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♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
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WELCOME BACK.
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LET'S SAY HI TO JON BATISTE.
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HELLO, JON!
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>> Jon: HELLO, STEPHEN.
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WHAT'S THE WORD.
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>> Stephen: WHAT'S THE WORD, THUNDER?
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YOU'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT AD.
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I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT AD.
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THUNDERBIRD WINE.
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>> Jon: OH, NO, I LIKE THAT.
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I LIKE THAT, WHAT'S THE WORD, THUNDERBIRD.
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>> Stephen: WHAT'S THE PRICE 30 FOR A FULL QUART.
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THAT'S THE DEAL RIGHT THERE.
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>> Jon: TALK ABOUT THAT FRED SANFORD USED TO TALK ABOUT.
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>> Stephen: SHAM.
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ILE.
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CHAMPAGNE AND RIPPLE.
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CHAM-PIPPLE.
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YOU'RE-- YOU'RE-- YOU'RE SUCH A CHOIR BOY.
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YOU DON'T DRINK.
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YOU DON'T SMOKE.
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IT'S JUST YOU, THE PIANO, AND THE LORD ALL THE TIME.
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I ADMIRE THAT.
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>> Jon: YEAH, I WISH, I MEAN, SOMETHING ABOUT THE PIANO, WHEN
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YOU PLAY-- I WAS JUST PLAYING SOME OF THIS...
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♪ ♪ ♪ YOU GET HIGH OFF THAT.
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>> Stephen: YEAH.
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WHAT IS THAT?
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>> Jon: THAT'S PHILLIP GLASS "OPENING."
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>> Stephen: WHAT IS THAT?
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>> Jon: THAT'S FROM HIS VERY FIRST SOLO PIANO RECORD.
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IT WAS JUST HIS "PIANO WORKS," IT WAS CALLED.
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>> Stephen: JON, BEFORE WE GO ON WITH THE SHOW, DID YOU HAVE
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ANY AVANITY GUARD PIANO TO SHARE WITH US?
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( LAUGHS ).
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>> Jon: YEAH, OF COURSE, ALWAYS.
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LET'S SEE.
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>> Stephen: PLEASE.
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♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: ALWAYS A PLEASANT
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RESOLUTION.
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THANK YOU, JON.
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( LAUGHS ) JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY.
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>> Jon: YES, INDEED.
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>> Stephen: FOLKS, IN LESS THAN FIVE WEEKS, WE'RE HAVING WHAT
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MANY ARE CALLING THE MOST ELECTION OF OUR LIFETIME.
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BUT THERE'S MORE AT STAKE HERE THAN JUST GETTING RID OF DONALD
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TRUMP.
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THERE'S ALSO WINNING BACK THE SENATE AND GETTING RID OF
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SENATE MAJORITY LEADER AND FIVE POUNDS OF FACE IN A THREE-POUND
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MASK, MITCH McCONNELL.
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IF THE DEMOCRATS PICK UP FOUR SENATE SEATS, LOOKS LIKE
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McCONNELL WILL BE A BACK-BENCHER.
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THANKS TO TRUMP SHANKING THE PANDEMIC, REPUBLICANS ARE
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STRUGGLING IN A LOT OF RED STATES RACES.
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TAKE SOUTH CAROLINA SENATOR LINDSEY GRAHAM, SEEN HERE
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STUFFING THE LIES BACK IN.
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IN 2016, MY HOME STATE WENT TO DONALD TRUMP BY ALMOST 15
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POINTS, BUT THE LATEST POLLS OUT OF THE PALMETTO STATE HAVE
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"GRAHAM VIRTUALLY TIED WITH HIS DEMOCRATIC CHALLENGER, JAIME
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HARRISON."
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A HARRISON WIN WOULD BE AMAZING.
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IF LINDSEY GRAHAM GETS THROWN OUT, SOUTH CAROLINA WON'T HAVE
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ANYTHING LEFT TO EMBARRASS IT, OTHER THAN ADULT MEN WEARING
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MADRAS.
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A BIG REASON GRAHAM IS ON THE ROPES IS THE CASH, THE GREEN
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STUFF.
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HARRISON IS PULLING IN MASSIVE DONATIONS, SO NOW A TEARFUL
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GRAHAM HAS BEEN HITTING FOX NEWS TO PASS THE HAT.
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>> IF YOU WANT TO HELP ME AND OTHER REPUBLICANS, GET IN THE
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GAME.
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THEY ARE KILLING US FINANCIALLY.
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MY OPPONENT IS GOING TO RAISE $80 MILLION.
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I NEED CONSERVATIVES TO HELP ME.
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YOU NEED TO HELP US ALL.
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I'M BEING OUTSPENT FOUR TO ONE, OUTRAISED FIVE TO ONE.
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I NEED SOME HELP.
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HELP ME.
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THEY'RE KILLING ME MONEYWISE.
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HELP ME.
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YOU DID LAST WEEK.
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HELP ME AGAIN.
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>> Stephen: ( AS GRAHAM ) "HELP ME, PLEASE!
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I'LL DO ANYTHING.
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I THINK I'VE PROVEN THAT: OPPOSE TRUMP, SUPPORT TRUMP.
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I CAN'T SELL MY SOUL TO THE DEVIL.
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HE KNOWS THAT THING IS A WORTHLESS HUSK!
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THE DEVIL LOW-BALLED ME.
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AND I ALSO DON'T HAVE ANY BALLS."
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JON LITHGOW.
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I GAVE THEM TO TRUMP!