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  • back, Everybody back.

  • Billy Lett's set this up for a second.

  • You are for anyone who doesn't know you are very serious about baseball.

  • About Yankees.

  • Yeah, the Yankees.

  • Yeah, in particular.

  • It actually got me into being a baseball player in high school out of Long Island on.

  • Then, when I went to college in West Virginia, a little bit got me into stand up comedy and theater.

  • E was playing second base and the men of first slow ground ball to short with your hate because you know, you're gonna get dumped on a double play and I'm there and I go to make the turn and all I saw was this uniform.

  • But right there and I got dumped up in here.

  • And as I was coming down Cone and I sort of sign that said, auditions Today, my instagram like I better do that.

  • The comedy thing?

  • Yeah, you hung out at you, You know, of course, George Steinberg.

  • You've got to actually sit in the box.

  • The world Siri's.

  • Later I started.

  • I met Joe Torre.

  • I spoke with Mickey Mantle day last year when they unveiled Mickey's Memorial, and Joseph debt was really good at anything we could do.

  • I said, Well, can I work out with the team once?

  • He said, Yeah, we're gonna Anaheim.

  • You're gonna be out there.

  • So I worked out with them, and then I started calling Joe Torry on the phone.

  • He gave me his numbers during the course of the pennant drive and became a thing like, we were superstitious.

  • I'd call them, they'd win, I'd call him, you know, that kind of thing.

  • And then I ended up.

  • They invited me to the World Series.

  • I'm sitting in Mr Steinbrenner's box and there's a weird combination.

  • The great Joe DiMaggio and Henry Kissinger on Set.

  • You winces, and I'm not sure I e like the game e s.

  • So now I had met Mr Kissinger about 10 years earlier on the Concorde flying toe London when I was doing Saturday Night Live and I ended up sitting next to the plane is very small.

  • You've been on it yesterday on the Concorde, so he's sitting next to me, and it's very tight, and I'm Henry Kissinger, and I'm looking at him going.

  • What did the chicks think about this guy?

  • He was like a big ladies man.

  • He was a very big ladies with older respect.

  • I don't get it.

  • Oh, no one will hear that.

  • Don't worry.

  • And he's.

  • May I say something?

  • Thio?

  • Sure.

  • I've been thinking about this for a while.

  • I want to say something.

  • Thio E said what?

  • So he goes.

  • You look marvelous.

  • Eso Now, uh, now it's 10 years later, I'm in.

  • I'm in.

  • Steinbrenner's box is the sixth game of the world Siri's And there he is.

  • And he's all good to see you again.

  • So nice to see you, Mr Happy.

  • Hey, says I want them to get my wife.

  • Honey, come here.

  • Look who's here, Honey, come here.

  • Look who's here.

  • Billy Joel, Say hello.

  • Uh huh.

  • So the first came into Siri's.

  • And the Yankees are losing 11 of one or something, you know, and he turns to Mr DiMaggio.

  • Houthis.

  • You know, this is the greatest hero, you know, And and he says to him, Yankees is stinking up the door and goes, Hey, Joe, suit up on I said it was great.

  • Senior Yankee Stadium said Yeah, well, nice to see Dr Kissinger said.

  • No, I'm not the ballpark.

  • Call me Hank.

  • Got a sense of humor little bit.

  • A little bit.

  • Well, should we show this thing we got right?

  • We, uh, any set up we need for this.

  • We have to tell you your staff is great, and you're great.

  • We did this, so last minute.

  • Yeah.

  • Sorry you couldn't make it on it literally.

  • We finished playing 2.

  • 30 this afternoon, and here we are, a couple of Well, I haven't even seen it yet because they edited this thing pretty quick and we did about an hour and something.

  • So I we have not seen you have no idea what's happened, but we'll take a look at our little trip Thio to Yankee Stadium.

  • All right, we're here in Yankee Stadium.

  • Uh, Billy Crystal got us in.

  • Thank you, Billy.

  • You would know this is very hard for you.

  • Is that you're a Boston Red Sox fan.

  • I grew up in Boston, and when I was a kid, I used to watch, uh, the Red Sox come here and play the Yankees.

  • And I was told as a kid, and we believed it that if a Red Sox fan came to Yankee Stadium, they'd be murdered, and then we found out you'd actually You don't have to be a Red Sox fan.

  • You could just come here and anyone could be murdered.

  • Yeah, this is a handgun night here.

  • There's some other good public beating night, so I took Tino Martinez is back because he's got 14 home runs and, like, way too many R b ice.

  • That's pretty good.

  • Thistles.

  • Shemp spat.

  • Yeah, this is Pat Kelly from the Yankees.

  • Up with that.

  • So fat you're on national television.

  • Show us what you got my ability.

  • That stupid?

  • Yeah, like right.

  • I wanna wanna picture.

  • Not a glass of water.

  • Uh huh.

  • Right.

  • Here's your Stransky.

  • No, she's who into the seeds.

  • Into the seeds.

  • That's Tommy tune.

  • Why did the hands hurt so incredibly when you hit the ball?

  • Because you have very soft.

  • Oh, I love him.

  • Here's why.

  • Actually show him what I made of.

  • I think you look like Marlena Dietrich after crying episode.

  • That's what I always wanted to turn a double play.

  • So maybe we'll get a chance to do that as it's more fun continues just Oh, yeah.

  • Did you see The kid from Boston dropped the ball, Mr.

  • Soft Hands on it.

  • Catch the ball.

  • It was Billy's fault.

  • What?

  • It was right there.

  • No, you did it all wrong.

  • Get those little talk show hands.

  • Look at all the mail.

  • This is all I'm guessing mail for.

  • Darrelle.

  • Look at that Darryl Strawberry.

  • Darryl Strawberry till share my I.

  • R.

  • S Sure you don't even need an address to get to Darryl Strawberry.

  • You just right?

  • Darryl Strawberry, and it gets here.

  • That's impressive.

  • Time cards.

  • Oh, do they punch out after again?

  • I don't know.

  • Got a magazine open.

  • One of his letter.

  • You want me to open it?

  • Open one of the e?

  • No.

  • If you're telling me to do it, Yeah, do the house.

  • I'm just a guest.

  • That kind of ability after.

  • Yeah, it's just someone who wants him to sign his card.

  • That's nice.

  • That's cool enough.

  • You know, I'm gonna get a real treat for this kid.

  • I'm gonna sign it and send Xena be real treatment.

  • So it'll be excited when someone explains who I am now.

  • Everything.

  • Darryl, this Mariano.

  • Four lettuce.

  • Yeah, And look, they're all in his handwriting.

  • He writes from Stop suspicious.

  • I do that.

  • That's the saddest thing.

  • You can Dio Look at this.

  • Here, look, This is gonna get someone in trouble.

  • The Yankees stole a shopping carts from Gristedes Market.

  • This is it.

  • George finds out about this.

  • This guy's traded whoever Did I think it was, George?

  • I think I think George saw a way to save What is this?

  • Probably worth $38.

  • 88 bucks in.

  • This is interesting to have a little box in the middle of the club.

  • Yeah, it saves time, actually, he before the game.

  • Yeah.

  • Why go all the way into the men's room when you got the box?

  • Yeah.

  • Can you help me with the pronunciation?

  • That's a material disease, I believe.

  • Master possible.

  • Yeah.

  • You don't want to get that?

  • No.

  • How do you explain to you?

  • Why did you got master possible?

  • This is a grown man, Wade.

  • Boxes 37 38 years old and yet the upper left hand corner.

  • Little stuff.

  • That's a cry for help.

  • If there ever was 15 members only.

  • So let's go.

  • Let's go.

  • Wow.

  • Health food.

  • Let's see the players stay in shape.

  • Sugar cookies.

  • You got your Skippy says Hey, look at this.

  • Come still.

  • Okay, Eyes.

  • That's a good one.

  • Hey, you got home, huh?

  • Ah, that was a lot of fun.

  • Great fun.

  • Very nice.

  • A Ah, that was fun.

  • And a pretty cool.

  • You guys did a great job on a really note.

  • So on a real note, you were really very touched to be there.

  • I mean, you've been there before, but you just First of all, you played great.

  • But you just were like a kid in the candy store.

  • Isn't it the best?

  • It's one of the best places in the world is like this huge synagogue would grass.

  • You know, it was like the best place I love that place.

  • I grew up going there.

  • You know, my first came in 1956.

  • You love a team.

  • Like I love this team, you know, and you love the game, and you play a little bit, but then you get you know, you saw your ad on that infield and Phil Rizzuto played their holy cow and o e I gotta tell you, it's unbelievable.

  • Yeah, it was a It was a good time for us to, and I'm like I saw saying today we don't have access to many places.

  • So if you could just get us into places from now on, where do you want to go?

  • I'd like a remote in France, actually, Just me and Andy.

  • You take us to France and we eat in the finest restaurants.

  • I know some people.

  • All right, I'm looking forward to that.

  • I showed up on France's doorstep before, and then just Yeah, go now.

  • We're just gonna be us anyway.

  • Oh, no, Me, Andi.

  • Way France.

  • All right, Billy Crystal, we can't thank you enough.

  • And best of luck with the movie.

  • I hear great things about it and come on back sometime.

  • We'll definitely crystal everybody walk down entre documents coming up.

  • We'll be right back.

back, Everybody back.

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