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  • That's Mary Jane Watson

  • Boy do I love her. I want to tell her that, but she can never know how I feel

  • If anyone ever found out I'm Spiderman, she'd be in real danger. So I have to protect her, because, you know, responsibility

  • But I sure do love her... but no one can ever know that I'm Spiderman

  • Pizza time. Oh my gosh! Are you Spiderman!?

  • Happy birthday

  • It's my birthday!? I totally forgot!

  • Who forgets their birthday!?

  • I do! I'm... forgetful. I'm a forgetful genius. So what are you guys doing here?

  • We're we're here to celebrate your birthday.

  • What!? It's my birthday!?

  • Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seat belts

  • Here's a bright idea

  • Why don't you ask all these people not wearing safety goggles to step back to a safer distance before you just turn on

  • A tiny sunball for the first time, with never before tested robot arms!?

  • ugh fine

  • Okay, is that safe enough for you?

  • Here we go in three two one

  • One of us might have died!!

  • But I want to date girls uncle ben. It's not fair! MJ flirts with me

  • The landlord's daughter likes me and betty branch. I don't want to be spider-man can't have a girlfriend peter

  • You gotta just be

  • spider-man

  • It's unfair. I like girls. They're so pretty

  • Raindrops keep flashing on my face keep on splashing nothing's bothering

  • What the heck is that peter parker just freeze-framed after doing a dorky walk outside our window why i'm not sure

  • It looks like he's waiting for a transition

  • Are you waiting for a transition? Yeah, poor guy. I hope this dorky strut thing doesn't become a thing for him

  • Punch me I bleed

  • Do you love me

  • I um, uh don't spices look out

  • Whoa

  • what the

  • Kiss her, you dummy! What's happening?

  • Who stopped that car I threw with that kid that I was trying to talk to just a couple of amazing friends of spider-man

  • Hey, I know you I thought you left

  • Well, I was going to let you stop this train and then catch you right after but then I thought now's good

  • Anybody got any other bright ideas, here's a bright idea every man

  • You killed my father

  • Prepare to die. Dude. Your dad was the green goblin. He died trying to kill me liar. It's true

  • I can't let this go on set any longer

  • Harry, I never wanted to have to tell you this because I was afraid it would hurt you too much

  • There's no question your father died by his own hand. You are so fired

  • I'm just kidding

  • Thank you so much for telling me. I was about to kill my best friend, dude

  • These things have turned you into something you're not

  • Listen to me now

  • Listen to me now

  • They didn't listen turns out my arms are really really mean I think you mean evil and annoying

  • Look at what's happening, we must destroy it the river drown it

  • I'll do it

  • You mean you want me to move out of the way so you can do something that will make you kill yourself

  • What why would I do that?

  • Because you know my identity now and it creates a huge problem for me if you stay alive after this point

  • It's this whole thing. I have to deal with every day. What are you talking about? No, it's because I have these robot arms

  • What are you gonna do spray webs at it you go save your girlfriend and keep me from sinking mj. Still here. Yes. Oh, okay

  • You're spiderman

  • Hey

  • Whoa that looked good. Okay. I'm ready. Let's get out of here

  • Thanks peter no prob doc

  • Now you promise you're not going to tell anyone who I am, right?

  • I won't and you're going to turn yourself in for all the bad things. You did. Uh

  • Sure, if that's what you want to hear. Okay. See ya

  • Mj. I've come to rescue you. It's me your fiance

  • Why are you making out with spider-man?

  • Why are you making out with spider-man?

  • Spider-man ruins wedding this guy just gets worse every day first. He wreaks havoc on new york city, then. He sets dock free now

  • He's stolen my son's fiance which actually ended up saving me a lot of money

  • But he's a menace a menace. I tell you isn't that right peter. Oh, yeah

  • He's the worst

  • That's what she said

  • But keep it secret

  • Oh, she'll be dead. Well, guess what? He's willing to risk it

  • That spider-man he's willing to risk it. He'll risk it for the biscuits. He's willing to risk it

  • for the biscuit

  • No

  • That's a good line i'm gonna use that oh, please don't

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