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  • ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: GOOD EVENING LADIES

  • AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE "LATE LATE SHOW."

  • HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR WEDNESDAY.

  • WE HAVE A FUN SHOW PLANNED FOR TONIGHT.

  • LATER WE'LL BE TALKING TO THE LEGENDARY GLORIA STEINEM.

  • THEN, SALLY HAWKINS AND CRAIG ROBERTS WILL BE STOPPING BY FOR

  • A CHAT.

  • AND FINALLY A MUSIC PERFORMANCE FROM CONAN GRAY, DO YOU KNOW

  • WHAT THIS MEANS, IT MEANS THE SHOW, DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS,

  • REG, JAM-PACKED.

  • >> Reggie: YEAH.

  • >> James: JAM-PACKED, JAM-PACKED SHOW.

  • >> Reggie: YEAH.

  • >> James: OR DO YOU CALL IT JELLY PACKED IN AMERICA.

  • DO YOU SAY JELLY PACKED OR JAM-PACKED.

  • >> MORE PEOPLE SAY JELLY PACKED.

  • >> James: WHAT EVEN IS JAM SO AN AMERICAN?

  • >> I THINK JAM IS MORE WITH FRUIT AND JELLY HAS -- GEL AT

  • NOWS.

  • >> James: I-- I RED-- IT WAS AN AWFUL COMMENT, WHO KNEW THIS

  • WOULD BE THE THING THAT THE BAND WAS ABSOLUTELY JUMP IN WITH BOTH

  • FEET.

  • IF I ASKED THEM ABOUT THE VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE, YEAH, NO,

  • IT WAS ALL RIGHT.

  • >> JAM AND JELLY, WHOOO.

  • >> UH-HUH.

  • >> James: YOU JUMP IN, DO YOU JUMP IN.

  • >> >> Reggie:

  • >> James: JUMP INITIATED.

  • OF COURSE THERE ARE STILL CONCERNS ABOUT DONALD TRUMP'S

  • HEALTH SO EARLIER THIS EVENING THE PRESIDENT RELEASED A VIDEO

  • TO PROVE THAT HE IS DOING WELL.

  • AND HERE HOW IT STARTED OUT.

  • >> HI, PERHAPS YOU RECOGNIZE ME, IT IS YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.

  • AND I'M STANDING IN FRONT OF THE OVAL OFFICE AT THE WHITE HOUSE.

  • WHICH IS ALWAYS AN EXCITING PLACE TO BE.

  • >> James: GOOD FOR YOU, HE IDENTIFIED HIMSELF.

  • I SAW THE VIDEO AND I THOUGHT IT WAS-- IS IT JUST ME OR IS TRUMP

  • LOOKING ESPECIALLY ORANGE?

  • IN THIS VIDEO?

  • LOOK.

  • WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU-- .

  • GENUINELY THAT IS WHERE MY-- WHERE MY MIND WENT.

  • I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT.

  • >> OOMPA LOOMPA I'M GOING TO PASS ON COVID TO YOU.

  • >> James: AND THEN MIKE PENCE IS LIKE, I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK

  • OF IT.

  • ALTHOUGH IT IS NICE TO SEE THE FAKE COLOR, RETURN TO HIS FACE,

  • STRONGER THAN EVER.

  • WHILE RAMBLING ABOUT HOW THE-- ARE IN THE HOSPITAL, THE

  • PRESIDENT WENT ON TO PROMISE EVERY AMERICAN FREE ACCESS TO

  • THOSE SAME DRUGS.

  • HAVE A LOOK.

  • >> I WANT EVERYBODY TO BE GIVEN THE SAME TREATMENT AS YOUR

  • PRESIDENT.

  • BECAUSE I FEEL GREAT.

  • I FEEL LIKE, PERFECT.

  • >> James: I MEAN LOOK AT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE COLOR OF

  • HIS HAND.

  • >> Reggie: OH MY GOD.

  • >> James: AND THE FACE, LOOK.

  • I DON'T-- WHO IS DOING THE MAKEUP.

  • >> I MAYBE THEY ARE EIGHT FEET AWAY WITH A FIRE HOSE.

  • >> James: IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS?

  • BUT AT NO POINT DOES ANYONE GO SHOULD WE DWO THE HANDS, NO, I

  • NEVER USE THEM FOR TALKING.

  • I NEVER, YOU BARELY SEE THEM, I NEVER, REALLY, I'M NOT A BIG

  • HAND GUY.

  • I AM JUST CONSTANTLY-- YOU SEE THE HANDS, WOULDN'T YOU, IT

  • MAKES ME WORRY ABOUT MY MAKEUP.

  • IS IT-- OH NO, LET'S SEE.

  • YEAH, CAN I SEE IT IN THE MONITOR IT IS NOT AS BAD BUT-- I

  • MEAN I WILL BE HONEST, I REGRET GOING ON THIS NOW BECAUSE I AM

  • IN A GLASS HOUSE.

  • WHILE RAMBLING ABOUT HOW THE DRUGS THEY HAD GIVEN HIM IN THE

  • HOSPITAL, THE PRESIDENT WANT ON TO PROMISE EVERY AMERICAN FREE

  • ACCESS TO THOSE SAME DRUGS.

  • TAKE A LOOK.

  • >> I WANT EVERYBODY TO BE GIVEN THE SAME TREATMENT AS YOUR

  • PRESIDENT.

  • BECAUSE I FEEL GREAT.

  • I FEEL LIKE, PERFECT.

  • I WANT TO GET TO YOU WHAT I GOT.

  • AND I'M GOING TO MAKE IT FREE.

  • >> James: GREAT, NOW THAT YOU GIVE THE FULL PRESIDENTIAL

  • EXPERIENCE, DOES THAT MEAN WE DON'T HAVE TO-- EITHER.

  • BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

  • YOU HEARD HIM, FOLKS.

  • THE DRUGS ARE GOING TO BE FREE.

  • AND MEXICO IS GOING TO PAY FOR IT.

  • AND EVEN MORE RAMBLING, TRUMP TRIED TO END THE VIDEO ON AN

  • OPTIMISTIC NOTE.

  • YOU TELL ME.

  • >> YOU ARE GOING TO GET BETTER FAST JUST LIKE I DID, SO A

  • BLESSING IN DISGUISE.

  • GOOD LUCK.

  • >> James: AND YOU'RE GOING TO NEED IT BECAUSE LET'S BE HONESTK

  • GOOD LUCK IS PRETTY OF THE ENTIRE TRUMP HEALTH-CARE PLAN.

  • EVEN THOUGH THE PRESIDENT STILL IS BACK IN THE OVAL OFFICE, MORE

  • LIKE OVAL COUGH-ICE.

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

  • >> James: THAT'S THE ONE, THAT'S THE ONE.

  • YOU DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST WITNESSED.

  • DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST WITNESSED, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU

  • WITNESSED?

  • A TAKE DOWN.

  • WE TOOK HIM DOWN.

  • HE CAN'T WIN THE ELECTION NOW, PUT HIM DOWN.

  • NOT EVERYONE IS READY TO INTERACT WITH DONALD TRUMP

  • BECAUSE YESTERDAY JOE BIDEN SAID THAT NEXT WEEK'S DEBATE SHOULD

  • NOT BE HELD IF TRUMP IS STILL INFECTED WITH THE CORONAVIRUS.

  • DOES THIS EVEN NEED TO BE SAID.

  • ISN'T IT OBVIOUS.

  • THIS IS LIKE SAYING KEANU REEFS LOVES TURTLE NECKS.

  • YES, WE KNOW THIS, THIS IS NOT NEW INFORMATION BUT TRUMP

  • DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY BIDEN WOULD BACK OUT OF THE SECOND

  • BAIT.

  • WELL, I HAD COVID LAST TIME AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE SO.

  • I THOUGHT I WOULD GET MORE.

  • THAT WAS MY FAVORITE JOKE.

  • THAT IS A REAL.

  • >> YOU WERE FLYING HIGH ON THAT ONE IN REHEARSAL.

  • REALLY WERE.

  • >> James: OVER ZOOM, THAT FLEW N PERSON, [BLEEP].

  • >> I THINK TOMORROW PEOPLE ARE GOING TO-- IT WILL HIT AND

  • PEOPLE WILL.

  • >> James: MAYBE I STUMBLED.

  • DID I STUMBLE ON THE.

  • >> KEANU REEVES TURTLE NECKS, WHAT?

  • THIS ISN'T NEW INFORMATION, WE KNOW THIS BUT TRUMP DOESN'T

  • UNDERSTAND WHY BIDEN WOULD-- AHHH.

  • >> MAYBE YOU NEED A-- .

  • >> James: YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT!

  • >> HE JUST SAY-- [BLEEP].

  • >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

  • LIKE I WAS SAYING WA, ABOUT KEANU REEVES WEARING TURTLE

  • NECKS, THIS IS NOT NEW INFORMATION.

  • HE KNOWS IT BUT TRUMP DOESN'T BUT TRUMP DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY

  • BIDEN WOULD BACK OUT OF A SECOND DEBATE.

  • HE WAS LIKE, “WELL I HAD COVID LAST TIME AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN

  • NOTICE, SO.” ( LAUGHTER )

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ THE LAUGH IS TOO BIG NOW, THAT

  • IS TOO BIG.

  • IN THE EDIT, IN THE EDIT THAT IS TOO BIG.

  • I MEAN-- THAT IS TOO MUCH.

  • OKAY.

  • WHAT ABOUT KEANU REEVES THOUGH, AND THOSE TURTLENECKS, RIGHT?

  • >> Reggie: YEAH.

  • >> James: WHAT ABOUT THE TURTLENECKS.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> James: NO, THAT IS TOO MUCH!

  • GUYS, THIS IS WHY-- TRUMP DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY BIDEN

  • WOULD BACK OUT OF A SECOND DEBATE.

  • IT IS LIKE WELL I HAD COVID LAST TIME AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE.

  • SO SHALL-- (LAUGHTER)

  • OF COURSE, THE ONE AND ONLY VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE OF THE 2020

  • CAMPAIGN WAS HELD TONIGHT IN SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH.

  • OR AS MIKE PENCE CALLS IT, “SIN CITY.”

  • ( LAUGHTER ) HERE'S WHAT THE STAGE LOOKED

  • LIKE.

  • YOU'LL NOTICE THE PLEXIGLASS BARRIERS.

  • IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S EITHER A DEBATE STAGE, OR THAT PART OF

  • THE BANK WHERE YOU GO TO TALK ABOUT REFINANCING.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) THE KAMALA HARRIS TEAM INSISTED

  • ON HAVING A PLEXIGLASS BARRIER FOR EACH CANDIDATE.

  • YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'RE CALLING THAT?

  • YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'RE CALLING THAT?

  • A “PENCE FENCE.” >> Reggie: YES!

  • AND FINALLY, EARLY THIS MORNING A CNN JOURNALIST REPORTING FROM

  • THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN WAS DISTRACTED FROM HIS BROADCAST BY

  • HAVING TO FEND OFF WILD RACCOONS.

  • HAVE A LOOK.

  • >> AAHHH!

  • -- .

  • >> James: I HONESTLY THINK THAT THE WHITE HOUSE HAS GONE

  • TOO FAR WITH NAIR ATTACKS ON THE PRESS.

  • I DO.

  • THE WILD RACCOONS CAME RIGHT UP TO THE

  • THE WILD RACCOONS CAME RIGHT UP TO THE REPORTER DURING THE

  • BROADCAST.

  • SO, CLEARLY, THE RACCOONS ON THE WHITE HOUSE GROUNDS AREN'T

  • AFRAID OF HUMANS.

  • BUT TAKE A LOOK AT THIS ONE RACCOON, HE CLEARLY HAS TO GO

  • NEAR THE OVAL OFFICE.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Reggie: THERE IS NO WAY

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Reggie: THERE IS NO WAY

  • THAT THAT IS REAL.

  • (LAUGHTER) (LAUGHTER)

  • (LAUGHTER) SEE IT AGAIN.

  • >> Reggie: THERE IS SOMETHING OFF ABOUT IT.

  • >> James: THERE IS SOMETHING OFF ABOUT IT.

  • >> Reggie: LOOK AT IT.

  • >> James: THAT GRAPHIC, THAT GRAPHIC HAS BEEN-- ALL DY, ALL

  • DAY WE'VE REHEARSED THE MONO AND BOTH TIMES WE HAVE DONE IT, THE

  • TBRASK IS NOT QUITE READY YET.

  • AND HOW DID IT TAKE THAT LONG.

  • (LAUGHTER) THERE IS NO WAY THAT CAN BE--

  • THERE IS NO WAY, NO WAY.

  • WELL, THERE IT IS.

  • THE END OF THE MONO.

♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: GOOD EVENING LADIES

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