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  • >> James: GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO "THE

  • LATE LATE SHOW."

  • I HOPE EVERYONE HAD A NICE TUESDAY.

  • AS I EXPLAINED LAST NIGHT, I'M NOT IN THE STUDIO.

  • I'VE BEEN EXPOSED TO SOMEONE WHO HAS COVID-19.

  • I'VE TESTED NEGATIVE, I FEEL COMPLETELY FINE, BUT TO BE

  • EXTRA CAUTIOUS, I'LL BE SPENDING THE NEXT FEW DAYS IN QUARANTINE

  • AWAY FROM THE STUDIO.

  • BELIEVE ME, THIS IS NOT HOW I IMAGINED IT WHEN PEOPLE TOLD ME

  • I COULD START PHONING IT IN AFTER FIVE SEASONS.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) IT REALLY ISN'T.

  • I'M ON A ZOOM CALL, WHICH IS BEING PLAYED ON A TV IN THE

  • STUDIO, AND THAT TV IS BEING FILMED FROM NINE DIFFERENT

  • ANGLES BY PROFESSIONAL CAMERAMEN.

  • SO, YOU KNOW, BUSINESS AS USUAL FOR THE YEAR 2020.

  • BUT WE HAVE A FUN SHOW PLANNED FOR YOU TONIGHT.

  • WE'LL BE TALKING TO THE ALWAYS HILARIOUS RAINN WILSON, THEN WE

  • HAVE A PERFORMANCE FROM ANTHONY RAMOS THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO

  • MISS.

  • AND TOM, ONE OF OUR WRITERS, IS ALSO HERE TONIGHT.

  • THANKS FOR BEING HERE, TOM.

  • YOU WERE ON THE SHOW LAST NIGHT.

  • >> GOOD TO BE BACK IS THAT I IMAGINE IT'S GONE CRAZY FOR YOU,

  • THE REACTION AFTER LAST NIGHT, RIGHT?

  • >> I MEAN, IT'S HUGE.

  • I'M NOT GOING TO LIE, THERE WAS SOME BUZZ ONLINE.

  • BY THAT, I MEAN I GOT A MESSAGE FROM MY TENTH GRADE HISTORY

  • TEACHER ON LinkedIn.

  • >> James: THAT'S A WIN.

  • I THINK YOU WILL BE GONE BY THE END OF THE WEEK.

  • YOU WILL BE TEARING UP THE CONTRACT, I'M OUT OF HERE.

  • I'M ON-SCREEN TALENT NOW.

  • >> WHEN THEY ASKED ME TO COME BACK AFTER DAY TWO, I FELT LIKE

  • WALK AWAY.

  • IT WAS LIKE SEINFELD IN '98, JUST WALK AWAY.

  • >> James: THAT'S WHAT I FELT AFTER THE PAUL McCARTNEY

  • AIRED.

  • REGGIE, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

  • WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY?

  • HOUSE OF YOUR MORNING?

  • >> Reggie: I GOT UP, I DID SOME HANKY-PANKY.

  • >> James: DID YOU?

  • >> Reggie: YEAH, JUST A LITTLE BIT.

  • >> James: NOW, I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS A BRITISH AND AMERICAN

  • THING -- >> Reggie: DEPENDS.

  • YOU KNOW, HANKY-PANKY.

  • >> James: BUT IS THAT THE SAME?

  • >> Reggie: OH, YEAH.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) WELL, CONGRATS.

  • CONGRATS.

  • >> Reggie: THANKS.

  • >> James: I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN A GOOD MOOD WHEN YOU WERE

  • TEXTING ME EARLIER.

  • YOU WERE TEXTING ME HEARTS AND KISSES ALL OVER.

  • NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY.

  • >> Reggie: EXACTLY, A HANKY-PANKY STARRING GENE

  • WILDER.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: WELL, THAT'S WHAT

  • YOU DID THIS MORNING.

  • >> Reggie: YEAH, WHAT DID YOU DO.

  • >> James: >> James: LET ME TELL YOU WHAT

  • THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES DID THIS MORNING.

  • >> Reggie: OKAY.

  • >> James: HE CALLED IN TO "FOX & FRIENDS"

  • AND ENDED UP CHATTING WITH THEM ON THE AIR FOR 47 MINUTES.

  • TO PUT THAT IN PERSPECTIVE, WITHOUT COMMERCIALS THIS SHOW

  • ISN'T EVEN 47 MINUTES LONG.

  • AND THINK ABOUT HOW LONG THIS FEELS.

  • AFTER 47 MINUTES OF TALKING ON FOX NEWS, TRUMP FINALLY HAD TO

  • GET OFF THE PHONE TO GO BACK TO HIS OTHER MAJOR RESPONSIBILITY--

  • WATCHING FOX NEWS.

  • 47 MINUTES!

  • I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ANYONE ON THE PHONE THAT LONG.

  • MY PARENTS LIVE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY AND IF I'M ON THE PHONE

  • WITH THEM FOR 47 MINUTES I'M LIKE, "UH HUH.

  • OKAY.

  • WELL, I'VE GOT TO-- UH HUH.

  • OH, OKAY.

  • WELL, I'VE GOT TO-- NO, GO AHEAD."

  • AND THEN I JUST END UP GOING, "UH, YOU'RE BREAKING UP."

  • AND THEN I JUST HANG UP.

  • AND THIS WAS AN ODD MOMENT DURING THE CALL.

  • AFTER TRUMP WAS ASKED ABOUT THE RECENT FOREST FIRES ON THE WEST

  • COAST, HE RESPONDED BY COMPARING TREES IN THE UNITED STATES TO

  • THE TREES IN EUROPE, AND HAD THIS TO SAY.

  • >> YOU HAVE FORESTS ALL OVER THE WORLD.

  • YOU DON'T HAVE FIRES LIKE YOU DO IN CALIFORNIA.

  • IN EUROPE THEY HAVE FOREST CITIES.

  • YOU LOOKT A COUNTRIES, AUSTRIA.

  • YOU LOOK AT SO MANY COUNTRIES, THEY LIVE IN THE FOREST, THEY'RE

  • CONSIDERED FOREST CITIES, SO MANY OF THEM, AND THEY DON'T

  • HAVE FIRES LIKE THIS, AND THEY HAVE MORE EXPLOSIVE TREES.

  • >> JAMES: "MORE EXPLOSIVE TREES."

  • YOU KNOW THOSE HOSTS ARE LIKE "DO WE TELL HIM?"

  • "NAH, JUST LET HIM GO WITH EXPLODING TREES BEING A THING."

  • FOREST CITIES.

  • EXPLOSIVE TREES.

  • I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT, BUT PUT VIN DIESEL IN

  • THAT MOVIE AND I WOULD 100% WATCH IT.

  • BY THE WAY, "EXPLOSIVE TREES" ALSO SOUNDS LIKE THE NEW STRAIN

  • OF WEED YOUR STEP-BROTHER HAS STARTED SELLING OUT OF HIS VAN.

  • TRUMP ALSO USED HIS TIME ON FOX AND FRIENDS TO REPEAT HIS

  • PROPOSAL THAT HE AND JOE BIDEN TAKE A DRUG TEST BEFORE THE

  • DEBATES, AND MADE A PRETTY BOLD ACCUSATION AGAINST BIDEN.

  • TAKE A LOOK.

  • > YOU HAVE SUGGESTED THAT JOE BIDEN SHOULD TAKE A DRUG TEST.

  • >> I DO.

  • I WOULD TAKE ONE, TOO.

  • YEAH, I WOULD -- >> DO YOU THINK HE'S TAKING SOME

  • SORT OF DRUGS TO PEP HIM UP?

  • >> I DO.

  • HE'S TAKING SOMETHING.

  • HE'S TAKING SOMETHING OR -- YOU KNOW, GIVES HIM SOME CLARITY.

  • >> James: GOOD, WE COULD USE SOME CLARITY IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) BUT IT MAKES SENSE THAT TRUMP

  • THINKS EVERYONE'S TAKING DRUGS.

  • IT'S SOMETHING YOU JUST ASSUME WHEN YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE

  • WHO BEHAVE LIKE THIS.

  • >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LEADERS AND FIGHTERS FOR FREEDOM AND

  • LIBERTY AND THE AMERICAN DREAM, THE BEST -- IS YET -- TO COME!

  • >> JAMES: OH, THE CLARITY.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) PRESIDENT TRUMP CONCLUDED THE

  • INTERVIEW BY SAYING HE PLANNED TO MAKE CALLING INTO FOX NEWS A

  • WEEKLY EVENT, AND THE RESPONSE WAS, WELL, AWKWARD.

  • HAVE A LOOK.

  • >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR STARTING YOUR DAY WITH "FOX

  • & FRIENDS."

  • >> OKAY, IT'S BEEN GREAT, THANK YOU.

  • >> WE'LL DO IT EVERY WEEK?

  • WE GOING TO DO IT EVERY WEEK?

  • >> I LOOK FORWARD TO IT, YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO DO IT EVERY WEEK.

  • EVERY MONDAY, THEY SAID.

  • IF WE CAN'T DO IT ON A MONDAY, WE'LL DO IT ON A TUESDAY LIKE WE

  • DID TODAY.

  • >> SOUNDS GOOD.

  • MR. PRESIDENT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

  • YOU MAY WANT TO DO IT EVERY WEEK, BUT FOX HAS NOT COMMITTED

  • TO THAT.

  • WE'RE GOING TO TAKE IT ON A BASE CASE-BY-CASE BASIS AND JOE

  • BIDEN IS WELCOME AS WELL TO JOIN US FOR 47 MINUTES, JUST LIKE WE

  • DID WITH THE PRESIDENT.

  • ( APPLAUSE ) >> James: I THINK TRUMP JUST

  • GOT FOXEN FRIEND-ZONED.

  • THERE'S AN AD CALLING ON PEOPLE TO SUPPORT OUR TROOPS.

  • BUT HERE'S THE THING, THE AD USES A PHOTO FEATURING FIGHTER

  • JETS AND WEAPONS USED BY THE RUSSIANS.

  • I WAS LOOKING AT THE STORY AND THOUGHT, IF THIS WAS A SITCOM,

  • IF YOU AND ME WERE PITCHING A SITCOM AND OUR MAIN CHARACTER

  • HAD TIES TO RUSSIA AND WAS ALSO THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED

  • STATES AND THEN SAID IN EPISODE 7, HE PUTS FORTH A PHOTO SAYING

  • SUPPORT OUR TROOPS AND IT'S RUSSIAN JETS AND SOLDIER, WEB,

  • LIKE, NO ONE WOULD DO THAT.

  • IT'S TOO FAR FETCHED.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) MAYBE THE GRAPHIC DESIGNER WAS

  • ON A TIGHT DEADLINE.

  • YOU KNOW, HE OR SHE WAS JUST...

  • RUSHIN'.

  • GET IT, GUYS?

  • RUSHIN'?

  • AM I ON MUTE?

  • >> Reggie: NICE.

  • >> James: IS THIS WORKING?

  • GUYS?

  • DID YOU -- >> Reggie: NICE.

  • >> James: DID YOU HEAR WHAT I -- YOU HEARD IT, RIGHT, HAGAR?

  • >> I WAS LAUGHING.

  • THAT WAS FUNNY.

  • >> James: DIDN'T FEEL LIKE IT.

  • SUSAN.

  • SUSAN WILL BE HONEST.

  • >> YES.

  • >> James: SUSAN, DID YOU GET THE JOKE.

  • >> YES, IT WAS HILARIOUS.

  • I LAUGHED.

  • I LAUGHED.

  • >> James: NO, BECAUSE, SUSAN, I DON'T THINK YOU COMPLETELY GOT

  • IT BECAUSE WHAT IT IS -- LET ME GO BACK.

  • THE PICTURE, THEY ARE RUSSIAN, JUST REMEMBER THAT, RUSSIAN, AND

  • THEN I SAID THE GRAPHIC DESIGNER WAS PROBABLY RUSHIN'.

  • >> IN A HURRY, YES.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: THAT'S WHAT I'M

  • SAYING.

  • I THINK IT'S -- ( WHISTLES )

  • -- IT'S GONE OVER YOUR HEADS.

  • AND HERE'S SOME ODD NEWS.

  • THE CITY OF OPALOCKA, FLORIDA, JUST OVERTURNED A 13-YEAR BAN

  • ON-- AND WE'RE NOT MAKING THIS UP-- SAGGY PANTS.

  • I'M GLAD THIS LAW IS OVERTURNED.

  • FINALLY, FLORIDA SENIORS ARE FREE TO GO BACK TO THEIR JENCO

  • GENES.

  • >> Reggie: OH, MY GOD.

  • WOW.

  • IT WAS AN UPHILL BATTLE GETTING THIS DONE.

  • YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO REPEAL A LAW AGAINST SHOWING YOUR

  • UNDERWEAR?

  • LEGAL BRIEFS.

  • (RIMSHOT) HE LOST IT WITH THE RUSHIN' BUT

  • BACK WITH THE LEGAL BRIEFS.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) AND FINALLY, WE HAD TO TELL YOU

  • ABOUT THIS.

  • REESE'S IS INTRODUCING A NEW BIG CUP, WHICH IS A PEANUT BUTTER

  • CUP WITH PIECES OF POTATO CHIPS.

  • THIS SEEMS LIKE THE RIGHT PRODUCT FOR THE RIGHT TIME.

  • CHECK OUT THE SLOGAN THEY'RE USING TO LAUNCH THIS PRODUCT.

  • THE HELL WITH IT, IT'S 2020.

>> James: GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO "THE

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