DOES MICHAEL McINTYRE GET ON WITH THE ZOOM?
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>> ASPECTS OF IT I REALLY ENJOY, JAMES.
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I REALLY LIKE THE NAME THING BECAUSE YOU ARE VERY PERSONABLE
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AND I HAVE ALWAYS ADMIRED YOU, YOU REMEMBER PEOPLE'S NAMES AND
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PEOPLE KNOW THAT ABOUT YOU.
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AND I ALWAYS THOUGHT JAMES IS GREAT AT THAT.
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I KNOW NOBODY'S NAMES.
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NOBODY WHO WORKS ON MY TV SHOW, I'M SORRY TO SAY, I DON'T KNOW
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ANY OF THEIR NAMES.
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I KNOW THEY ARE ON THE CREDIT BUT I'M NORMALLY REWINDING THE
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SHOW, I DON'T KNOW THEIR NAMES, JAMES, I'M'S SORRY BUT ON ZOOM
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WE HAVE THESE MEETINGS AND YOU JUST PUT YOUR MOUTH OVER THE
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THING AND THE NAME POPS UP AND HAVE I BEEN GOING HUGE ON THE
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NAME, SO I AM LIKE SO JASMINE, WHAT DO YOU THINK, YOU SEE THEIR
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EYES, OH MY GOD, HE KNOWS ME, FIRST TIME I LEARNED THEIR
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NAMES.
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>> James: ARE YOU BACK IN BRITAIN.
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HOW ARE THINGS IN THE UNITED KINGDOM.
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>> SORRY, I WAS JUST READING MY MOUTH, YES JAMES CORDEN.
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THINGS ARE GOING REALLY WELL.
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I AM-- HOLD ON.
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I'M FINE.
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I'M 36.8.
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YOU KNOW WHAT JAMES, HAVE YOU GOT ONE OF THESE.
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>> OH, OUR HOUSE IS FULL OF THEM.
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YOU CAN'T MOVE WITH EM THIS.
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THE PHONE RANG THE OTHER DAY AND I PICKED ONE UP.
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>> WHAT DO YOU RUN AT, BECAUSE I NEVER KNOW, I RUN AT 36.
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>> WE ARE FAHRENHEIT, LAST TIME I DID ONE I WAS 96, 97,
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SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
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>> OH YES, I REMEMBER THAT BECAUSE I HAD IT ON THE WRONG
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SETTING AND PUT MYSELF IN THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS
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LIKE-- I'M FIVE TIMES HOTTER THAN THE AVERAGE HUMAN, I
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REALIZED THIS IS A FAHRENHEIT THING.
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>> James: LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR FIRST NETFLIX SPECIAL,
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MICHAEL McINTYRE SHOWMAN, I WILL SAY T I THINK IT IS ONE OF
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THE BEST SPECIALS I HAVE SEEN ON NETFLIX, CERTAINLY MY FAVORITE I
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HAVE SEEN THIS YEAR.
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I THINK IT IS SO BRILLIANT.
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AND THIS IS, YOU TAKE TAPED THIS IN MARCH.
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WAS THAT BEFORE, BECAUSE YOU WENT ON A HUGE WORLD TOUR, YOU
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PLAYED TWO SOLD OUT SHOWS AT RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL IN NEW
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YORK.
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YOU PLAYED STADIUMS AND ARENAS ALL OVER THE WORLD.
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WAS THIS TAPED AT THE END OF THE TOUR?
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>> YES, IT WAS A WEEK BEFORE THIS ALL HAPPENED.
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IT WAS LAST MARCH 6th, WE RECORDED IT IN LONDON.
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SO IT WAS JUST STARTING A LITTLE BIT.
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WE MR. AT THE HAND WASHING PHASE BUT NOBODY WAS TALKING ANYTHING
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SERIOUSLY.
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THE FIRST THING I SAID WAS THIS COULD BE THE LAST TIME WE GET
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TOGETHER AS AN AUDIENCE THAT WE ARE ALLOWED TO GATHER TOGETHER.
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NOT FOR A MOMENT DID I THINK THAT WAS TRUE.
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IT WAS A COMPLETE JOKE, PEOPLE WERE LAUGHING.
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I WAS MAKING JOKES ABOUT WASHING YOUR HANDS.
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I THINK I INTRODUCED MYSELF ON STAGE BY SAYING LADIES AND
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GENTLEMEN, PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDING TO AND WASH THEM FOR 30
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SECONDS.
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IT WAS ALL A BIT OF A JOKE.
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AND THEN REALLY QUICKLY IF YOU REMEMBER, EVERYTHING RAMPED UP.
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AND I HAD THIS MONTH OF HAVING THIS RECORD OF MY LAST DAY AT
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WORK.
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WHICH I HAVE BEEN WATCHING.
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I AM TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO WATCH THE NETFLIX SPECIAL, I
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HAVE SEEN IT A LOT.
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I MEAN IT IS THE ONLY THING I'VE CLUNG ON TO.
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IT IS THIS RECORD OF A LIFE I LEFT BEHIND BEFORE I GOT FLOO --
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AND HAIR DRESSING AND CRYING WATCHING THE NEWS, BABYSITTING.
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>> James: DO YOU FEEL LIKE THAT, DOES IT PLAY ON YOU, SO
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MANY, TENS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE, ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT
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HOW LONG IT WILL BE BEFORE YOU GET TO BE BACK OUT THERE AGAIN
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AND HOW MUCH ARE YOU MISSING?
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>> YEAH, I DID MISS IT A LOT, OBVIOUSLY.
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JUST TO HAVE IDEAS TO EXPRESS TO AN AUDIENCE, BUT WE CLING ON TO
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THAT, WHEN IT ALL COMES BACK, WHAT WHENEVER THAT WILL BE.
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IT WILL BE SO JOYOUS.
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YOU KNOW, I'M GOOD FRIENDS WITH THE AUDIENCE THAT IS FASCINATED,
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ANTIBODY DAY PEOPLE IT IS GOING TO BE AMAZING BUT IT WILL BE
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AWAKE AND I WILL BE WATCHING MY OLYMPIC SPECIAL UNTIL THEN.
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>> YOU EVEN TALK IN THE SPECIAL ABOUT WHEN YOU PLAYED IN HONG
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KONG, AND YOU COULD SEE PEOPLE WEARING WALKING AROUND AND
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PEOPLE ARE WEARING FACE MASKS AM YOU CAN HAVE NO IDEA AT THE TIME
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THAT THIS ROUTINE WOULD BE SO TOPICAL TODAY.
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>> THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED.
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IT CHANGED SO QUICKLY.
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I DO BECOME SLIGHTLY SELF-OBSESSED.
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SO IT SAYS ABOUT KIM JUNG-UN.
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HE IS OBVIOUSLY NOT A GREAT GUY BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO LOSE A
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JOKE.
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IT WAS THAT WEIRD PERIOD WHERE THEY THOUGHT IT DIED AND MY
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FIRST AUDIENCE-- CAN'T DO THAT JOKE SO I WAS LIKE SO EVERYONE
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IS LIKE CELEBRATING THE KIM JUNG-UN, HIS REIGN IS OVER AND
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I'M LIKE PLEASE, KIM, COME ON, SHOW YOURSELF.
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AND AFTER A WEEK THEY FOUND KIM JUNG-UN AND I'M LIKE COME ON!
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COME ON KIMIE BOY!
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>> James: LET ME TELL YOU, I THINK THE SPECIAL IS ABSOLUTELY
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BRILLIANT AND I THINK IT WILL BRING SO MUCH JOY TO SO MANY
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PEOPLE PARTICULARLY IN THIS MOMENT THAT WE'RE IN RIGHT NOW.
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LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT A CLIP FROM MICHAEL McINTYRE SHOWMAN, HOW
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ARE YOU SAYING.
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>> YES, IT IS OPEN FOR INTERRUPTION, I ALTERNATE
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BETWEEN SHOWMAN AND SHOWMAN.