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back, Everybody back.
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Billy Lett's set this up for a second.
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You are for anyone who doesn't know you are very serious about baseball.
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About Yankees.
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Yeah, the Yankees.
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Yeah, in particular.
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It actually got me into being a baseball player in high school out of Long Island on.
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Then, when I went to college in West Virginia, a little bit got me into stand up comedy and theater.
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E was playing second base and the men of first slow ground ball to short with your hate because you know, you're gonna get dumped on a double play and I'm there and I go to make the turn and all I saw was this uniform.
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But right there and I got dumped up in here.
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And as I was coming down Cone and I sort of sign that said, auditions Today, my instagram like I better do that.
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The comedy thing?
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Yeah, you hung out at you, You know, of course, George Steinberg.
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You've got to actually sit in the box.
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The world Siri's.
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Later I started.
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I met Joe Torre.
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I spoke with Mickey Mantle day last year when they unveiled Mickey's Memorial, and Joseph debt was really good at anything we could do.
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I said, Well, can I work out with the team once?
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He said, Yeah, we're gonna Anaheim.
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You're gonna be out there.
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So I worked out with them, and then I started calling Joe Torry on the phone.
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He gave me his numbers during the course of the pennant drive and became a thing like, we were superstitious.
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I'd call them, they'd win, I'd call him, you know, that kind of thing.
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And then I ended up.
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They invited me to the World Series.
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I'm sitting in Mr Steinbrenner's box and there's a weird combination.
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The great Joe DiMaggio and Henry Kissinger on Set.
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You winces, and I'm not sure I e like the game e s.
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So now I had met Mr Kissinger about 10 years earlier on the Concorde flying toe London when I was doing Saturday Night Live and I ended up sitting next to the plane is very small.
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You've been on it yesterday on the Concorde, so he's sitting next to me, and it's very tight, and I'm Henry Kissinger, and I'm looking at him going.
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What did the chicks think about this guy?
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He was like a big ladies man.
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He was a very big ladies with older respect.
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I don't get it.
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Oh, no one will hear that.
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Don't worry.
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And he's.
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May I say something?
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Thio?
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Sure.
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I've been thinking about this for a while.
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I want to say something.
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Thio E said what?
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So he goes.
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You look marvelous.
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Eso Now, uh, now it's 10 years later, I'm in.
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I'm in.
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Steinbrenner's box is the sixth game of the world Siri's And there he is.
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And he's all good to see you again.
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So nice to see you, Mr Happy.
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Hey, says I want them to get my wife.
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Honey, come here.
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Look who's here, Honey, come here.
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Look who's here.
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Billy Joel, Say hello.
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Uh huh.
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So the first came into Siri's.
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And the Yankees are losing 11 of one or something, you know, and he turns to Mr DiMaggio.
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Houthis.
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You know, this is the greatest hero, you know, And and he says to him, Yankees is stinking up the door and goes, Hey, Joe, suit up on I said it was great.
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Senior Yankee Stadium said Yeah, well, nice to see Dr Kissinger said.
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No, I'm not the ballpark.
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Call me Hank.
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Got a sense of humor little bit.
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A little bit.
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Well, should we show this thing we got right?
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We, uh, any set up we need for this.
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We have to tell you your staff is great, and you're great.
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We did this, so last minute.
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Yeah.
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Sorry you couldn't make it on it literally.
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We finished playing 2.
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30 this afternoon, and here we are, a couple of Well, I haven't even seen it yet because they edited this thing pretty quick and we did about an hour and something.
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So I we have not seen you have no idea what's happened, but we'll take a look at our little trip Thio to Yankee Stadium.
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All right, we're here in Yankee Stadium.
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Uh, Billy Crystal got us in.
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Thank you, Billy.
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You would know this is very hard for you.
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Is that you're a Boston Red Sox fan.
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I grew up in Boston, and when I was a kid, I used to watch, uh, the Red Sox come here and play the Yankees.
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And I was told as a kid, and we believed it that if a Red Sox fan came to Yankee Stadium, they'd be murdered, and then we found out you'd actually You don't have to be a Red Sox fan.
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You could just come here and anyone could be murdered.
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Yeah, this is a handgun night here.
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There's some other good public beating night, so I took Tino Martinez is back because he's got 14 home runs and, like, way too many R b ice.
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That's pretty good.
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Thistles.
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Shemp spat.
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Yeah, this is Pat Kelly from the Yankees.
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Up with that.
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So fat you're on national television.
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Show us what you got my ability.
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That stupid?
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Yeah, like right.
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I wanna wanna picture.
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Not a glass of water.
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Uh huh.
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Right.
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Here's your Stransky.
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No, she's who into the seeds.
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Into the seeds.
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That's Tommy tune.
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Why did the hands hurt so incredibly when you hit the ball?
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Because you have very soft.
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Oh, I love him.
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Here's why.
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Actually show him what I made of.
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I think you look like Marlena Dietrich after crying episode.
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That's what I always wanted to turn a double play.
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So maybe we'll get a chance to do that as it's more fun continues just Oh, yeah.
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Did you see The kid from Boston dropped the ball, Mr.
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Soft Hands on it.
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Catch the ball.
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It was Billy's fault.
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What?
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It was right there.
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No, you did it all wrong.
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Get those little talk show hands.
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Look at all the mail.
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This is all I'm guessing mail for.
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Darrelle.
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Look at that Darryl Strawberry.
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Darryl Strawberry till share my I.
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R.
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S Sure you don't even need an address to get to Darryl Strawberry.
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You just right?
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Darryl Strawberry, and it gets here.
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That's impressive.
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Time cards.
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Oh, do they punch out after again?
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I don't know.
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Got a magazine open.
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One of his letter.
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You want me to open it?
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Open one of the e?
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No.
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If you're telling me to do it, Yeah, do the house.
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I'm just a guest.
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That kind of ability after.
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Yeah, it's just someone who wants him to sign his card.
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That's nice.
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That's cool enough.
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You know, I'm gonna get a real treat for this kid.
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I'm gonna sign it and send Xena be real treatment.
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So it'll be excited when someone explains who I am now.
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Everything.
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Darryl, this Mariano.
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Four lettuce.
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Yeah, And look, they're all in his handwriting.
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He writes from Stop suspicious.
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I do that.
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That's the saddest thing.
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You can Dio Look at this.
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Here, look, This is gonna get someone in trouble.
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The Yankees stole a shopping carts from Gristedes Market.
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This is it.
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George finds out about this.
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This guy's traded whoever Did I think it was, George?
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I think I think George saw a way to save What is this?
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Probably worth $38.
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88 bucks in.
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This is interesting to have a little box in the middle of the club.
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Yeah, it saves time, actually, he before the game.
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Yeah.
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Why go all the way into the men's room when you got the box?
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Yeah.
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Can you help me with the pronunciation?
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That's a material disease, I believe.
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Master possible.
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Yeah.
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You don't want to get that?
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No.
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How do you explain to you?
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Why did you got master possible?
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This is a grown man, Wade.
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Boxes 37 38 years old and yet the upper left hand corner.
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Little stuff.
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That's a cry for help.
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If there ever was 15 members only.
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So let's go.
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Let's go.
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Wow.
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Health food.
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Let's see the players stay in shape.
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Sugar cookies.
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You got your Skippy says Hey, look at this.
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Come still.
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Okay, Eyes.
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That's a good one.
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Hey, you got home, huh?
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Ah, that was a lot of fun.
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Great fun.
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Very nice.
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A Ah, that was fun.
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And a pretty cool.
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You guys did a great job on a really note.
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So on a real note, you were really very touched to be there.
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I mean, you've been there before, but you just First of all, you played great.
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But you just were like a kid in the candy store.
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Isn't it the best?
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It's one of the best places in the world is like this huge synagogue would grass.
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You know, it was like the best place I love that place.
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I grew up going there.
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You know, my first came in 1956.
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You love a team.
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Like I love this team, you know, and you love the game, and you play a little bit, but then you get you know, you saw your ad on that infield and Phil Rizzuto played their holy cow and o e I gotta tell you, it's unbelievable.
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Yeah, it was a It was a good time for us to, and I'm like I saw saying today we don't have access to many places.
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So if you could just get us into places from now on, where do you want to go?
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I'd like a remote in France, actually, Just me and Andy.
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You take us to France and we eat in the finest restaurants.
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I know some people.
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All right, I'm looking forward to that.
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I showed up on France's doorstep before, and then just Yeah, go now.
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We're just gonna be us anyway.
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Oh, no, Me, Andi.
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Way France.
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All right, Billy Crystal, we can't thank you enough.
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And best of luck with the movie.
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I hear great things about it and come on back sometime.
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We'll definitely crystal everybody walk down entre documents coming up.
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We'll be right back.