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  • Thanks for coming, Jim.

  • Things your week off, right?

  • Yeah.

  • We're off for the week.

  • So big of you to come by here in your spare time.

  • Join us in our little world.

  • It's nice that way.

  • You know, I was looking at the at the clip and it begs the question, Where do you and this is?

  • You know, people in comedy always get these questions, but this character actually begs the question.

  • Where do you get a night idea?

  • Like I know, goat boy, that's what I'll dio.

  • People always ask me where you get that crazy goat thing.

  • Well, what happened was you were hanging around with prospectors.

  • There's gold in them there, Hills hang around with normal people and they won't talk like that.

  • So what happened was a couple years ago when I lived on the road doing stand up just always going to zoos.

  • That was like, my favorite thing.

  • It's one time.

  • First time in L.

  • A.

  • A friend brought me to the L A zoo in the L.

  • A zoo.

  • There's about 40 goats there now.

  • I'm not gonna lie to you.

  • We had we had a couple of drinks.

  • Well, let's have a couple of drinks hang out.

  • That's what a lot of people do is they have a couple of drinks and then they go to the zoo.

  • Exact big, big thing.

  • So we go there now.

  • I don't know if you ever done this, but if you stand in front of the goat section now, here's two morons.

  • I can answer this question now.

  • No e eso Here we are.

  • Two more on stand there and for entertainment.

  • We just stood and mimic the goats for, like, 45 minutes.

  • Just stay in like two idiots is going.

  • Let me do it this time.

  • Every time we do that the go I don't know if the goats start with, like a goat God or something, they would be Oh, crazy.

  • You're like 40 different goats, we dio.

  • But there was this one old goat in the back and he couldn't really do it Way Go!

  • Come on, Mr Goat.

  • You couldn't do it way.

  • So finally we like, grab the old goat like come here, Mr Goat.

  • You could do it Now.

  • Come on.

  • It's still like two idiots going, and then we owe finally getting like a little sip of beer.

  • Come here two minutes later.

  • Just looked as win man.

  • Hey.

  • Just needed the whole he needed.

  • That's all he needed.

  • So that's where they're crazy.

  • You were clearly a guy with a lot of time on his hands.

  • I think a little too much time.

  • I could only make fun of these goats for another hour.

  • And then then I really got to get moving.

  • I got other stuff I gotta dio and then got worse as the night went on, you know?

  • Then we started hitting the bars and then with the goats with the goats for the goats along with us.

  • And go.

  • Hey, man, could we get a Budweiser, please?

  • Thes freaks going?

  • Uh, yeah.

  • So that's where the crazy go.

  • Now, you dio you do.

  • Ah, damn.

  • Fine Joe Pesci impression that you do on the program.

  • And And I was curious.

  • Yeah, I was.

  • Mr.

  • Pesci is with us in the crowd.

  • I was curious if you, uh because you know, when you do an impression or something like that, you always think Is the guy himself going to see it and contact?

  • Have you ever actually had any contact from worried about what happened was I got a call and one of the guys that came out of someone online for you, for me or who is it?

  • Just pick it up.

  • So pick up the phone.

  • Anything?

  • Yeah.

  • Who's this?

  • Like, Uhh.

  • Who's this?

  • You know who it is?

  • Your dirty rat fink mutter, sitting here busting my chops weekend the week.

  • Uh, what do you think you're doing on that show over there?

  • I was like, Listen, man, I'm just I'm just I'm just trying to do a job job.

  • You don't know what the job is.

  • I'm out there busting my horns on sets and you got a bat in your bussing people.

  • First of all, you don't even sound like me.

  • Your back's so then I was like, e think I sound like you a little bit.

  • E have to admit, though he didn't really he didn't really call.

  • No.

  • Okay, I'm sorry.

  • You're gonna get a you know, it's great if you're gonna get a call now he's gonna call, right?

  • Shut up.

  • Yeah, I believe you.

  • Now, because really is gonna call.

  • You're gonna get a call tomorrow.

  • They're gonna like someone on the phone You're gonna get on the phone and yeah, You know what?

  • You stick to that angry goat angry goat will be calling you Capecchi the Goat.

  • Hey, man, man.

  • Now, where you Where you from?

  • Where do you hail from?

  • I grew up in Long Island, Long Island.

  • Yeah, that's the lowest E grew up in the United States of America.

  • Anybody?

  • Thank you.

  • Sorry, but I had to arrest you for that.

  • That's okay.

  • That's alright.

  • I was looking for that search.

  • Blowed anybody?

  • Long Island.

  • That's the worst when no one in the audience is Yeah, I'm from zinc tie.

  • China and anybody you know, Just this isn't I China guy s.

  • I grew up in Long Island, you know.

  • Are your parents really?

  • They must be proud.

  • See my dad?

  • What did this time we got nothing impresses him at all.

  • Whatsoever is like a you know, World War two vet.

  • You know, I'm like dad stings on staying.

  • What kind of name is that?

  • You know.

  • So the first show of the year I got Senate live, I was really happy.

  • I met Lorne Michaels, Producer, The creator Senate live.

  • Who are, you know, very intimidating.

  • I flew.

  • I flew my parents up from Florida.

  • My dad, you know, he doesn't.

  • Can I see him?

  • Mama, I got cut from the first show.

  • No big deal.

  • It happens.

  • Absolutely.

  • It happens now.

  • My dad, though, it's a different story now.

  • We're at the aftermath party, bond.

  • I see Lorne Michaels coming up very intense.

  • You know, this is a guy that's starting the career of my life, and I go out.

  • Dad, come here.

  • I want you to meet Lorne Michaels.

  • It's this guy, uh, What's his name?

  • George Lauren.

  • Dad, please don't screw this up on me.

  • So here comes Lauren.

  • I go.

  • Lorne, this is my father.

  • Dad, This Lorne Michaels, my dad goes, you know, flew up from Florida.

  • See, the kid on the show wasn't even on the darn show.

  • What the heck was that s Oh, you're really embarrassed.

  • You know, this is, like, horrifying that Lauren was really cool.

  • He was like, You know, I can assure you will be on next week and my dad goes Wait, Something you're talking to?

  • Thurston Howell, The third love.

  • You do like the worst Lord.

  • Eso Lauren goes.

  • You know, I can assure you, Mr Brewer, he'll be on next week.

  • He goes next week.

  • Little good.

  • They'll do me.

  • I'm not gonna be here next week.

  • Big shot.

  • A step?

  • Yeah, we'll talk about this another.

  • And then And then Joe Pesci comes in and Joe, Hey, he's gonna be No Misha.

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, man.

  • Well, it's good that he's that way.

  • He's not starstruck.

  • He's not Start.

  • He's not star struck.

  • A good way to be.

  • Okay, well, sound out.

  • Live April 12th.

  • The show that's coming up is with host Rob Lowe and musical guests.

  • The Spice Girls watch.

  • And that will be next week.

  • All right.

  • Hey, thanks for coming.

  • Doing the show.

  • Very nice to have you funny, guys.

Thanks for coming, Jim.

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Jim Breuer’s "Damn Fine" Joe Pesci Impression - "Late Night With Conan O'Brien"

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