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Excuse me, lieutenant.
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Is there something wrong?
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Yes, ma'am, the data on the mig is inaccurate.
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How's that, lieutenant?
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Well, I just happened to see a mig-28 do--
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We, we.
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Sorry, goose.
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We...Happened to see a mig-28 do a four-g negative dive.
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Where did you see this?
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That's classified.
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It's what?
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It's classified.
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I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
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Lieutenant, I have top-secret clearance.
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The pentagon sees to it that I know more than you.
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Well, ma'am, it doesn't seem so in this case, now, does it?
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So, lieutenant...
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Where exactly were you?
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Well, we... Thank you.
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...Started up on his 6
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When he pulled through the clouds,
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And then I moved in above him.
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Well, if you were directly above him,
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How could you see him?
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Because I was inverted.
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( coughs ): Bullshit.
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( group snickers )
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Goose: No, he was, man.
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It was a really great move. He was inverted.
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You were in a four-g...
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Inverted dive with a mig-28?
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Yes, ma'am.
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At what range?
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No-- about two meters.
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It was actually about one and a half, I think.
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It was one and a half. I've got a great polaroid of it.
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He's right there. It must be one and a half.
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Maverick: It was a nice picture. Lieutenant.
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Goose: Thanks, I like my pictures.
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What were you doing there?
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( clears throat ) communicating.
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Communicating.
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Keeping up foreign relations.
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I was, uh...
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...You know, giving him the bird.
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You know, the finger.
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Yes, I know the finger, goose.
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I-I'm sorry, I hate it when it does that. I'm sorry.
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( both chuckling )
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Excuse me.
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So you're the one.
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Yes, ma'am.
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All right, gentlemen, we have a hop to take.
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The hard deck on this hop will be 10,000 feet.
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There'll be no engagement below that.